Wednesday, August 26, 2009

QUOTES FROM “REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER" - AUGUST 21 2009

Friday, August 21st, 2009

QUOTES FROM “REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER

Following are quotables from “Real Time with Bill Maher” for Friday, August 21st, 2009. “Real Time with Bill Maher” airs Fridays at 10:00PM ET (10:00PM PT, tape delayed) on HBO, with additional replays throughout the week on HBO and HBO 2.

Apparently they’re going to have a “run-off” election. In Afghanistan, that’s when the Taliban shows up and everyone runs off.
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue

It’s not easy holding an election in a country where 70 percent of the population is functionally illiterate. But hey, if we can do it in this country every four years…
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue

Apparently it’s no longer enough to be screaming as they’ve been doing at the town hall meetings, they’re now, have you seen this, bringing guns. I would say these people are armed to the teeth, but they have no teeth.
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue

Stupid is a pre-existing condition.
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue

What advice would you give to kids today who want to break into Atheism?
- Bill Maher to Sam Harris, author of “The End of Faith”

You get the government you deserve.
- Jay Leno

You know who the best journalists are? The ones who used to do it.
- Chuck Todd

By the time I get there, it’ll be worthless. It’s in 4th place.
- Jay Leno about NBC

You prevent future torture by prosecuting past acts of torture.
- Jeremy Scahill

You’re constantly letting these officials off the hook on the fact that Obama’s continuing some of the worst of Bush’s policies when it comes to foreign affairs.
- Jeremy Scahill referring to the media

New Rule: Either bury Michael Jackson’s body, or send it out on that concert tour. Earlier this week, Joe Jackson said Michael would be buried at the end of the month, and now that’s been postponed. I don’t know what’s creepier, the fact that he’s going to spend eternity as a Zombie or that he saw it coming.
- Bill Maher in his “New Rules” segment

New Rule: Stop acting so surprised that 90% of our paper money has cocaine on it. This is America. You’re lucky it doesn’t have gravy on it. Besides, if it weren’t for the coke, a dollar wouldn’t have any value at all.
- Bill Maher in his “New Rules” segment

New Rule: When you make the runners pee in a cup to check for drugs, you must also check to see if they’re peeing standing up. A South African runner has been ordered to undergo a test to determine if she’s really a woman. Which is fine, but if we’re really interested in testing which track star is what gender shouldn’t we start with Bruce Jenner?
- Bill Maher in his “New Rules” segment


New Rule: If in your eyes America can do no wrong, you should look into Lasik surgery. You know, there’s the rational, mature assessment of our country: that it’s a great nation—especially if you like fried foods—but it also has its faults. And then there’s the modern-day Republican view: that America is infallible and pure in every way, and the Founders made a mistake when they wrote the phrase “In order to form a more perfect union.” Hello, it’s already perfect! Why are you suggesting American apologetics, Ben Franklin?
- Bill Maher in his “New Rules” segment

This week's guests were Jay Leno, Rep. Jan Schakowsky, Chuck Todd, Sam Harris, and Jeremy Scahill.

93 comments:

Dean Jackson said...

In 1997 NORAD said they insure, "Aircraft flying over our air space are monitored seven days a week, 24 hours a day."

In 2004 the Air Force contradictorily said, "Before 2001, 1st Air Force was charged with keeping an eye on the nation’s borders, usually looking for threats in the form of Russian aircraft skirting too close for comfort to the mainland. In those few hours, the command’s mission went from looking outward to looking inward."

See the 5 articles on NORAD at www.DNotice.org

media said...

Hey Bill & fans,
You are invited to "FRAC U, Get a Clue" www.fracamerica.org
I agree that America is stupid, but our definitions don't quite match.

The Anti-Andy Martin said...

Andy Martin Joke Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLq0rP4QXWE

Crusader said...

Hey Bill, we love watching you because you are iconoclastic. That's why conservatives as myself like you. I can tell you try to give your liberal audience and what you consider to be your base some flack, but you're afraid of losing them. So, you allow more absurdity from their side. Like with Christianity versus Judaism. They're both nonsense. However, you don't tend to attack Judaism as much, even when I could tell you wanted to with that screenwriter you had on a couple years ago who was Jewish and said, to paraphrase, that Jews are not supposed to consider themselves Americans. They are Jews first and only. I could tell you were thinking, "what the fuck?!" But you didn't hammer into him as you would a Christian who said something similarly. Don't be afraid of alienating your base. People like you for some reason, just like O'reilly. O'Reilly's a pompous ass and most of his fans know it, but he's got that Irish charm. You got that too. People on both sides can't help liking you (and you're a lot more likable than O'Reilly). You're not a pompous ass, you're a shit disturber. Politically Correct did so well because no one really knew where you stood. They just knew that if anyone, no matter side of the aisle they were on, said something illogical, you would tear into them. You're the bomb Bill. The only reason I take my time out to reach out to you is because I admire your style so much. Otherwise I just wouldn't watch. A lot of conservatives feel the same. You'll find your balance soon and I really do wish your show the best. Your show and Entourage are the only ones worth watching OnDemand.

Dean Jackson said...

Crusader, you say, "Like with Christianity versus Judaism. They're both nonsense."

Sorry, but that small Jewish community who said they saw Jesus after His death continued to affirm this account even when many of them were horribly tortured.

Not one changed his/her story even under torture that went beyond water boarding! And believe me, when you are water boarded, you say anything. And why not? Whatever you say is under duress anyway!

But that's the point. Those first Christians who said they saw Jesus after His Crucifixion, all continued to affirm his resurrection even unto death! This is why the flame of Christianity didn't extinguish itself after Jesus' death.

Dean Jackson said...

...continued from my last comment above.....

-- THE GREAT OBITUARY --

Here is how many of those closest to Jesus met their end:

Matthew - killed by stabbing as ordered by King Hircanus

James, son of Alphaeous - crucified

James, brother of Jesus - thrown down from a height, stoned and then beaten to death at the hands of Ananias (circa AD 66)

John - tortured by boiling oil, exiled to Patmos in AD 95

Mark - burned during Roman emperor Trajan's reign

Peter - crucified upside-down by the gardens of Nero on the Vatican hill circa AD 64

Andrew - crucified on an "X" shaped cross by Aegeas, governor of the Edessenes, around AD 80

Philip - stoned and crucified in Hierapolis, Phrygia

Simon - crucified in Egypt under Trajan's reign

Thomas - death by spear thrust in Calamina, India

Thaddaeous - killed by arrows

James, son of Zebedee - killed by sword in AD 44 by order of King Herod Agrippa I of Judea

Bartholomew - beaten, flayed alive, crucified upside down, then beheaded

independent_thinker said...

Nobody is equal anymore...Christians are racist, white trash, Redneck, gun toting biggots while non believers are the Saints.

I have always loved how people such as Maher and his tiny little following think of Middle America (from where they get all of their survival goods) like this and have never met the True Middle America!

It's truly sad what we have become as a nation.....hate and blame...that's what we are!

We are all one in the Eyes of your creator...whomever that may be but, that has been forgotten!

Big sigh!

Dean Jackson said...

Katrina’s Fourth Anniversary ------

For those of you who still believe that the media pretty much reports the truth, and that the media reported the truth (or close to it) about 9/11, then watch Aaron Broussard (Jefferson Parish President) on September 5, 2005 being interviewed on Meet the Press. Fast forward to 3:10 minutes in the YouTube video below where Broussard says that FEMA officers were cutting down the communication lines days after Katrina blew over:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9dJjAEVZ4g

Also, several months after Katrina hit, the National Hurricane Center affirmed that Category 1 -2 winds (74-110 mph) swept over New Orleans, NOT Category 4 or 5 winds:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WEATHER/12/21/katrina/index.html


Now, at the time Katrina was approaching New Orleans, government officials were worried that the New Orleans levee system would not survive a Category 4 or 5 hurricane. There was NEVER any question that the levee system couldn't cope with Category 1 - 2 hurricanes!

In other words, all the reports we were getting from persons living near the levee system saying that the levee was blown up are true!

Now, pay attention to the current newscasts on this fourth anniversary of Katrina. All the commentators talk about Category 4 - 5 winds. They STILL won't tell you that the actual winds that hit New Orleans were Category 1 - 2 winds!

Are you now beginning to understand how the media covers up crimes committed by the Federal government regardless of the political party in power in Washington, DC?

Dean Jackson/Editor-in-Chief DNotice.org
Washington, DC

Dean Jackson said...

...continued from my last comment above...


Did you notice when Aaron Broussard said that FEMA cut the emergency communication lines, Tim Russert ignored that bomb shell revelation?! Russert refused to ask any follow up questions about FEMA cutting Jefferson Parish’s emergency communication wires!

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Ford Prefect said...

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy entry under 'Earth' has been revised. The new entry reads:
Somewhat toxic

You know how synthetic birth control hormones are design to not breakdown? All I can say is don't drink the water. Bring your own food and air supply, on account of the rampant mercury and lead poisoning. It probably won't hurt you if you only stay for a few days, but damn if it doesn't make me mutate!

Belial said...

Bill

You might want to start collecting corporate t-shirt collecting corporate t-shirts. Today I saw some far out poor old guy wearing a AIG t-shirt. I was tripping, it was so crass! What a statement!

independent_thinker said...

Crap, too many blogs going here! I can't remember where I'm posting!

Come on Bill...You can afford to do this in order!


And where are my peeps? Zenny, Mikey disappeared again and Clydene?

Belial said...

"The sale and distribution of illicit drugs might be the last vestige of free enterprise in this cuntry..." Ossifer Stedanko

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ViolenceAgainstWomen said...

Hey Bill, why don't you bring up a new topic on your show that everyone else is scared to bring up? Gynecologists in the U.S. have removed the female reproductive sex organs of nearly half of the population of women, and most are unnecessary. The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) state that 1 in 3 women will undergo a hysterectomy before age 60, but the number of living women without their uterus and ovaries are more near one-half the population. This is big business in the United States, which rolls in about $17 billion for doctors and hospitals every year. Doctors are luring women into surgery rooms on false pretenses, telling them that they might have cancer, or telling other falsities to get them into surgery. Visit http://hysterectomyinformation.blogspot.com/ for more information. Read "The H Word" and have Nora Coffey (President of the HERS Foundation) on your show to explain how this is being done. The medical community does not want this to get out because it is gynecologist's bread and butter to perform these surgeries. If these doctors were not allowed to do this to women, they would go broke. It's the perfect crime, and no one will do anything to stop it.

laura said...

OK, New Rule: Our new health care bill should require mandatory sterilization of the majority of the population. I see stupid people...and they're having babies. It's so disgusting. Men, let me let you in on a little secret about women, coming from a woman. Women are stupid, they are needy and pathetic and will get pregnant on purpose to keep you in their life...FOREVER! They think that having a baby will fix everything, they think it will save the marriage/relationship, it's all about them and what they want, I see it all the time. Get a clue and wear a condom, women will say they are on the pill, and guess what, they don't always take it. I hear women all the time saying, "I want a baby", yet they never wonder if the baby would want them, in 99% of the cases if the child has half a brain cell, the answer is probably no. I can't believe anyone would even consider having a child these days. This world is in such bad shape and everyone just wants to drain it more and more, I'm surprised the planet hasn't gotten pissed and flung us all off into space yet. For the love of God people, stop reproducing like minks, it's gross! Get your own problems fixed first before you bring another life into the mix, seriously, use your freaking brains.

Belial said...

Hey Bill

Why don't you make your intellectual show more stupid, brooding and full of pretentious unsupported falsehood? Why, you might be as popular as Bilk O,Really!

I loved that discussion about the taboo of questioning the faith of the suckers. It had to be said.

This majority rule thing is fucked, the intellectuals are always in the minority. I like the part about protecting the rights of the minority viewpoint though. Lets keep that and protect the rights of the majority - the stupid - and simultaneously exclude them from influencing children.

Do it for the children, you hypocrits.

Edward Chowdahhands said...

So Laura, you support the freedom of all people to use whatever drugs they want whenever they want, to drive drunk and no speed limits / stop signs? The resulting carnage would solve your dilemma, don't you think?

You just have to stay off the road for a few years... otherwise your sterilization plan is fascist and Jewish. You need to get back to skool.

independent_thinker said...

Laura,

You need a chill pill!

Sorry but are you like 20-25?

mike m said...

laura,

Our new health care bill should require mandatory sterilization of the majority of the population.


Are you suggesting that, along with Death Panels, we have Baby Panels?

Men, let me let you in on a little secret about women, coming from a woman.

Let me tell you a little secret about men, coming from a man. Men think that when they get married they'll have "On demand sex".

Get a clue and wear a condom, women will say they are on the pill, and guess what, they don't always take it.

Thanks for the advice but, I didn't make it to 43, wife and child free, by being gay, which I am not.

James said...

Dear Bill,
I watched 'Religulous' and saw your stand up attacking the author of 'A Purpose Driven Life'. I completely agree with you on your stance against religion. I do believe organized religion is unhealthy. I believe any one person or group purporting truth is either insane or out to do harm.
However, I would classify myself as a spiritual person. Does this make me special? No. I pray every night and know that God has not once spoken back. Does this mean a higher power doesn't exist? No. With that I also believe that people who live in the extremes are dangerous. Whether athiest or religious; anyone bouncing on the end of the seesaw is bound to get in trouble when the other decides not to play anymore!
So, like all the religious people out there, I would classify YOU just as dangerous! You make absolute claims that a higher power doesn't exist, etc... Could you imagine if a great sum of people joined your cause? Try to.
Evil does exist, I'm sure you can't deny that. Or can you?
You put way too much energy in your cause and way too much negativity comes from it. It's funny at first, but what isn't funny is that you really believe what your saying. You just don't look like a happy guy. It's almost as if you have a beef or are challenging any higher power out there (which suggests your conflicted). No, I'm not making any claims or predictions, but if there's one thing I do know, everyone does take a bite of humble pie in their lifetime!
Think about it from the other spectrum. If you were God, would you wanna have a conversation with Bill Maher? And what would Bill say? "Oh, shit!" lol. Hopefully God would chuckle too.

Dean Jackson said...

I'm not sure how many of you guys know this, but the NTSB came out several years ago with the official flight path of Flight 77 just before it approaches the Pentagon. So what, you ask? Well, the NTSB report contradicts the official narrative of Flight 77 as that aircraft approaches the Pentagon.

We also have Pentagon police officers (Sergeants Lagasse and Brooks) and civilians who place Flight 77 approaching the Pentagon from the NORTH of the Citgo Gas Station. So what, you ask again? Well, the official narrative of Flight 77 places its flight path coming in SOUTH of the Citgo Gas Station! In other words, whatever caused the damage path to the Pentagon's interior (which could only be caused by an aircraft approaching the Pentagon from the SOUTH of the Citgo Gas Station) was NOT Flight 77.

Watch the interviews in the documentary below of the Pentagon police officers and civilians as they destroy not only the official narrative of Flight 77, but also destroy the official 9/11 narrative:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5FhQc-LJ-o&eurl

Dean Jackson/Editor-in-Chief www.DNotice.org
Washington, DC

Earl said...

"Lying, owing people money and beer. The only thing that separates us fom the Kennedys is money." - Al Bundy, Married With Children

Earl said...

Laura,

I see stupid people with babies and feel sorry for the babies. In fact I see so many stupid, ugly babies that I realize women will fuck anything.

Perhaps you can start by keepng your knees together and raising your standards.

I promise you will live a happier life if you do.

Nina said...

Just saw you on Conan Obrien and I don't think you could be anymore stupid!! Why don't you take your liberal butt to another country. You are obviously never going to be happy in this one! Nina

btischler1 said...

Bill - you seemed surprised that anyone would have been an Atheist as a child. Well, if you want to talk to someone who has been an Atheist her entire life, I'm here. Not everyone has had a bad experience with organized religion that "turned" them. I actually have had a wonderful relationship with Judaism as a cultural experience, but I have never believed in god, life after death, the stories in the Bible (when I was very young they were equivalent to Aesop's Fables, though today I see better) etc etc etc. Yes, there are times that it was scary, as a young child, to not believe in life after death, especially when people in my life died, but I dealt with it without resorting to fantasy. I am and have always been, my entire life, 100% Atheist.

I, Clittin said...

Do you remember?

My father was lost in Viet Nam, one of my uncles was a Lt colonel/refused to set foot on US soil until my grandfather's funeral.

This uncle died a year later, some kind of poisoning. His fingernails turned black, then one day his heart stopped.

The reason he would not come back was his honor to his combat troops in Nam, and how America misused them.

My father didn't die, he's still out there today. He was/is a spook.

I grew up in the military, I was raised to serve, to kill our enemies when required. To this day I am cool with it. It has to be done, thats the job. But I have had to ask myself often, "Why am I doing this? Who gains from it?"

These answers change, and always get harder to rationalize.

So this weekend when you kick back and ask what is great about your life, remember my grandfather and the sacrifices my family made on your behalf.

I'm not a Kennedy. I am just some guy.

jr3 said...

Nice job kissing jayz's ass. Wow it really doesn't fit the intelligent debate and disagreement nature of the show. Just the looks on your face when you have to hold back and move on even though you dont agree with him. Really pathetic.

Tor Hershman said...

Dear Mr. Maher,
WifeyWu and moi just finished enjoying greatly “Religulous.”
Oh feces, I just got ‘religulous’-‘hilarious’.
Gad, ya even put “...Hilarious” on the DVD cover for the super thick.

Anywho, most wondrously cool and well stated, for the most part(s), rants.

You sir DO HAVE GONADS!

Stay on groovin' safari,
Tor "Iconoclast Deluxe" Hershman

Lucid said...

Bill I know you will love my blog because I love yours.

It explains religion and the way people think.

Anyone who left a comment on religion show read this information as well.

http://beinglucid.blogspot.com/

Armand Hammer said...

Would I ever shout, 'Conspiracy!'

No you fucking tools, I am a conspirator!

Learn to read! As for the rednecks, stay in the bush, or end up sucking shine from a crazy killer's asshole!

Read this to them, you damn Christian retards!

Dobbie Gillis. You know anyone named Gillis? said...

America's flaming faggot elite warriors:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCg3YUCK8o

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/09/mercs-gone-wild-at-us-embassy-kabul/

Traitors, all!

Dobbie Gillis. You know anyone named Gillis? said...

You know how I know they are queers? Because no true drunk would waste vodka that way! Thats fucking hard!

Dobbie Gillis. You know anyone named Gillis? said...

If I were president I would withdraw the costly, wasteful idiots and send in the elites. I don't want taliban, I want Bin Laden.

I'll take any of them to make America safe.

You have any problem with that? Well, we agree on something...

Dobbie Gillis. You know anyone named Gillis? said...

So if Obama reads this, you are a pussy. I have none of the protection you have and I stand in your face: your foriegn policy sucks! You see me through your spies and intend to suppress us - citizens, mostly children - by threat.

Fuck you. Asshole. Vain asshole.

So kids, now I'll prolly get cancer and die. Guess what? Real life was better than any compromise anyone can do to you.

Stand up. Take whats yours. Get together and fight for it, otherwise,

its homo pirates all the way to the top!

The Pope of Greenginch Village said...

I am The Pope and I approve that message.

Its homo pirates, all the way to the top!

Dead Ted said...

I'm Ted Kennedy,

and I'm dead now.

I am really pissed that you want to loot Michael Jackson's grave. You homo assholes, I'm dead too! Lot me!

Iggy piggy with the broke glasses said...

Bill,

You get Danielle Brian on your show as soon as you get back. She is a patriot, and I know her name. I volunteer to stand guard for her person: at any price, she is worth it.

Who are you? said...

http://www.aclu.org/torturedlogic/

Who are you? said...

After 72 hours the possibility of cardiac arrest or cerebral stroke is increased to 87%

ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF TORTURE IS RIGHT FOR YOU.

Who are you? said...

Yes, I did.

A letter to Attorney General Eric Holder

Please watch this video from the ACLU:
http://www.aclu.org/torturedlogic

It was recently reported that you are deciding whether or not to appoint an independent prosecutor to investigate torture and detainee abuse.

I have paid over a million dollars in state and federal taxes and I have had it with you.

Tor Hershman said...

A ? for Bill.....
Why is doin' Gay thingys evil in the feelings of many churches?

Is it because Gay sex does not produce offspring?

If that IS the reason then masturbation, breast humpin’, or any sex act that couldn’t end with a female human egg being fertilized WOULD be 100% equal to homosexuality.
I suppose having sex with a woman who could not reproduce would also be the same as gay sex.

This begs another question – is a wet dream, to religious people,
God jacking you off?


[My film/research on the origin of Christ (2 parts)]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzY2bVsZK5s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sckuqPulRGk

Stay on groovin' safari,
Tor

Who are you? said...

Tom Ridge must die.

I won't even try to solve your problems until he is dead.

I'm not the only one.

Who are you? said...

This world will be better without his lame, lying ilk.

You want order? Get rid of 'The Graduates'. Pack GWB's parachute. He's an old senile fuck, should be easy. Right, Barb?

3 days
condor.

Tor Hershman said...

I just finished watchin' the film with commentary and it was, again, most entertaining.

I greatly enjoyed the “Preachy” ending.

BTW: Should you do an Eastern version you may use my parody of “Here Comes The Sun” titled “George Harrison” (a.k.a. “Krispy Krishna”) for free.

Stay on groovin’ safari,
Tor

Malbosia said...

Bill I recently got into an argument (albeit on Facebook) with a couple of people that I used to go to High School with. The reason for the argument...the latest right wing absurdity of believing the children/students of this country should have to get their parents to sign a consent form before the President of our nation can address them. They went on say Obama is like Hitler in what he is doing and how his ideas are to bring down the country.

I got a little heated in a couple of instances and lost my cool and felt bad about stooping down to their level. But then I was watching the boob tube and I so enjoyed your interview with Jay Z and Bill Moyers that I watched again and caught show #162. When you addressed the audience and said that we need to stand up call BS and nip it in the bud I became at peace with my actions. I will continue to fight what I know in my heart is the good fight and that is the hope that our country and begin to regain some semblance of a mature discourse when it comes to politics and our great nation's future. Thank you.

Ammé said...

Thank you for your Moyers segment. With his calm voice of reason, that man needs more media exposure.

Tor Hershman said...

I just got a blog comment, of course it wasn’t approved, concening my posting here at Mr. Maher’s blog sooooooo moi'll answer it here.

I NEVER said that I agreed with Mr. Maher’s “Preachy” film ending ONLY that I enjoyed it.

Heck, Mr. Maher is saying the exact same thing that most religions say and that is, ‘Do as I say OR ELSE!'

Gee Whiz, Holy Land Jesus and Mr. Maher would be on the same side of the fence, opposite from moi, saying something like – ‘If only the whole world would follow what I say things would be sooooooooo much better” and lill’ ole moi would be there retorting, “Nope, they’d be exactly the same.”

An ape in a Pope suit, Allah garb, astronaut’s spacesuit, shepherd’s frock
(Do shepherds wear or tend a frock or do they get the frockin'
flock-out)
or Darwin’s derby would still be an ape. The question is ‘be it a good ape or vile beast?’

Gad, Social Darwinism was as evil and self-deluding as ANY religion.
Once you say ‘If everyone were Atheist the world would be fine’ you’ve turned Atheism into a religion.

Chimps ain’t got any Gods/Devils and they wage war, murder and do what much of DNA do.

In other words, check who moi flushes at the end of this wee parody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LubuSAgB5s

Don’t get moi incorrectly positioned, “Religulous” is A GREAT FILM. I agree with it 95, or so, % of the time but I KNOW that there is no “Worthwhile” God/Devil and moi can prove that beyond a shadow of a reasonable doubt. That’s the problem with religion – lots of shadows – lack of reason.

BTW, Moi ‘twas, ‘tis and ‘twill continue to be a po’ boy; just a po’ boy who sought and found the awful facts.

Stay on groovin’ (There is no God in foxholes) safari,
Tor Hershman

I shall now make like a shepherd and get the flock out
Special Thanks to "The Six Million Dollar Man" for that line

Tor Hershman said...

WAIT A SECOND!!!
Mr. Maher states that "I don't know" is his gig.

Well then, he should of said something like, 'religion goes on...it could be awful it could be great it could be something else - I don't know."

Gettin' folks to buy tickets - that's the REAL gig.

Nice work, Bill.

korakis40 said...

Bill I bet you would like Yuri Bezmenov since he describes the role of useful idiots.

korakis40 said...

I take that back Bill..you actually wouldn't like him cause it seems that you ARE the useful media mouthpiece idiot. Well done Comrade!

Jonathan said...

I am 19, out here in Iraq surving my country risking my life and trying to prevent the loss of my brothers and sisters to my side.

Thank you for your service, but whoawhoawhoa but that beer down young man you havent earned that yet.


NEW RULE: If you are old enough to fight, kill, lead fellow soldiers, operate technology other havent even heard of you can have yourself a few god damn shots of captain morgan

James said...

Hello,
Hey Bill, investigate this kick butt movie. It will excite athiests, entertain conspiracy theorists, and blow everyones mind. I hope there isn't a higher power, because as bad as humanity can be, could you imagine a Superman hell bent on control? lol...Anyway, check it out before its removed from the Internet.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-594683847743189197#

James said...

I was able to copy this from the website that was removed. Even though the FBI and ATF focus on his racist beliefs, why the hell would he go to all this trouble. Besides, he worked as an FBI CI:

http://halturnershow.blogspot.com/2008/12/urgent-new-amero-paper-currency-exposed.html

Hal Turner Show
Honest talk in a time of universal deceit
DECEMBER 3, 2008
*** URGENT *** NEW "AMERO" PAPER CURRENCY EXPOSED!
North Bergen, NJ -- To the chagrin of the government, I have obtained new "AMERO" paper currency notes! You know, the "AMERO" . . . . the new currency that is going to replace the US Dollar, The Canadian Dollar and the Mexican Peso? Yea, the new currency that all three governments claim doesn't exist. . . . I have it. Here's what a 50 Amero note looks like:

In September, 2007 - over a full year ago - I first broke the story about AMERO coins being minted secretly at the Denver Mint. After that story ran, the Denver Mint announced on its web site that they were closing public tours of the Mint for 10 - 14 days in order to make renovations to the tourist area of the mint.

My sources inside the Mint, however, reported Treasury officials were outraged that someone had leaked info about the AMERO to me and they closed the Denver Mint to the public so as to secretly move the AMEROS out of the Mint to prevent further leaks.

In October, 2008, I received word that the U.S. government shipped 800 Billion AMEROS to the China development bank. I did a story on that (here) and obtained an actual AMERO coin from that shipment!

I placed a video of the coin on YouTube, showing the coin and explaining that there is a deliberate effort underway at the highest levels of our government to intentionally exhaust the dollar as a currency. Over 600,000 people worldwide watched that video.

Two days ago, YouTube/Google notified me that my video had been deleted and my account permanently closed at the request of the United States Treasury Department. The Treasury department told YouTube/Google that my video was "destabilizing the U.S. Dollar and was thus a threat to national security."

Here we are, just two days later and my sources have once again come through; this time with proof the government is secretly printing new AMERO paper currency.

Not only do I have the 50 AMERO note, give look at the 20 and 100 AMERO notes below!

Not a single American citizen has been officially asked if they want a new currency. Not a single member of Congress has voted on authorizing a new currency. Yet a new currency is already being printed and quietly distributed around the world. This is being done without the consent of the American people, without a vote by Congress and has been intentionally covered up by every official who has been questioned about it.

The REASON they are creating a new currency has to do with how they plan to get rid of our national debt. On October 16, 2008, the "Global-Europe Anticipation Bulletin" told its subscribers that the present U.S. Dollar will be demonetized (it won't be "money" anymore) and a new currency imposed. "Old dollars" will be devalued by ninety percent (90%).

Think about that for a moment. A 90% devaluation. That means checking accounts, savings accounts, IRA's 401-K's, Pension plans, Certificates of Deposit. . . . are all worth ninety percent LESS than previously.

laura said...

I just watched Religulous again the other night, I love it so much. Everytime I watch it I discover new things I missed before, I love watching the commentary too, you guys are such a hoot. I was raised Catholic, by Catholic freaks and basically taught that I am a piece of scum and not worthy of even living and that maybe just maybe Jesus or God or whoever will have mercy on my pitiful soul and allow me into heaven when I croak. So even though I'm an adult now, and think on my own, that crap still creeps up into my thinking and beliefs. So when I watch Religulous or even talk about it, I get a little scared, like I'm going to be struck down by lightening or something. I had it on the other night and thought nothing about it, then all of a sudden I heard all this commotion out in the hall of my apartment, it turned out to be an argument/fight between some neighbors. They were all loud and I got nervous and turned off the movie thinking that God was pissed and caused a scene because I was watching Religulous. Anyway, the fight eventually ceased and someone was taken away by the cops and I resumed watching the show, and nothing bad happened after that. I just thought it was so funny that I thought God was after me for watching it, honestly if there is a God, he'd probably be flattered that Mr. Maher has taken such an interest, I mean everyone just takes it on faith, which like he said, is nothing to brag about, but Mr. Maher asks questions, there's nothing wrong at all about asking questions. Say you are trying to buy something or purchase a service and the sales person gets irritated or angry that you're asking questions, that's a sign, that something's not right, so if you're not supposed to question religion, what's that supposed to mean? It means something's not right. What is that something? Who knows, is it all a lie? partly a lie? I guess we'll all find out eventually, I like to think that we go on somewhere after this life, I hope this isn't all there is, that would totally suck!

Angie D said...

When will you have Paul Krugman on the panel? Or have you already? Would love to see that...

independent_thinker said...

Wow Bill! You're losing it! The following you had in the start? Oops, has dwindled down!

Tell your HBO audience to Blog and you'll be fine!


I for one? Want the Old Billy Boy Back!

lens said...

"Why would you trust a government official any more than you would a shoplifting serial killer?"
- William Easterly in The White Man's Burden

lens said...

"How then may we devise one of those needful falsehoods of which we lately spoke — just one royal lie which may deceive the rulers, if that be possible, and at any rate the rest of the city?" - Plato, The Republic

...paraphrased haltingly by Tom Ridge during his coming out on the Rachel Maddow Show last week. I'm sure you can scan it on msnbc.com.

Plato, never a fan of democracy, advocated philosopher kings and control of the arts to shape the minds of children in the way the state preferred. To paraphrase his point of view, the public had, in essence, the thinking ability of comatose gnats and needed the guidance of properly trained people. That view, of course, prompts another question: Who shall decide what training is proper? - Richard Adhikari

lens said...

Anyone who knows history, particularly the history of Europe, will, I think, recognize that the domination of education or of government by any one particular religious faith is never a happy arrangement for the people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

lens said...

…noui consilia et ueteres quaecumque monetis amici, "pone seram, cohibes." sed quis custodiat ipsos custodes qui nunc lasciuae furta puellae hac mercede silent? crimen commune tacetur.
- Juvenal, 2000 years ago, 5000 miles away



See how nothing really changes? This means


"…I know the plan that my friends always advise me to adopt: "Bolt her in, constrain her!" But who can watch the watchmen? They keep quiet about the girl's secrets and get her as their payment; everyone hushes it up."



Ring any bells?

lens said...

I think Obama realizes that he is in the position that if he doesn't get the constipated geezers to agree to his proposal they will stoop to no new low to sabotage it... use your imagination if you got one.

They can be bought off; they can always ge bought off. I'd prefer to see more outed as the faithless frauds they are, underscored with some nice stiff federal sentences. 80 year old senator can't do his punishment for selling his seat? I think so. So what if an equal number of Democrats fry. Thats the kind of change I would like to see - for once, a clean house.

lens said...

Is that better IT? Are you amused now? I was busy for a while there, I had a contract to build senior care facilities on Garbage Island. You'll love it, its near Hawaii.

Malbosia said...

"Why would you trust a government official any more than you would a shoplifting serial killer?"
- William Easterly in The White Man's Burden


...because you voted for him.

lens said...

Think For Yourself

lens said...

I meant every one of them, you myopic parrot. From the assembly man *kof* to the 38th degree Bilderberg puppet.

Otherwise I like Obama. He is more noble, at least in that he alone has kept his fly up.

lens said...

I am a libertarian. This means I believe in really, really small government with acute oversight. If a thing is needed, the private sector should have the opportunity to produce it for a reasonable profit.

The role of government is to make sure they don't cut corners and make the kind of crap being marketed everywhere today, nothing more.

I think the founding fathers would agree.

lens said...

Bill Maher,

Check this 1895 Kansas State public School 8th grade final exam out:

http://mwhodges.home.att.net/1895-test.htm

Note the emphasis on bank financial dealings in the arithmetic section . No new math here. I bet most college graduates - worldwide - could not ace this on the fly.

Incentive & continuing education plus respect for the able. No more hero worship for Bernie Maddof type 2 villians.

Take the test. How did you do? Don't bullshit yourself.

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I'm sick and tired of hearing 'things'
from uptight short sighted narrow minded hypocritics

All i want is the truth
Just give me the truth!

I've had enough, reading things
by neurotic-psychotic-pig headed politicians
All i want is the truth
Just give me the truth!

No short pants yellow bellied
bastard son of tricky dick is gonna motherfuck
the socks off of me with just a corporate hope
It's money for rope.
Gimme some dope!

I'm sick to death of seeing 'things'
by condescending lipsinking mommies little freak circus tramps

All i want is the truth
Just give me the truth!

I've had enough of wishful scenes
of paranoid schizophrenic egocentric primadonna
1 ply Harvard toilet paper wiping schemes

All i want is the truth
Just give me the truth!

No short pants yellow bellied
bastard son of tricky dick is gonna motherfuck
the socks off of me with just a corporate hope.

lens said...

iceberg


Follow Nick, IME he's got it right.

lens said...

We regret to inform you that the excellent reporter Nick Shou is being purged from the matrix.

After decades of truthful reporting, exposing criminal government actions - the truth, Nick's web presence is being systematically erased.

Dig into the wayback machine and various websites that haven't yet been erased.

He's being prosecuted for telling the truth.

lens said...

Oops! Sorry girls, I'm still holding the pin.

I didn't mean to. Is it wrong?

lens said...

Decide for yourself if you should look deeper. Check this:

http://www.ocweekly.com/2006-09-14/news/cocaine-airways/
http://www.ocweekly.com/2006-10-05/news/men-in-suits/
http://www.ocweekly.com/news/news/final-flight-of-fancy/28199/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Robert_Plumlee

What did I tell you I want? I want justice. We all have to ask for this, together. Otherwise we are all slaves, together.

lens said...

Why are you speechless, IT? Are you recording for your imperialist running dog corporate masters, or are you asleep?

See you tomorrow, and every bright sunshine day.

Lights on!

Tatiana said...

Thank you Bill for having Sam Harris on your show. Great.

Trilby said...

New Rule: Stop Ragging on people who eat fried foods or any food You don't eat and,
Stop treating people who eat animals as Nazis (you know full well that people will Always eat meat - why not try to make it better for the animals before they die - Dr. Temple Grandin does this - and make the meat healthier for people to eat, without all the hormonal shit, and such) and also,
Religulous is a great film; the bravery it requires to make such a film is more than I have. Even so, you don't really understand that a person can hold out hope for a spiritual reality w/o being religious in the awful sense of trying to control others and thinking non-believers will burn in hell. You also don't understand that atheists do not follow your credo of the film: that "doubt is humble". New Rule: just admit you have a secret crush on the liberal interpretation of Jesus, and call it a night.

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