Friday, March 18, 2011
QUOTES FROM “REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER
Following are quotables from “Real Time with Bill Maher” for Friday, March 18, 2011. “Real Time with Bill Maher” airs Fridays at 10:00PM ET (10:00PM PT, tape delayed) on HBO, with additional replays throughout the week on HBO and HBO 2.
Just be happy that something traveled 5000 miles across the Pacific and for once, it wasn’t your job.
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue regarding trace amounts of radiation reaching California
Sarah Palin finally heard what happened to Japan and she’s demanding that we invade Tsunami.
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue
It’s probably too late but the U.N. has authorized a no-fly zone and Obama is on board. Republicans don’t know what to do with this. They wanted this to happen, so it is good. But now Obama wants it, so it’s bad. And it involves bombing Muslims so it is good, but it involves the U.N., which is bad. In fact, today, Fox News was just a test pattern with the message, “Please be patient while we figure out how this makes Obama the worst President ever.”
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue
I do come from Jerusalem but prophecy isn’t my strong point.
- Ambassador Micahel Oren when asked if more democracy was possible in the Middle East
When you say ‘freezing settlements’ it’s kind of like a Palestinian cease-fire; which is really just another way of saying reloading.
- Bill Maher
The right wing always is so afraid of gay people getting married but really, if they really don’t like gay people, they should let them get married because no one suffers as much as married people.
- Annabelle Gurwitch
New Rule: If your organization’s job is to talk to the government about guns, when the President invites you to talk about guns…go. This week, Obama invited the NRA to the White House and their CEO said no, “Why, should the NRA sit down with people that have spent a lifetime trying to destroy the Second Amendment?” Here’s why, Dumbass McBang-Bang, because talking is how grownups resolve differences. It’s our version of shooting.
- Bill Maher in his “New Rules” segment
New Rule: While you’re telling me how your March Madness bracket is doing, also fill me in on your vacation and show me pictures of your kids. That way, I cannot give a shit all at once.
- Bill Maher in his “New Rules” segment
This week's guests were Ambassador Michael Oren, Erica Williams, Richard Belzer, Dan Neil and Annabelle Gurwitch.
The Second Amendment says:
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The people--not militiamen soldiers--have the right to keep and bear arms. I find it especially illuminating that the Founding Fathers considered this right second in importance only to the right of free speech.
Switzerland, for example, insists that every male of military age must keep a powerful, fully-automatic rifle in his home.Every home must be armed, by law. Some even keep rocket launchers, grenades, and mortars. Yet Switzerland has one of the most law-abiding people, the lowest crime rate, the least violence of any country in the world, and has remained free for over a thousand years; and no wonder! What thief, what robber, what murderer, what rapist, would dare to attempt to enter a home where the owner possessed a 3.5-inch rocket launcher, an automatic rifle, and maybe a mortar?Not to mention hand grenades.
Now, for your information, over 99% of all guns in America are owned by honest citizens.Robert A. Heinlein states:
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A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks.
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Guns make it possible for smart. intelligent people to defend themselves from powerful, mindless animals. Your idealistic friends are out of touch, you're siding with the brutes.
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If you talk to the honest, intelligent cops they prefer an armed citizenry, since their job is primarily cleaning up the tragedy after the fact.
You know who wants us disarmed? Criminals.
Bill it's me your MySpace friend Myspace.com/atomicandy1 Andy Freedman While it obviously is illegal for anyone to assault a woman.There also are sexual harassment regulations which are enforced by the E.E.O.C. But it obviously is not illegal on a Public street for a man to approach a woman and nonviolently speak to her ask for her number e.t.c.Because any form of Physical aggressiveness or indecent behavior is already illegal what reason would there be to try and ban speech?.Ihollaback.org a Feminist Organization wants to try and make sexual harassment regulations which limit how manytimes Men nonviolently and Peacefully speak to Women in Offcies enforced on every street corner Men who hang out on a corner and ask a women for her number can be arrested?
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Posted by Robyn Shepherd, ACLU at 10:56am
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Last month, the ACLU's Louise Melling blogged about how street harassment shames and humiliates women, and is underreported because of the stigma attached to it. While that blog was making the editing rounds here at the office, I shared my own story of how I dealt with a particularly obnoxious harasser, and my esteemed colleagues suggested I share it. Since April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month, after all, here it is. And there's gonna be swearing. I'm really sorry in advance (Mom).
Last month, the ACLU's Louise Melling blogged about how street harassment shames and humiliates women, and is underreported because of the stigma attached to it. While that blog was making the editing rounds here at the office, I shared my own story of how I dealt with a particularly obnoxious harasser, and my esteemed colleagues suggested I share it. Since April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month
I was walking to work last April, listening to a friend's CD and not thinking of much besides that I was a little late to work, and really ought to hustle to make my train. A dude passed me as I walked, and I didn't think much of that either.
All of a sudden...WHAM! Dude WALLOPED me on the backside and ran off.
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Bill it's me your MySpace friend Myspace.com/atomicandy1 Andy Freedman While it obviously is illegal for anyone to assault a woman.There also are sexual harassment regulations which are enforced by the E.E.O.C. But it obviously is not illegal on a Public street for a man to approach a woman and nonviolently speak to her ask for her number e.t.c.Because any form of Physical aggressiveness or indecent behavior is already illegal what reason would there be to try and ban speech?.Ihollaback.org a Feminist Organization wants to try and make sexual harassment regulations which limit how manytimes Men nonviolently and Peacefully speak to Women in Offices enforced on every street corner Men who hang out on a corner and ask a women for her number can be arrested?
ReplyDeleteIn an incredible betrayal of Principles the ACLU because this is a Left not Right way to make the society more corporate and Women's organizations donate heavily to the ACLU have announced they support arresting Men for asking for dates the ACLU supports street harrasment regulations I have enclosed below this text what the ACLU put on their own blog because it is already illegal to touch a woman without her consent this is propoganda to justify the ACLU's support of UnConstitutional "Street harrasment" regulations
Posted by Robyn Shepherd, ACLU at 10:56am
VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN
Just A Smack On The Ass: A Tale Of Sexual Assault, Vengeance And Nervous Swearing
Last month, the ACLU's Louise Melling blogged about how street harassment shames and humiliates women, and is underreported because of the stigma attached to it. While that blog was making the editing rounds here at the office, I shared my own story of how I dealt with a particularly obnoxious harasser, and my esteemed colleagues suggested I share it. Since April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month, after all, here it is. And there's gonna be swearing. I'm really sorry in advance (Mom).
I was walking to work last April, listening to a friend's CD and not thinking of much besides that I was a little late to work, and really ought to hustle to make my train. A dude passed me as I walked, and I didn't think much of that either.
All of a sudden...WHAM! Dude WALLOPED me on the backside and ran off.
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