Friday, June 19th, 2009
QUOTES FROM “REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER
Following are quotables from “Real Time with Bill Maher” for Friday, June 19th, 2009. “Real Time with Bill Maher” airs Fridays at 10:00PM ET (10:00PM PT, tape delayed) on HBO, with additional replays throughout the week on HBO and HBO 2.
It’s sad about Iran. What do you expect about a country? It's a government propped up by oil money that’s led by a religious wacko. Kind of like Alaska.
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue
This could be the first revolution brought to you by Twitter because that’s how people are communicating to go to the rallies and so forth and show the pictures of what’s going on. Authorities of course in Iran shut down cell phone networks. They shut down the Internet. Calls are absolutely not getting through or they are dropped immediately. Or, as T-Mobile calls it, "normal service."
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue
I love this guy. He is a piece of work. John Ensign was a Promise Keeper; he was a big proponent of the Defense of Marriage Act, and a loud voice calling for Clinton to resign during the Lewinsky scandal. He has hit the Hypocrisy Trifecta.
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue
This is the week that the gay people in America finally really had it up to here with Barack Obama. Because, you know, he won’t come out for gay marriage. He threw them a bone with federal benefits. They didn’t like that. They said, “We are not satisfied and we are feeling neglected.” And he said, “Well that’s like being married.”
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue
There’s a tendency here in America, when it comes to foreign policy, to say these are the good guys and these are the bad guys. A couple of weeks ago nobody had heard of Mir-Hossein Mousavi. Now suddenly, he’s the good guy. Well, I have questions about that, whether he’s a real reformer, and there’s sort of oversimplification that happens here.
- Katty Kay
It does seem like we’re choosing between like Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson. They’re not even the real leader of this country, right. It’s like they’re having a revolution about the Governor of Nebraska.
- Joel Stein regarding Iran
You’re either this pious, holier than thou person or you’re a skank and all these things. And I came out with my article when I wrote an article and I said that I wasn’t a virgin on national television, and I got all these emails and it was like, Meghan McCain, perverted sex addict. And it’s like you’re either a holy virgin or you have to stay at the point of saying “I’m abstinent. But I meant to be abstinent,” or you’re a perverted sex addict. And I think it’s this really crazy thing in politics, and especially Republican politics. And I think it’s unhealthy, especially for young women.
- Meghan McCain
I’m going to be consistent. It’s none of my business who Senator Ensign sleeps with. I’m much more interested in who the oil companies are screwing than who John Ensign is screwing.
- Paul Begala
I’m a Catholic. We’re taught that sex is a dirty, vile, disgusting, act that you save for the one you truly love.
- Paul Begala
If these were two blonde women, of course there’d be much more of a fuss made about it in the press here.
- Katty Kay regarding Laura Ling and Euna Lee
New Rule: Let's not all act shocked that the new Miss California is also against gay marriage. Of course they're conservative. They're beauty pageant contestants. If they were liberals they'd be in college.
- Bill Maher in his “New Rules” segment
New Rule: Twitter didn't save Iran. Iran saved Twitter. I'm happy that information is getting out there, but admit it, Twitter users, if anyone had asked you two weeks ago what "Iran" was, you would've said it was the new treadmill from Apple.
- Bill Maher in his “New Rules” segment
New Rule: Now that the Olive Garden has pulled its ads from Letterman's show because they say his Palin joke was "not consistent with our standards and values" someone has to figure out a way for me to boycott a restaurant I would never eat at in the first place.
- Bill Maher in his “New Rules” segment
This week's guests were Katty Kay, Paul Begala, Joel Stein, Meghan McCain and Hooman Majd.
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"New Rule: Now that the Olive Garden has pulled its ads from Letterman's show because they say his Palin joke was "not consistent with our standards and values" someone has to figure out a way for me to boycott a restaurant I would never eat at in the first place..."
Wonderful fucking place!
Last time I went there, it was one of the rare occasions I picked up the check, and several of my dining companions later complained of explosive diarrhea after managing, with great effort to make it home before shitting their pants...
Oh, but when I called and spoke with the manager of this particular Olive oil blowing out your ass Garden, he made it sound like this was MY problem.
OK, so if the Mafia owns this piece of shit...
...no wait a minute, *I* know the Mafia, and there's no way they would be associated with such a piece of shit in your pants, what's your fucking problem, shove an endless god damned bread stick up your motherfucking ass!
NO! The Mafia would have offered me a salad or something.
Fuck the Olive Garden up the ass! They're as bad as Black Angus passing off shitty ass beef as fillet Mignon, then when you complain they get all sympathetic, and you say, "Yeah, that's the same shit you gave me the last time you motherfucker" Then they give you a fucking card good for $20 that you give to a not so good friend, who likes shit horse meat.
That's it?
One fucking comment!
OK, then check out my photos and comments of the Michael Jackson Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...
Michael's Fucking Star on the
Boulevard!
Have you ever thought about having this guy on the show? He's hilarious and is evidently a famous wrestler from the 80s.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGp043tHAc8
In part two he talks about Religulous.
Bill, I wish I could watch your show. I fell in love with you watching Religulous. We need more people standing up and pointing out the insanity of religion. These people are scary, I know because I once was one of them. I know how they think.
I just came across an insane video on youtube of a guy claiming Obama is the Anti-Christ and that he met the requirements of the Anti-Christ. His claims were bogus, I use to study the prophecies and not one of his claims were legit. However, it was amazing as he had a following of people that would rather listen to him than study scripture for themselves. These people are dangerous!
I am currently writing a novel about a fundamentalist woman who discovers her religion is the worlds biggest hoax. It is similar to my own story with all the research that led me out of the cult. I am doing this because of California's ban on gay marriage that was brought on by religious fundamentalist. I am not gay myself but I believe equal rights should be shared by everyone and not just the Christian majority.
Our laws should not be based upon the morals of the Bible. If they were you could offer your daughter up to be raped by homosexuals, sacrifice your child to god and consider all women who braid their hair and wear gold to be prostitutes. Yep, if you read the book it's in there!
The one that pisses me off is the insurance commercial recommending people maintain a "2 second travelling distance".
While this is reasonable it turns out most people can't count to 2 and also accurately gage time without a chronometer. The result is a bunch of clueless assholes maintaining 12 second distances in 20mph gridlock.
As more instructions are obviously required than can be fit into a 30s commercial slot, this one has to go: these people are causing accidents.
Perhaps former member of the bar Silman can raise funds for his legal dfens by suing a class action against these insurance maggots on behalf of motorists in the USA.
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FRANKEN DECLARED WINNER!
...'bout fuckin' time
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/06/30/franken.ruling/index.html
So, Does Al Franken get a koopon for a free term or does Minnesota get a 6 month federal tax reprieve or what? Can't charge them for political services they didn't receive!
College Graduates unprepared for tough job
market
The Emmy-winner passed
away in Los Angeles after a short illness. Never mind the pedophile. Be seeing you.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/06/30/israel.gaza.mckinney/index.html
Not content with stealing land out from underneath the rightful owners.
NOW Israel is snatching boats and people from international waters.
Talk about your rogue terrorist nations...
Oh well, when your God's Chosen People, everyone else is the terrorist, no matter what you do.
The puppet syndicates are the only ones who will miss us if we withdraw boots on the ground from the Middle East;' this includes the criminals we are propping up in Iraq (no kids, thats not a democracy in its infancy Iraq: there is no demos), the Sauds and especially Israel.
Hey we didn't create them all, but we do support them. Get over it.
I figure the Israelis will be the most fanatical to keep us in Iraq. It takes the heat off them & its been fucking lucrative for them.
If W can't endure watching the visions of his Jewish handlers crumble then up his Thorazine. If that doesn't work take his mind off it with an intense battery of ultra high voltage ECT, the stuff his dad worked on. Cheney? Just take away his battery.
If Obama doesn't get this done he's just another paper president & RP will be our last chance.
40 yrs later this is still a current political football.
The Attack on the USS Liberty by the nation of Israel, on int’l waters to obstruct observation of the Israeli war of aggression (in violation of UN law) on Egypt, Syria and Lebanon in 1967 and their war crimes – slaughtering civilians and POWs:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_incident
video:
http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/ussliberty.html
Survivor’s Memorial Website
http://www.gtr5.com/
Israel's like our very special friend...
...who forgot the fuckin' *safe* word!
Oh no... THEY didn't forget the goddamned safe word, they just *pretend* to forget it every time!
*You say you want more fish hooks in your scrotum?*
*NO I SAID PEANUT BUTTER YOU MOTHERFUCKER! PEANUT BUTTER!!!*
Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
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probably somewhat unrelated but tell me this isnt some of the weirdest shit you've ever seen (link above)
these guys are nuts
i would love to see wut Maher would say about this
It's difficult for me to grasp the fact that those people in the video are actual human beings.
Their logic is so fucked up, but somewhere along the line they learned how to talk, sing and play musical instruments.
What in the fuck happened to make 'em that way?
Seems they spent their lives in church learning to sing, believing in magick.
That plus the evil deceivers who encouraged their hate... like W & Cheney And Secretary Rice, who 'lost' 300 million in cash on a airstrip in IQ.
These people have 'the chosen ones' syndrome.
That + their test scores are 65-105... the tests aren't very accurate. The correlation between parent education level and child's acheivement is much higher, which explains Dumbyah... oh sorry, wrong meeting. The Sociopath Support Group meeting is tomorrow night in Crawford.
Cephas Simon met a pi man going to the fair;
Said Cephas Simon to the pi man "Let me taste your chronic"
Said the pi man to Cephas Simon "Show me first your logic"
Said Cephas Simon to the pi man "Sir, I have not any!"
Cephas Simon went a-fishing for to catch a whale;
All the water he had got was from his mother's pail.
Cephas Simon went as if figs did grow on thistle;
He pricked his fingers very much which made poor Simon whistle.
He prayed for someone else to save him but it all fell through;
And now poor Cephas Simon bids you all "Adieu".
That was 1984cast, this is now (sexy zionist free of charge).
How can you tell how bent is your perspective?
Finale
Remember, Remember, the 4rth of July, and what the founding fathers must have believed to risk their lives so that we could have a shot at this world.
What will you be remembered for?
Pussies!
Try getting your mind around this. You live in America? You have some kind of bastard citizenship? It applies to YOU.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovk4H3_-DUs
I watch your Doc - Religulous, I illegally downloaded it because that is what Jesus would have wanted as he told me so.
I must say I never watch you because you are old and I thought you were like that other old moron Bill something but then I watched Religulous and I have to say I fell in love with you!
I have never read the bible and I have about 15 diffrent copies of it but I cannot get past the first page with out laughing.
I thank you for Religulous as it has shown me I am not the only one wondering why the preachers are rich as their followers are poor, and most of all thank you for asking the questions I always wanted to ask but was always treated as a freak for doing so.
I am in Detroit when you are there but for some reason I cannot buy tickets to your show because the music hall site will not let me so I guess that is a sign from god that I will have to sneak in and watch it for free.
Or maybe you can come to Arizona and I can watch you here :)
Cephas excellent! Those people = Jonestown massacre candidates.
Sponsor an executive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwHRqusXauw
Poor Sarah Palin...
EVIL people want to bring her down...
...so the crazy bitch quit her job, turned her back on her duties and state.
That's cool though.
There are enough retards out there that'll buy into her persecution complex.
Isn't that how Hitler got started?
Got to wonder though...
...what if she's quitting because she knows the shit, we don't know about yet, is about to hit the fan.
Then she can play the poor little persecuted bitch.
She's on a roll, getting Letterman to apologize twice!
Whoo Hoo!
Way to go Bill.
Good job on Religulous, just saw the DVD.
You probably already new what the results we be from your investigation before you ever started the piece. Our world today is definitely a strange and dangerous place.
If you are really interested in non-religious answers to our being, (The WHY questions), you may want to check out a new novel called (Chakari Insights to Truths).
Google is still screwing around on posting the web sight that it will be found on. You will not find it in book stores. Maybe one day ChakariDOTcom will be up and running.
Again, good job on your DVD.
The martyr Sarah Palin? No way! Maybe she's just abandoning her post in favor of more lucrative offers from tinsel town or Larry Flynt. Or maybe she knows how xpresident Hilly broke her arm - if thats all they broke - and the terrorist elements of her party have convinced her to just go away... or maybe, just maybe, she is sincerely trying to repair the irreparable damage her political career did to her family.
Most likely, she's squirreled away enough tax loot to clear out of the igloo and move on up, To the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
http://www.amctv.com/videos/the-prisoner-1960s-video/
I am Spartacus!
I am Peter Pan!
**I yam, what I yam...**
What A Beautiful Fairy
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee outside a Maryland immigration office.
'Good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children.'
The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'
The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here and PING ! in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.
'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand.
'Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this turban. And I want to have white skin like Americans . ... ... and -- PING ! -- The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?'
The fairy said 'Tough Shit, Mac, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself.'
And she disappeared.
Gee, that was a mighty long joke...
...for such a miserable pay out, don't ya' think?
Longer than Peter Pan's shadow for sure, but certainly not as long as:
1. 8 years under W
2. The overly dramatic lamentation of the women over a celebrity pedophile who would most certainly be in prison right now if he didn't pay off his victims
3. RealTime has been on the air
4. The shrew Palin's expense account statements
5. The con of mankind
It’s sad about Iran. What do you expect about a country? It's a government propped up by oil money that’s led by a religious wacko. Kind of like Alaska.
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue
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Bill you talking federal not state government right?
This is the week that the gay people in America finally really had it up to here with Barack Obama. Because, you know, he won’t come out for gay marriage. He threw them a bone with federal benefits. They didn’t like that. They said, “We are not satisfied and we are feeling neglected.” And he said, “Well that’s like being married.”
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue
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I have no dispute about gay marriages.. in canada the first signs of acceptance was benefits, and incometax consideration.. same with common law.. I'm not big on marriage any way if you read the tax law right.. you can have your cake and eat it too.. Governments should not impose so many laws on the people..so if you don't leave a paper trail you can fall between the cracks of their burocracy.
be careful what you ask for...
Gyspy
New Rule: Now that the Olive Garden has pulled its ads from Letterman's show because they say his Palin joke was "not consistent with our standards and values" someone has to figure out a way for me to boycott a restaurant I would never eat at in the first place.
- Bill Maher in his “New Rules” segment
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you are on the right track.. keep convincing us they are not worth eating at.. You have my support.
I will never eat at an olive garden restaurant.. I think the self righteous businesses should be help accountable for bullying us out of our right for free speech, whether it is to say it or hear it. News to all you advertisers out there.. we have an off button should we chose not to hear what David Letterman or anyone else has to say.. Let the actions of all blackmailers of free speech blow up in their face...
This is exactly why we need David Lettermans, and Bill Mahers out there..
Gypsy
Dear Bill Maher
you caught me in an unusually pleasant mood today.. Just in case you haven't been told lately..thank you for the work you do. those of us without fame have a small voice and when we see you out there giving hell to the idiots of the world and making us think of how stupid things really get, it is nice to know someone sane is getting heard. if I wasn't so old. (47) and sensible I think i might consider having a crush on you.. anyway in the spirit of my good mood.. A sincere thank you.. love Gypsy.
In light of 'Senator' Ensign's recent missapropriations - to pay his whore, her pimp and their love child - I really hope there are mandatory minimums for federal felonies of this nature.
Like the ones for pot.
So, why isn't 'Congresswoman' Jane Harman in prison for her crimes against Americans? Read this. Why isn't AG Gonzales in prison with her for blackmailing an elected official? Why aren't W and *wad Cheney in prison with them for blackmailing an elected official? W, Cheney and Gonzales are also guilty of RICO for this.
What is supposed to make America special is that we the people are supposed to be able to make our own laws and run our own government. Since the JFK coup this hasn't been happening. rest assured the schools aren't teaching it either. There is just one problem. If you look you'll see that laws are being made, discarded and ammended all the time. We are supposed to be the ones doing this, not some overpaid fools on the pay of multinational corporations.
Fools like W & apparently the Barack Abomination are on the same payroll. Oh look, the reassembled Clinton cabinet too.
5 Richest Members of Congress 9/26/2008 usnews.com
Rep. Jane Harman (D, Calif.): $215.11 million
Sen. Herb Kohl (D, Wis.): $215.85 million
Sen. John Kerry (D, Mass.): $213.8 million
Rep. Darrell Issa (R, Calif.): $158.58 million
Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D, W.Va.): $79.4 million
If anyone wants to protest her Harman lives in Venice California.
White male residents whose ancestors were veterans of Viet Nam, Korea, WWII, WWI and the North in the Civil War need not apply. Your applications will be disposed directly.
And fuck Al Gore for legislating 383 BILLION per year in assistance to ILLEGAL aliens.
Our wallet is empty.
Our bank is closed.
Our credit is dried up.
- Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger
More like Mexico every day.
"And fuck Al Gore for legislating 383 BILLION per year in assistance to ILLEGAL aliens"...
Sureeee he did!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByLhWtG_R-Y
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God hates he world and all it's children...
it all depends on how you look at it... when we are spiritually inspired by nature it always comes out like a fairy tale.. subconscious to sub conscious and the human mind record it as dreams, fairy tales, music and movies have streams of it. That is why it is not clearly understood. So God is meant to be a prophecy.. the word was guide and trough the cycle of nature it came out in the fairy tale of Mother Nature..it ends there.. a long story short. if you take the words and add it to the right fairy tale.. The only sin in mother nature is religion.. So i heard the song and now I laugh..
In mother nature ... a record of a natural movement, an evolution,
it is easier to remember fairy tales.
What we don't understand about nature hurts us..
Gypsy
Insurance.... legalized extortion.. not only are governments making laws that insist we buy it, they are making laws that create loop holes to prevent the insurance companies from paying us for the service we buy.. you want protection?
Brooksie said...I must say I never watch you because you are old and I thought you were like that other old moron Bill something but then I watched Religulous and I have to say I fell in love with you!
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holy fuck you old bill.. i don't think you're as old as say George Carlin.. damn these kids are loosing out on an education..
Could she have possibly meant Bill O Reilly?
You're not that old either are you?
Alex said...
Way to go Bill.
Good job on Religulous, just saw the DVD.
You probably already new what the results we be from your investigation before you ever started the piece.
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Everyone is working on it.. nature,evolution it,s a big push has been pushing for about 2000 years.. religions keep shoving us in the wrong direction,
Here,s my work on the subject...
http://gypsyqueenspades.blogspot.com/
Yer right, Al never actually does anything - he just takes credit for other people's work, while he's safely in the rear with the gear. The only thing he didn't cry wolf about or take credit for was the antics of Bedbug Bill & his crazy wife's efforts to subvert the 1st Ammendment - thats the one guaranteeing Free Speech, she's as fucking evil as W.
READ THIS:
1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state governments.
SOURCE: http://tinyurl.com/zob77
2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.
SOURCE: http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html
3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.
SOURCE: http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html
4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!
SOURCE: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.0..html
5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.
SOURCE: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html
6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.
SOURCE: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html
7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.
SOURCE: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt...01.html
8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & social services by the American taxpayers.
SOURCE: http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html
9. $200 Billion dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.
SOURCE: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html
10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two and a half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, their children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US .
SOURCE: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/12/ldt.01.html
11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our southern border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from terrorist countries. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U.S. From the Southern border.
SOURCE: Homeland Security Report: http://tinyurl.com/t9sht
12. The National policy Institute, estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of between $41and $46 billion annually over a five year period.'
SOURCE: http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.org/pdf/deportation.pdf
13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances to their countries of origin.
SOURCE: http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.htm
14. 'The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One million sex crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States.'
SOURCE: http://www.drdsk.com/articleshtmlThewww.drdsk.com/articleshtml
The total cost is a whopping $ 338.3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR.
YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS ARE THIS FUCKING STUPID
$338.3 Billions A year for Welfare & Social Services, which you can thank Al Gore for approving.
-$230.0 Billions for 5 years to deport Illegal Immigrants
$108.3 Billions saved to do the mass deportation, and the faster our Government does it, the more we save.
They justify the immigration policies, they claim to prop up Social Security. Fuck SS, it faild. Pay out to all those who paid in what is due to them – there’s your stimulus –shut it down, then rewrite the immigration code accordingly. Then chop off the federal appropriations of income and make the fuckers balance their budget out of necessity – just like the rest of us.
No more learjet for needle nose Nancy!
...and you're also right, the mafia wouldn't run anything as cheesy as Olive Garbage.
The Russians would though.
"$338.3 Billions A year for Welfare & Social Services, which you can thank Al Gore for approving."...
What ever you say...
...no but seriously, your logic sucks
Thank you for pointing out we don't have a liberal party in this country. It is a sad day indeed when a Democrat from Indiana who opposes gun control and supports the death penalty is considered liberal simply because he supports the first ammendmant, a woman's right to control her body, thinks Corporate America is way overpowered, thinks the rick should pay more taxes and people should have a safety net for health care.
Funny thing, I like Kucinich (the only Anti-NAFTA dem left) but spaceships...he knows better...lol. He's certainly got a pair though. I'll give him that. It's time for us to have fun now beacause I think we both know the lunatics will be back in charge of the insane asylum soon enough. Well too soon for me. Anyway, best of luck and take care.
Greg
Social security - slush fund for the military, absolutely worthless. the payout isn't a living wage.
Minimum wage - despite the noble intent the actual result is inflation, the loss of blue collar jobs and private apprenticeship training programs and combined with social security the 'atomic family' - as old people chose not to invest in their children because the state would support them in their old age and relegated responsibility to raise them to the busted ass skool system, a haven for freeloaders and child molesters.
Free trade agreements with dictatorships - can't compete with slaves, nor should we trade with their masters.
CIA - shutdown this obsolete appendage of imperialist European monarchies. In fact you can tell how free a nation 's people are by whether they have an unregulated police arm. 'Communists' aren't communists, 'Democracies' aren't democracies, 'Republics' aren't republics if they have one, they are all fascist police states.
Forbid MNCs, religious groups, foriegn owned companies and foriegn governments from lobbying American politicians.
Export liberty and self sufficiency through capitalism, not imperialism!
No more government sponsored discrimination through affirmative action. Provide the same benefits for all poor citizens.
Check the self agrandizing government clerks and reign in their unchecked spending. Civilian oversight of all government - especially the military and domestic police agencies - is of paramount concern.
Noone is above the law: convict political criminals and make sure the punishment reflects the damage they do to everyone, to our faith in government and that it deters those who would consider these crimes. Let there be no ambiguity regarding the consequences: no more cutting deals, prosecute everyone involved to the letter of the law.
Prosecute bribing lobbyist fucks too. Buy or blackmail a politician, death by hanging, televised executions on CSPAN.
It doesn't matter what he does, he will never amount to anything. - Albert Einstein's teacher to his father, 1895
Mexico builds border wall to keep out U.S. assholes
This one is definitely for Bill Maher:
The Limits Of What Humans Will Eat
I like Billy Bob's work. I think he'd make a great Devil, full of mischief, enjoying the hell out of omnipotence. He'd also make a great Gail Wynand.
I can see him playing the victim everyone loves to see get it in a horror movie.
He should make a movie around which a drinking game can be organized.
If you do meet the Buddha on the road, don't kill him. That would be like smashing mirrors.
This use to be a good blog.
What happened exactly?
Did the right wing nuts, piss in the pool so long that nobody wants to swim in yellow water?
I think summertime gets even the nerds away from the machines... one can at least hope.
Here is some food for thought:
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Stupidity
...and here is some actual, relevant edu:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_maher
Save the flies!
http://www.capitalradio.co.uk/music-showbiz/music/michael-jackson/michael-jackson-hair-fire-accident-pepsi-1984-burn/
Ooooh I know.
NEW RULE: Talk about something Else. Like...Oh I don't know... the reason as to why people are not spending or consistently SAVING money in the US.
Like, it's the Wages, Stupid.
Yeah Bill. Um. You're getting paid and praised to rant. So like...um, Wake the fuck up and realize. I mean, if you gotta rant about your ugly looks and your big schlong, you know, why not use that energy to rant about obvious reasons as to why people are not SPENDING OR SAVING. [again the clue is WAGES/MINIMUM WAGE JOBS...10 BUCKS AN HOUR IS STILL BELOW THE POVERTY LINE (JACKASSES on the right and left).
So yeah.
Put down the fucking pipe, and realize already.
Next week: I'll bring up
overpopulation in the US and tweenagers shitting out babies all over the US thanks to Lynn Spears and other celebs.
youtube.com/debisis
Sorry about the last post, guys and gals, I just got my paycheck today.
Bill
I have worked in US and Britain as a physician.
Britain does not have a single payer sytem -anyone can buy private health insurance .it is much cheaper than in this country
-because there is a public option
Britains health care is being mischaracterised in the press,Please expose
In 1997 NORAD said they insure, "Aircraft flying over our air space are monitored seven days a week, 24 hours a day."
In 2004 the Air Force contradictorily said, "Before 2001, 1st Air Force was charged with keeping an eye on the nation’s borders, usually looking for threats in the form of Russian aircraft skirting too close for comfort to the mainland. In those few hours, the command’s mission went from looking outward to looking inward."
See the 5 articles on NORAD at www.DNotice.org
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