Friday, October 22, 2010
QUOTES FROM “REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER
Following are quotables from “Real Time with Bill Maher” for Friday, September 22, 2010. “Real Time with Bill Maher” airs Fridays at 10:00PM ET (10:00PM PT, tape delayed) on HBO, with additional replays throughout the week on HBO and HBO 2.
It was an amazing week for idiocy in America. I don’t know where to begin. Glenn Beck said that evolution is "ridiculous," cause he’s never seen a half man/half monkey. Christine O'Donnell did not know that the 1st Amendment was in the 1st Amendment. We are truly one nation, indivisible, on the short bus.
- Bill Maher, in his opening monologue
Coons quoted the 1st Amendment, "government shall make no establishment of religion." And Christine said, "That's in the First Amendment?" No, it's in Genesis, looney tunes.
- Bill Maher, in his opening monologue
Carl Paladino … He left before the debate was over to go to the bathroom. This is the best ad for FloMax I've ever seen.
- Bill Maher, in his opening monologue
You can’t please all of the war criminals all of the time.
- George Clooney regarding Omar al-Bashir accusing him of encouraging war
I’m not quite sure that we’re in a position to be bombing or attacking another Arab/Muslin country.
- George Clooney regarding using diplomacy in Sudan
This movement, the Sudanese movement, Darfur, the North/South agreement, were really truly embraced by the right even more so than the left.
- George Clooney
I’ve never seen an election cycle with more ignorance than in this one.
- Rob Reiner
He [Hitler] was charismatic and they were having hard economic times, just like we are now. People were out of work. They needed jobs. And a guy came along and rallied the troops. … My fear is that The Tea Party gets a charismatic leader. Because all they’re selling is fear and anger and that’s all Hitler sold. I’m angry and I’m frightened and you should hate that guy over there. And that’s what they’re doing.
- Rob Reiner
She’s a twenty-five year substitute teacher who this week announced she’s Asian. A Libertarian who’s for alcohol prohibition. A Christian values grandma who promotes Scientology. From Las Vegas Nevada, luck be a looney tonight, it’s Sharon Angle. Now Sharon is most famous for suggesting that if Harry Reid beats her in the election, somebody should shoot him. How else does one interpret her call for 2nd Amendment remedies? Which angered liberals and caused Christine O’Donnell to ask, “There’s a 2nd Amendment?”
- Bill Maher in a special segment, “Craziest Candidate”
She says rape victims should have the baby because it’s part of God’s plan. Finally, a candidate with the courage to stand up to rape victims.
- Bill Maher, regarding Sharon Angle, in a special segment, “Craziest Candidate”
Alvin brings unique ideas to the Democratic bench, like his unemployment program which involves creating jobs by having people, I’m not kidding, make action figures of him.
- Bill Maher, regarding Alvin Greene, in a special segment, “Craziest Candidate”
Alvin doesn’t speak in soundbites. In fact, he doesn’t speak at all. His stump speech is five minutes of clearing his throat followed by a blank stare. Yes, his quest for office broke all the rules. He made no speeches. He did no campaigning. He shook nobody’s hand. And it turns out that’s exactly what South Carolina was looking for, a black man who’s invisible.
- Bill Maher, regarding Alvin Greene, in a special segment, “Craziest Candidate”
Are you rooting for her on “Dancing with the Stars?”
- Rob Reiner
Yes I am.
- Levi Johnston
- An exchange regarding Bristol Palin
I’m a big fan of Trojan these days.
- Levi Johnston
We’re debating on that one.
- Levi Johnston, in response to Bill Maher asking whether he’s a Republican or Democrat
New Rule: If you married a manic depressive, three of your children died, and while you were president civil war broke out and someone shot you in the head, your coin really shouldn't say "In God We Trust."
- Bill Maher, in his “New Rules” segment, regarding Lincoln on the penny
New Rule: Designers of women's Halloween costumes must admit that they're not even trying. They just choose a random profession, like nurse or referee, and put the word "Sexy" in front of it, thereby perpetuating the idea of Halloween as a day when normally shy women release their inner slut and parade around like vixens and I just completely forgot what I was complaining about.
- Bill Maher, in his “New Rules” segment
This week's guests were George Clooney, Rob Reiner, Jake Tapper, Nicole Wallace and Levi Johnston.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 301 of 301You're right. Tebow's not a douchebag, he's an overpaid, self serving, hypocrite, acting religulous for ratings. He's got nothing.
Matthew 6.1-7
Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven. Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth: That thine alms may be in secret: and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly. And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly. But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking. Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.
...and that goes double for Westboro Crappist. If these chuckleheads were right about all the mystical voodoo they claim, according to their own scripture they are going to burn for all their antics. If they could read they might know this. Apparently they don't listen, either.
EVERY knee shall bow and EVERY tongue shall confess that Jesus Christ is lord. "EVERY" includes Mr. Maher. He will know this truth with a smile on his face or a look or terror on his face, but he will know it. It's a shame what money and fame will do to an inflated ego. Very sad indeed.
You f_ _ _ _ing loser! Ya momma layed a turd and called it a baby.
Tebow's loss was indeed a result of JC's intervention but not quite the way you said it. What happened was that JC lost the address to the Broncos locker room...twice in two weeks!
Adybbuk4u
Mr. Mayor,
Saw your Tebow comments.These put a real "crack" in your atheistic faith. If you acknowledge the devil, you also acknowledge the existence of God. You seem to be theologically and philosopgically inane.
EVERY knee shall bow and...
Meet the chuckleheads. Cite your source for that blasphemy, Shirley. On second thought, don't. I'm not going to waste my time trying to reason with you. But you might want to check your references, because you've completely missed the point.
Tebow is about to get Tboned. Also if Romney is elected will he really move Washington to Salt Lake? Also is Ron Paul agreeing with what he says now or before? Also will Michelle Bachman's expression change after Iowa? Also who and where is Rick Perry in all this? Important questions for the Caucasus.
Stop the Presses! Herman Cain now says he wants to be defence secretary! lololololololololololololollololoilkolollolloollolllolooolk continue laughter until you run out of galaxie lololololololololololololol Hey Herman, De fence is over dere! lolololololololololoiloloohoo hoo ohhhh....
What blackmail does GOPizzaman have? Didn't he get paid off enough for pretending to campaign for the Republican ticket, while people pretended to take him seriously? Why do his owners find it necessary to parade him around again, didn't they get their money's worth? I want to go back in a time machine and stop George Bush's great grandparents from ever meeting, but thats never going to happen either. The Republicans aren't going to run a real candidate. It doesn't matter which puppets they use, just keep watching the money. Every single issue is bullshit, all they care about is the money.
Here is a scary thought: the Secretary of Defense is under the Secretary of State. Sleep well.
It would seem that many are beginning to see the humor in the GOP race. How about you Bill?
hey bill, who fucked tebow this week? it's not about heaven and hell. it's about good and evil. when you die, your soul will have nowhere to go, but into the darkness. good luck.
While GOD was rearranging His perfect plan in order to accommodate a victory for Tebow & the Broncos, he neglected to rescue the tens of millions of slaves and another 6500 Americans also died.
I'm sure that if Mr. Tebow would have thought to ask something, anything, for anyone but himself, his demon would have done exactly the same thing as he did.
"Be superstitious, envious, hateful and lie your ass off." - Jesus?
Its about good and evil. Yes, it is. 1 million dead Iraqi civilians is absolutely evil. Football is just a game people bet on.
The Steelers renounced Satan and their heathen ways; then sacrificed the typical number of virgins anyway, just to be sure that next time the Fire God favors them more.
So Mitt da man, Mitt da man, Mitt da mmaannnnn!!!!!! But who are these Mormon people. I think, they think that Christ came back, again, after before but not lately, or sometime thereabouts and landed in Missoura, or thereabouts. Then He contacted a swindler/con-man named Smith, I mean who ya gonna see, and told him to go to Vegas! And then they got lost...
WANTED: Nuclear scientist for friendly, innocent, Middle East Country. Experience in centrifugal detonation (not bombs) an asset. Benefits include: Health, Dental, Kevlar etc.
WANTED: germ warfare specialist for socially responsible Multinational Corporation. Experience with H5N1 cross specie mutation a plus. Benefits include: UN immunity from prosecution in 193 countries, senate seat for life and unlimited access to our vast holdings, including banks, drugs and orphans.
North Korea announces there will be no punishment for bad mourners. Whhhheeeewwww! I gotta say I dodged one big bullet right there.
New Rule: If you've known you have diabetes for 3 years, and you make a shitload of money hawking fried butter to poor ignorant consumers, you don't get to make another shitload of money hawking expensive Diabetes pharmaceuticals that keep you from dying because of the fried butter.
And you don't get to go on the air and say Diabetes is not the end of the world and that you're not going to change your cooking.
NDAA phase 2: Large scale live organ harvesting
China #1
Dissent will not be tolerated.
They had a surplus human resource.
Please don't feed the dragon.
Its not Chin, China is ok. Its US policies that are screwing everything up. Like China our government needs to focus solely on our domestic prosperity and stop selling us out. Only then will we have something worth exporting.
Bill I tried to leave a message before I'm not sure if it went through or not I'm your my space friend myspace.com/atomicandy1
Andy Freedman
It's illegal for anyone to physically assualt or harm a women but it is not illegal for a man to nonviolently stand on a street corner and nonviolently ask a women for her phone number ihollaback.org a Feminist organization wants to take the sexual harrasment regulations that exist in offices and make them law so nonviolent men who ask for dates can be arrested I'm fascinated that something that is done in offices the Left would want to bring out into the street the Left wants a One dimensial society where people need to always behave the way they behave in corporate offices the ACLU which used to stand on Principal because they get money from womens groups has come out in support of "Street Harrasment" laws under this text is an excerpt from the ACLU's blog this is their explanation for supporting arresting nonviolent people for asking for dates everything mentioned in this is already illegal without adding street harrasment regulations this is their propogands to juustify abandoning the ACLU's principals
I was walking to work last April, listening to a friend's CD and not thinking of much besides that I was a little late to work, and really ought to hustle to make my train. A dude passed me as I walked, and I didn't think much of that either.
All of a sudden...WHAM! Dude WALLOPED me on the backside and ran off.
Bill I made a typo on the message I just sent I meant to say this is their propoganda to justify abandoning the ACLU's principals ihollaback.org is the site of the organization
be the solution you wish to see, but have a back up plan.
Indonesian police arrest 31 yr o atheist who posted "God does not exist" on Facebook. Alexander Aan faces up to 5 yrs blasphemy. Aan was charged because he used the social networking site to spread beliefs that violate the law.
Atheism is illegal in Indonesia. Indonesia is predominately MUSLIM and *ist.
So lets ship the rest of the fascist theocrats to Indonesia.
You have made too many derogatory posts. Your internet access is suspended pending judicial review.
Remain where you are until notified.
Sincerely,
Director Jacques Balz
Department of Rubber Stamp Fuckers
Romney should run against Obama. They both has the same worst enemy: their past.
RON PAUL!
CRACKERS NEED NOT APPLY
Indonesian police arrest 31 yr o atheist...
Thats the great thing about America. We can disagree and no one has to go to prison or die. I'm sure going to miss it.
While watching Real Time Jan 27th I can't help but wonder if your speakers ever heard the quote " Any society that was divided against itself would be destroyed, because it was going against the very nature of things." This could be the downfall of the western society. I find it very disturbing to listen when it is so evident some of your panelists are not listening to what is being said. You are right they sit in a bubble!
Aristotle has often been quoted as saying you can judge a nation by the way it treats its most vulnerable citizens. Many other public figures have said the same thing.
Think about Red Ronnie Reagan putting the mentally ill on the streets, helpless and voiceless.
An Open Letter To Mitt Romney And Anyone In The 1% Who Thinks I Am Envious Of His/Her “Success”:
Ladies and Gentlemen of the 1%,
You may not know me, or anyone like me, but actually, there are quite a few folks out in the United States and around the world like me. I am someone who has chosen a vocation that will not bring me “success” as you seemed to have defined it. I will never be, in your words, any of “those people who have been most successful in the one percent.” Let me introduce myself. I am a Chicago Public School teacher by choice. I actually decided I was going to be a teacher when I was growing up. I decided at a young age that my personal ambition was to focus on what I believed to be the social good. In my case, that has meant I have spent my adult life trying to help students learn. I realized that when I made my decision to become a teacher, I was foregoing any chance at a lifetime of wealth. I actually made that decision. It wasn’t forced on me. I didn’t decide to become a teacher as a fall back option after discovering that I couldn’t be “successful.” Other friends of mine subsequently chose to be, among other professions, nurses, public defenders, ministers, and social workers. When my friends chose their respective professions, they also decided to forego any chance at a lifetime of wealth. They also did not do this as a consequence of first failing at being “successful.” They actually chose to forego any chance of joining the one percent you consider to be most successful.
I cannot speak for my friends, but I have chosen my life’s work, to some extent, as a consequence of my religious upbringing and the actions of my parents. My religion (as well as virtually every religion I know) suggests that a lifetime focused on the pursuit of financial wealth is not the way to success. My parents also taught me that understanding when “enough is enough” is a fundamental aspect of being successful.
This may be difficult for you to understand, but I tell you this truthfully: I consider myself and any number of my friends to be highly successful. None of us are envious of your wealth. We feel very fortunate to have warm places to be at night, enough to eat, and families who love us despite our decision not to dedicate ourselves to attaining incredible financial wealth. When we consider the people who are in the top 1% of financial wealth, we are more concerned that that wealth has allowed you undue influence on national policies which affect everyone, all 100 percent of us. We hope (and many of us pray) that with your undue influence, you will recognize the importance of measuring success in terms of how you treat the rest of the human race.
I wish you the best of luck in your discernment of the best way to live your lives.
Sincerely,
Jay C. Rehak
I have found a sure fire way to pay 0 taxes in 2012: kill yourself! When Mitt Romney finds out...
http://signsoflaughter.com/funny-sign/390/god-hates-fags-60-fuck-this-guy
http://signsoflaughter.com/funny-sign/807/i-kissed-a-girl-and-i-liked-it-then-i-went-to-hell
It took the vatican 500 years to admit that Galileo was right about gravity. It wouldn't matter except for the vast amount thumbscrews & bonfires involved in their argument against gravity.
If there is a worse way to develop knowledge, at least one not developed by closed institutions of ignorance, I don't want to know. It would only depress me, and this election is dismal enough. At least I have medicine... unless Newt gets in, then he'll switch me meds for a shovel in a coal bin.
Atheism is a religion? I can't believe Kenneduh has survived this long. She should sue the school that granted her a degree in philosophy because they screwed her. Bigtime. Where did she go, mTV U? Warn the children!
A minority of 1.6 billion
A minority of 1.2 billion
3 minorities of 1 billion
A majority of 650 million
Yet I'm sure if I go to any of their countries, they won't help me colonize it. BILL.
This is pretty cool
http://www.kevinpollakschatshow.com
Christopher Hitchens: Why Christianity is Impossible to Believe
Come on Bill, don't sugar coating it. Tell it to them straight: God loves China more than America.
Evolution doesn't play favorites.
FLA: The vote fraud state
Home of the Diebold buckaneers
STOP WORLD WAR 3 NOW
A lie has speed, but the truth has endurance.
Jim Traficant 2012
Police in Carmichaels, Pa. say that 49-year-old Evelyn Marie Fuller was so desperate to replace her missing teeth that she robbed a First National Bank in order to afford dentures. Fuller allegedly confessed to the crime on the advice of her church pastor.
So kids, don't ask Jesus' pimps for legal advice.
http://nationallampoon.com/sports/a-brief-dialogue-between-tim-tebow-and-the-devil-playoff-edition
Banking with Romney
http://www.hulu.com/watch/325218/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-indecision-2012-bain-man
NEW RULE: The Al Gores have to live the rest of their lives in the Ukraine.
No punchline. Thats it.
Dear Bill,
I dare you to read the Bible from front to back and then say it is not real. It's an astonishing and amazing book that has been sustained for 2,000 years. If you open your heart to it, you might be suprised.
God and Jesus love you!!!!
You are the creation of a loving God.
Having been commissioned by the Emperor Constantine and jointly authored by the Roman psych warfare council of Nicaea in 325 CE, the Bible is 1686 years old.
IN The Beginning there was a talking snake. In the tradition of hereditary slavery, now you are all damned to torture because of something you didn't do, because one of many gods loves you. Don't blame this or any other god, blame the bitch. You might, no guarantee but you might, get pardoned, if you do exactly what this god's representatives say. So be a good slave. Its in the Bible. The end.
To teach a false history is to extend, supplement and replace actual tribal history in order to provide preferred (synthetic) stock answers and meanings... values. To controlling an individual's values is to define a range of acceptable behaviors. Once programmed, the individual performs like a trained monkey, and also propagates and reinforces their conditioning. If you catch them young, you own them for life.
Btw Shamu, as it is more dynamic MSM has entirely replaced religion with a new set of values. Even you can't dismiss the power of TV.
The power of TV compels you! The power of TV compels you! The power of TV compels you! Be gone, disharmonious thinker! Conform, or be cast out! Slush, slush, slush...
Ayn Rand == meritocracy
The Pew Hispanic Center determined that according to an analysis of Census Bureau data about 8 percent of children born in the United States in 2008 — about 340,000 — were offspring of unauthorized immigrants. In total, 4 million U.S.-born children of unauthorized immigrant parents resided in this country in 2009, alongside 1.1 million foreign-born children of unauthorized immigrant parents.
I'm paying for the care & education of 5.1 million kids of illegal aliens? No wonder I'm broke. No wonder I can't put my own children through school. No wonder my children all hate me. The illegal bastards all hate me too. Not to mention the 25 million adult aliens. But I don't hate them, I just hate criminals, especially the political ones who are doing this to me & my family.
Take care of Americans first.
G'day Bill,I'm a gulf war vet from Australia, completely disillusioned with life and angry. Religion is a bigger threat to humanity than America, and the trouble is American politicians are both! How can we as people keep buying their crap when people keep dying. It's time for a 21st century revolution, clear our minds of blind faith and trust our instincts in science. It's there we find the truth.
"But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age, made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted (economic) science." - Winston Churchill
Tell the truth Bill. Do you really think the people who stole your savings and made it so you will have to keep working many years, aren't going to stick it to you again? They looted the treasury, all the pensions, all the savings, set up most people with massive investment debt and pulled the rug out form under them, bringing all the dominos down. Obama betrayed us just like Bush. I know you know.
"The truth is incontrovertible; malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is." - Winston Churchill
Doesn't explain Fox economic warfare propaganda, but there it is. See if you can tell which one is a lie:
A] "If it doesn't work we give 6 months notice and we're out of it (NAFTA)." Al Gore 1993
B] "(NAFTA) Its fatal to people of Mexico, its fatal to people of the United States." Ross Perot 1993
Is homicidal megalomania hereditary? The history of the Rockefellers says yes, it is. Absolutely.
The Rothschilds and banksters prove that the free market will not work. Because in every country in the world there exists a privileged class that shits on everybody else.
Dear Mr. Maher:
I share your wit and, in terms of religion, your skepticism. I indulge in various challenges on-line and in person to any unweary evangelical fanatic I encounter. It's a sacred duty! Here's one to a woman on a dating site that, it would have to be seen to be read and believed! A born again single white southern whale who writes beautiful prose on a dating site such as:
"I AM A BORN AGain CHRISTIAN,IAM SHY AT FRIST UNILT I GET TO KNEW U BETTER,IF U CAN MAKE ME LAUGH ON THE FIRST TIME THEN U GOT ME.I LIKE TO SWIMMING,PLAY SPORT,MAKE CRAFTS AND MANY MORE THINGS IAM SIGLE LOOKING FOR A GREAT RELATIONSHIP WITH A GREAT GUY AND THAT LIKES TO HAVE FUN ,I LIKE TO FISH AND I LOVE ANIAMLS,ONCE U GET TO KNEW ME I SPEAK MY MIND AND I HAVE A LOT TO SAY?LOL I LOVE TO COOK AND I LOVE TO MAKE THE PERSON IAM WITH HAPPY I WANT TO KNEW WHAT U ARE ABOUT AND FOR U TO KNEW WHAT AM ABOUT.IAM A FUN PERSON THAT THAT LOVES LIFE.U MOST BE AN ANIMALS LOVE BECAUSE I LOVE ANIMALS AND I LOVE TO BE LOVE LIFE.my favit color is purple,why because i look good in that color?"
I wrote,
"Maybe you might want to learn how to read and write properly before presenting yourself as a devout believer in what is written in The Good Book: a book you obviously can't read cogently or critically in any true sense of those words. Do you speak Hebrew, Aramaic, Latin, Greek, Acadian? No? Then you may want to learn them because Jesus didn't speak English nor did any of his disciples. Ever play telephone when you were a kid? Guess what! You're playing it now and it's not God on the other line!"
I thought you would appreciate this.
Sincerely,
Alexander Dutler
I have extraterrestrial children
http://webfairy.org/edna/index.htm
Bill once you have read the www.dormantideas.com web site, perhaps you will be able to answer my concern... while I respect you completely as I do Jon Stewart, George Carlin, and many others... I fail to see why much of what you say is based on part of the story... for example that you are tired of politics pumping religion into us... do you not see that Bush for example IS NOT Christian, he only panders to the Christians to get their votes... SEE MY WEBSITE... and include in your work the Skull & Bones, and the Rothschild Dinasty so evrything makes complete sense...
Regarding your comments about guns on CNN. I think you are missing the point. If it is not a gun, it will be some other form of weapon.
These high school shootings indicate a lack of something, i.e. lack of stable family environment, lack of stay-it-home moms to be available for the kids to address their concerns, lack stable marriages (poor mentors for kids)lack of public concern and awareness and support structure for special needs kids, just to name a few.
Rather than taking cheap shots at bashing guns, if you give a damn, you might try spending some of your quality time and money addressing the needs that I mentioned above.
Mr. Bill Goes To Washington
There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of free Greece from the histories.
Portugal is next
H.R. 347 is sitting on the Presidents desk waiting to be signed. If signed into law, the American public will be banned from peaceful assembly if there is a government official present at the venue. So if you have any thoughts of protesting at the conventions this year, be prepared to be arrested if this is signed into law. This "new rule" along with NDAA is setting us up for a dictator. The parallels cannot be ignored. I seem to remember G.W. saying, "If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator". Call or e-mail the White House and tell the president NO.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/submit-questions-and-comments
The Secret History of Dinosaurs
A faith based documentary
Moonbase Gingrich Part 1, filmed in AcidVision™
Super Tuesday: What countries are there left to move to?
lLove ya Bill, but Rush is still an asshole and deserves no sympathy from you or anyone.
I second that. Rush is going down in flames. Couldn't happen to a bigger asshole. I hope he lands on Glen Beck and the religulous section of the RNC.
Link to Bill Maher's African Roots
3-7-2012-
Bill,
On accepting the appology of Rush Limbaugh - if it were a real appology in saying that he should have never said or insinuated that Ms Fluke was a prostituted and/or a slut or that all women using birth control must be sluts or prostitutes and that in exchange for insurance coving such expeditures, he wanted them to post their sex videos on line - then I might could accept an appology - but to say he used the wrong words and he didnt' mean it personally- is not an appology. Its a oh, "I used the wrong words - perhaps I should of said a harlot or a lady of the night or something else. The concept was correct - insurance paying for contraception makes everyone a paid sex providers." His comments had practically no correlation to the testimony she gave before the Congressional committee. His comments were not entertaining - and 3 days at 3 hours per day, he deserves what he gets! I am personally insulted and I do not think he has appologized and quite frankly - Ms Fluke is right - his words changed nothing - perhaps he should find some better ones.
Hello BM,
I saw your funny "Steve Irwin Costume"
I really wish that you get cancer and die.
It would make me VERY happy.
Why didn´t you go to his family and spit in ther faces? It would have been the same.
Shame on you.
Thomas
According to this corrupt government, corporation are not just people, they are tax exempt citizens. So are eggs & sperm. But women aren't people.
This won't stand. If it could be shown that those gametes are democrats this would all stop.
This idiot should be shunned from ever being on TV AGAIN! He's a fouled mouth fool that should have his ugly faced rearraiged by some women's husband for his stupid remarks down grading right wing women. Why would your station allow this moron to continue? He has no talent and just demeans your station! Come on show some class and get this clown off the air.
Hey Bill ...Who's that 18 year old bimbo C%#NT your boning in the red dress with the lip ring telling us all she gives great head... and how can I get a babe that's into goofy looking shory old men with gigantic noses like you ?...or does that all cost you extra ? OH Just kidding Bill...I'm only a comedian..isn't that funny ?
I gotta hand it to you Bill you are the top dem liberal lemming GUTLESS, CLASSLESS clown. Look since you are such a tough guy picking on certin women I thought I might give you a taste of what you spew out as funny. I heard a good joke the other day that said you were conceived when your mother walked past the primate cage at the zoo. WOW now as Larry the Cable guy would say - now that theres funny I don't care.
We're from the IRS and we're here to help. As the IRS is a foreign corporation that is not part of your government or subject to your laws, you can trust us.
Really.
"Freely you have received, freely you shall give." Jesus Christ, your God & eternal food stamp provider, you fucking ignorants. Bill Maher is more christian than you are and he's an atheist! Ahahahahaha
Dear Billy,
Were you born stupid or smoked a little too much crack back in the day...oops there just went your theory of evolution...Just sayin...
http://totaltrafficla.com/2012/03/13/drunk-amish-kids-hit-cop-car-with-buggy-in-sherman-new-york/24311
XXX WARNING XXX
Brooke Haven, Holly Halston in: RepubliCunts
You were warned. >:-)
Dear Mr Mahr
Thank you for your unique insights and positions as an American, and or Citizen of the world, you are certainly entitled to your opinion. And you certainly are gifted with wonderful comedic ability. I wanted to point something out to you about God, whom from your latest statements about Senator Santorum seem to suggest that you now believe in.
#1.) The tree was not the tree of knowledge, it was the tree of The Knowledge of Good and Evil, Genesis 2:17 "but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat of it you will surely die." God gave them the good, he did not want them to be exposed to evil, before being exposed to the tree of Life, which offers protection.
#2) God wants us to have Knowledge just read proverbs 8: 10 Receive my instruction, and not silver; and knowledge rather than choice gold.
11 For wisdom is better than rubies; and all the things that may be desired are not to be compared to it.
#3 Finally God really doesnt want you saying nasty things about Sarah Palin, or George Bush, or Barack Obama, or anyone see 1 John 4:7 and 8 Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and everyone that loves is born of God, and knows God.
8 He that loves not knows not God; for God is love.
I know your funny and liberal I can respect both things, but like my Mumzie would always say if you cant say anything nice, dont say anything at all.
Agape Jeff
PS I have a free bible for you that I would be happy to send to you if you would like just email me your address @ drjeffreykmooresnr@gmail.com
You know Bill, for a million dollars I'm pretty sure you could have all the members of Snake of A who gave themselves bonuses & WaMu capped, and still have enough left over to get out of jail free.
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I was thinking, what could Bill Maher possibly say that would get him fired from HBO? All I could come up with was this: at the end of the show Bill Maher says, "While you were watching me just now, the government burned through another 174 billion dollars!"
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Made it through about 10 min of "But,I'm not Wrong".I wanted to congratulate Bill on how he figured out how to make it as a comedian,laugh at your own jokes hard enough to shame the audience into coercion.Yes,I was going to congratulate you,Bill until I saw the endorsement on your homepage.Yo,Bill buddy,having Larry King call you provocative aint a good thing,chief.Your about as sharp as a bag of wet mice,pal.But keep up the good work,you really do crack you up
Rush Limbaugh tries to pass off his political program as comedy? What an asshole. His audience may be that dumb, but we already knew that.
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The GOTPtards need to fire their fucking marketing fucks. Rick Santorum actually made sense early on, or at least standing next to Perry made him seem sensible. Now he's preaching what he would do if he were God, and Mittens can't even answer a simple question. Its the marketing douchebags, I'm sure of it.
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