Friday, November 5, 2010


Friday, November 5, 2010


Following are quotables from “Real Time with Bill Maher” for Friday, November 5, 2010. “Real Time with Bill Maher” airs Fridays at 10:00PM ET (10:00PM PT, tape delayed) on HBO, with additional replays throughout the week on HBO and HBO 2.

A special shout out to the Independent geniuses who switched sides again because President ‘Chocolate Jesus’ did not make it rain $20’s in two years. You know, Branson wasn’t built in a day folks.
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue

If you can vote for Bush one year, then the next election for Obama and then go back to John Boehner; you’re not Independent, you’re schizophrenic.
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue regarding the midterm election

I haven’t seen Republicans so happy about taking seats since they made Rosa Parks stand up.
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue regarding the midterm election

Mr. Boehner, you’ve got to stop crying. For one, your tan is going to run. And also, what’s he going to do if he loses next time, put on a Bjork record and cut himself?
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue regarding John Boehner’s acceptance speech

Note to George Bush, when Kanye West messed with Taylor Swift, she got over it. And she was twelve.
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue regarding Bush’s self proclaimed ‘lowest point of his presidency’

Leave it to a witch to defend a ghost.
- Dana Gould regarding Christine O’Donnell’s concession speech in which she brought up estate taxes

This election was lost when Obama didn’t back the public option. That was the one key thing that said to the people ‘You know what, this is no different then the Al Gore Democrats.’ You know the ole’ Al Gore playbook – ‘Let’s run from our achievements and let’s not stand up for what we believe in.’
- Bill Maher regarding the midterm election

New Rule: Unless it's a freak, I don't need to see a sonogram of your baby. You know how all babies look alike? Well, not one zillionth as much as all pre-babies look alike. Oh, it's so beautiful. No, it looks like a photocopy of a Polaroid of a black-and-white TV image of the skeleton of Charlie Brown, at the bottom of a well. But he has his mother's eye sockets.

New Rule: Stop putting “Bro” in front of everything. Bromance, brodown, Brodak moment. Way to make shoe shopping with my friend Steve sound gay. Oh, and one way to tell your “bromance” has grown into a full-on gay relationship: when you're giving each other “bro-jobs.”

This week's guests were Bill O’Reilly, Rep. Darrell Issa, Fareed Zakaria, Dana Gould and Mayor Adrian Fenty.


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Anonymous said...

Its about time for the 'intelligence community' to start issuing bogus leaks to Assange in order to discredit him and to get him to overstep the fine line he has been careful to honor. He has done a great job so far separating legitimate state business from the stuff the cockroaches are trying to hide. They may issue stuff in his name after they grab him.

The cockroaches are pissed off. Good. Dinosaur media is dead too. Very good. One thing though...

Obama recently through an executive order gave INTERPOL diplomatic immunity. This creates a law enforcement entity that does not uphold American laws and is not accountable to any representatives of the American people. This is entirely unconstitutional. Its reckless and destructive to our nation Obama is challenging states rights across the board in order to deflect a challenge to federal authority over them.

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DK said...

Hey! Yo!
We're the United States Marines
We know you've all been killing each other
For at least two thousand years
But we're here now
To protect the family
Of Christian heroin warlords
Most friendly to the West
So you knock off this fighting
Or we'll tell Mom
Ever notice news
Is staged like TV wrestling shows
With Reagans and Khaddafis cast
As cartoon villains and heroes
Or those wildlife "documentaries"
Where a lion from a zoo
Kills a deer tied down ahead of time
At the perfect camera angle
When lemmings balk at dying for Disney
They're just hurled off the cliff...
We are gathered here today
To take photos of the President
Pretending to mourn these brave young me
Who came home from Beirut
Gift-wrapped in body bags-
A truck bomb blew them to bits
We knew they were sitting ducks
We sacrificed 'em, Aztec style
So we could use their dead meat
To cook up war fever back home
So make sure you take lots of pictures
And slant your news our way
Just like in Wild Kingdom
We first tied down the prey
We want people boiling for revenge
In their living rooms
So we can go play shoot-em-up
Anywhere we choose
And our backers can cash in
Without the public asking questions


DK said...

"We are gathered here tonight, to pay tribute to our Lord, and money unto me. Oh Lord in heaven, let us pray. You TV viewers, give me your pay and sing..."
‘M’-’I’-’C’, ‘K’-’E’-’Y’, ‘M’-’O’-’U’-’S’-’E’

You call yourself the Moral Majority
We call ourself the people in the real world
Trying to rub us out, but we're going to survive
God must be dead if you're alive

You say, 'God loves you. Come and buy the Good News'
Then you buy the president and swimming pools
If Jesus don't save 'til we're lining your pockets
God must be dead if you're alive

Circus-tent con-men and Southern belle bunnies
Milk your emotions then they steal your money
It's the new dark ages with the fascists toting bibles
Cheap nostalgia for the Salem Witch Trials

Stodgy ayatollahs in their dobble-knit ties
Burn lots of books so they can feed you their lies
Masturbating with a flag and a bible
God must be dead if you're alive

Blow it out your ass, Jerry Falwell
Blow it out your ass, Jesse Helms
Blow it out your ass, Ronald Reagan
What's wrong with a mind of my own?

You don't want abortions, you want battered children
You want to ban the pill as if that solves the problem
Now you wanna force us to pray in school
God must be dead if you're such a fool

You're planning for a war with or without Iran
Building a police state with the Klu Klux Klan
Pissed at your neighbour? Don't bother to nag
Pick up the phone and turn in a fag

Blow it out your ass, Terry Dolan
Blow it out your ass, Phyllis Schlafly
Ram it up your cunt, Anita
Cos God must be dead
If you're alive
God must be dead
If you're alive

Anonymous said...

#1 reason to become a senator: best health care & retirement benefits in the world, that you protect & expand in collusion with your fellow bureaucrats.

Adam Luebke said...

Helena Christensen is slightly unhinged; sex, cheese, and cheekbones!

dweebisis said...

Merry X Mas Ladies

Anonymous said...

Any politician in favor of tax cuts for the rich (>$500k or >$1000k) on either side of the aisle is ONLY interested in rewarding donors, not helping the economy.
I am a very successful small businessman. Within reason, higher taxes provide me an incentive to reinvest in HIRING and capital equipment, instead of pulling the money out as profit.

Why do the few honest Congressmen and Senators left, not explain this to the American people?
Like Bill said, the TeaBaggers seem to understand nothing about taxes.

Anonymous said...

I'm just wanting to send WikiLeaks my best wishes and thank them for exposing the disgraceful falsehoods, hypocrisy and corruption occurring at all levels of governments everywhere . He should be getting a Nobel Prize for reporting how our taxes are being soo disgracefully wasted everywhere too .....

Sarpeidonite Zarabeth said...

The Bernie Maddof crew stole the most money in history.
Julian Assange enabled the truth to be heard.
Our self serving leaders are working to punish Julian Assange the same as Maddof, or plug him like their friends who talked. For fuck's sake, he's not even a US citizen!

What is wrong with this picture? The message is clear: mind your own damn business and do as you're told. Conform or die. Freedom my ass, the intense surveillance of all civilians negates any verbal or written assurances from these snakes. Look here world, how would you like to be just like the American banana republic? The worst of soviet paranoia meets the decadent western decadence. Got religious empires too.

Just as Bernie owes the SEC his thanks for covering his crimes for 13 years, the FCC owes Julian Assange for exposing them as the well paid off abusers of the public trust that they are. We owe the fed direct civilian oversight; the representatives aren't working out. The department of agriculture is a good place to start. Right Hilary?

Anonymous said...

You for got BP.

NationAP said...

Then J. Williams, now B.Sommer...
Lane College Oregon) fired B.Sommer and dropped his course after pressure from CAIR.

Anonymous said...

If wikileaks would do to Islam & other massive human rights violators what they have done to a few rotten apples in the west they wouldn't be viewed as the bent, hostile critics they are, when they are no more biased than Rupert Murdock or George Soros.

Anonymous said...

Will you please tear the Westboro Baptist Church a new asshole when you get back?

That would be excellent.

hey said...

this comment is not about these quotes, but about you bill, or me. I dont know. but I know that u are suppose to find me. I have something for u which youll probably find it interesting. wright me.

remember, you will also suppose to prove you are bill.

see u bill.

Anonymous said...

@Mike Landers:
"the number of sharia laws recognized in UK is Zero."

The Greedevangelist who sold Christmas said...

4chan based hacker group Anonymous has knocked down the Mastercard website as well as the operations of Swiss bank as retribution for disallowing donations to WikiLeaks.

Shortly afterwards the Visa website was knocked out of commission as well.

Meanwhile to combat the possible shutdown of the WikiLeaks website, hundreds of mirror sites have sprung up.

Additionally, Assange has widely distributed an encrypted ‘insurance policy’ that contains uncensored files on Guantanamo Bay, BP, and Bank of America documents. Assange will release the 256-digit encryption key to the doomsday files if WikiLeaks is taken off the Internet or he is personally threatened.

Just to make everything more exciting, there’s also something about UFO’s in the next WikiLeaks release.

If you personally believe in the voice of WikiLeaks and the right to information then consider the battle lines that have been drawn. Facebook, Twitter, Visa, Mastercard, and the US government on one side – WikiLeaks and proponents of transparency and justice on the other.

Anonymous said...

WikiWecaps #1 for all you muscle bound ADD pencilneck wannabes.

Guantanamo School of Medicine said...

Clown-didates pretend they're human beings

Flatscreen flatscreen on the wall
Who's the best marketed of all
Best disguising what an asshole
They really are
I've had enough of this
We've had enough of this
Audacity to exploit hope for cash

Ain't left or right
Or donkeys and elephants
It's the top against the bottom
That is real

Don't believe the hype
We're the ones being patriotic
When we rise
To fight
Our government
When they're wrong

So in my own small way
I'd rather make history
Than watch it on TV
So I made a vow
And you can do it now
Corporations can't have me

All that stands in the way
Of more wars and Abu Ghraibs
Ain't messiahs
It is us

Adam Luebke said...

I've taken the liberty of sending an apology letter to Julian Assange. I figured Sarah Palin, Barack Obama, and Bill O'Reilly owed Julian Assange an apology.

Here's the link:

1967 said...

Number Six: Has it ever occurred to you that you are just as much a prisoner as I am?
Number Two: Oh my dear chap, of course--I know too much. We're both lifers. Number Two: I am definitely an optimist. That's why it doesn't matter "who" Number One is. It doesn't matter which "side" runs the Village.
Number Six: It's run by one side or the other.
Number Two: Oh certainly, but both sides are becoming identical. What in fact has been created is an international community--perfect blueprint for world order. When the sides facing each other suddenly realize that they're looking into a mirror, they will see that "this" is the pattern for the future.
Number Six: The whole Earth as the Village?
Number Two: That is my hope. What's yours?
Number Six: I'd like to be the first man on the moon.

looker said...

To Adam Luebke,
"I'm speaking for all of America here."
You are not.

Anonymous said...

Mayor Bloomberg sued for records regarding ground zero mosque.

Anonymous said...

"I'm speaking for all of America here."
You are not.

Given that at any time 40% of human populations are by definition stupid and 10-15% are entertaining ideas that are again by definition insane, one cannot be expected to include all perspectives.

It used to be that a majority was the intelligent people + members of their extended families whom they had convinced of their rational opinion. Now the majority is the dumb 40% + the insane, manipulated by the functional unscrupulous. Vectors of attack include media, false education, financial reward & hardship, selective law enforcement and open use of force,

Yes, we do permit the insane & criminal to vote. Observe, this is our undoing. And note that I use the pronoun loosely.

looker said...

"I'm speaking for all of America here."

Anonymous said...


Joe Girtay said...

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

Anonymous said...

Madoff's eldest son hangs himself in NYC apartment

Doesn't this remind you of the Enron body count? Oh look, there goes Freddy Mae CEO. Did you get the message? I am sure the rest of the staff-mob got it.

Anonymous said...

Muslim Brotherhood front group trains airport screeners"

Anonymous said...

"Muslim Brotherhood front group trains airport screeners..."

Thats mighty civilized of those godless jew loving pig-dog infidel yankees. It would shame the Islamic nations if they could not demonstrate equal or greater civility. A shame too, that 6 billion people living in closed dictatorships will never know America made this gesture. After all, you really can't blame the 7 sisters for 1300+ years of the kind of vicious caste ignorance the Pope dreams of regaining...

Anonymous said...

I speak for all America when I say, Frau Looker! Frau Looker!

looker said...

I speak for myself. Get help before it's too late.

Anonymous said...

Contemplate the meaning of the statue of Liberty and the current political condition. I expect 3-5 pages by Friday.


looker said...

Were you born this way or it's global warming?
Do yourself a favor - check in mental institution, desirably by Wednesday. Meanwhile don't forget to take your medication.
It looks like it's still going on, "senator". Too bad somebody didn't tell on you.

looker said...

Old rule:
Leakage is bad whether it's water or information.
1.Let's disclose everything - no secrets!
2.Watch the movie "The Invention of Lying" for starter.
3.Before criticizing anybody for spelling think would you do better if English was your 5th language.

Anonymous said...

Brutal Divorce Tactics For Men

Anonymous said...

Inter duos combatentes tertius vincit.

ZenGrouch said...


Did someone set off a neutron bomb up in this bitch?

Anonymous said...

Ten Days in a Mad-House by Nellie Bly

Hank Stamper said...

Wikileaks & Julian Assange is investigative journalism. They have revealed the stories of a lifetime. For this to be true their reporting must be important and timely.

Noone is above the law. In democratic society this is our primary principle of community. If our representatives have broken our laws and worst, their motive is for personal gain without regard for the suffering and long term harm they inflict on others at home and abroad, they must be held accountable and brought to justice. For this to occur we must know what they have done. Were you expecting them to disclose their crimes? Ever? Full disclosure is a mandate for open society and fair business.

In this regard Wikileaks serves a vital and positive function. They serve the greater good, not the criminals and cheats they expose. Our representatives reveal their true allegiances when they defend the perpetrators against the truth; the propaganda outlets through which they do this only enforce what we already knew about them.

Responsible, diligent journalists everywhere should support & defend Wikileaks as their own.

Socrates said...

And now, O men who have condemned me, I would fain prophesy to you; for I am about to die, and that is the hour in which men are gifted with prophetic power. And I prophesy to you who are my murderers, that immediately after my death punishment far heavier than you have inflicted on me will surely await you. Me you have killed because you wanted to escape the accuser, and not to give an account of your lives. But that will not be as you suppose: far otherwise. For I say that there will be more accusers of you than there are now; accusers whom hitherto I have restrained: and as they are younger they will be more severe with you, and you will be more offended at them.

For if you think that by killing men you can avoid the accuser censuring your lives, you are mistaken; that is not a way of escape which is either possible or honorable; the easiest and noblest way is not to be crushing others, but to be improving yourselves. This is the prophecy which I utter before my departure, to the judges who have condemned me.

Anonymous said...

Ron Paul: U.S. Government’s Lies Killed Thousands of People – WikiLeaks’s Truth Killed Nobody

Anonymous said...

Re: Oprah's giveaways

Americans are materialistic because they're getting poorer. Bill, you should consider that before you condemn materialism again.

Anonymous said...

Hi Bill
There is something about Michael Moore, every time he pops off I think to myself that I couldn't have expressed how I feel any better. Maybe you can help the panthers, yippies & sds by having them on?

Enjoy your holiday. Looking forward to next year; the fat bald lady hasn't sung yet.

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Tony Trollope said...

He knew that much was bad, and had himself seen many things that were
very evil. He had lived through the dominations of Marius and Sulla,
and had seen the old practices of Roman government brought down to the
pretence of traditional forms. But still, so he thought, there was
life left in the old forms, if they could be revivified by patriotism,
labor, and intelligence. It was the best that he could imagine for the
State--infinitely better than the chance of falling into the bloody
hands of one Marius and one Sulla after another. Mommsen tells us
that nothing could be more rotten than the condition of oligarchical
government into which Rome had fallen; and we are inclined to agree
with Mommsen, because we have seen what followed. But that Cicero,
living and seeing it all as a present spectator, should have hoped
better things, should not, I think, cause us to doubt either Cicero's
wisdom or his patriotism. I cannot but think that, had I been a Roman
of those days, I should have preferred Cicero, with his memories of
the past, to Caesar, with his ambition for the future.

But, in truth, the history of every people and every nation will
be subject to the same criticism, if it be regarded with the same
severity. In all that man has done as yet in the way of government,
the seeds of decay are apparent when looked back upon from an age in
advance. The period of Queen Elizabeth was very great to us; yet by
what dangers were we enveloped in her days! But for a storm at sea, we
might have been subjected to Spain. By what a system of falsehood and
petty tyrannies were we governed through the reigns of James I. and
Charles I.! What periods of rottenness and danger there have been
since! How little glorious was the reign of Charles II.! how full of
danger that of William! how mean those of the four Georges, with the
dishonesty of ministers such as Walpole and Newcastle! And to-day, are
there not many who are telling us that we are losing the liberties
which our forefathers got for us, and that no judgment can be passed
on us "save one of inexorable and remorseless condemnation?" We are
a great nation, and the present threatenings are probably vain.
Nevertheless, the seeds of decay are no doubt inherent in our policies
and our practices--so manifestly inherent that future historians will
pronounce upon them with certainty.

- from "Cicero" by Anthony Trollope

Tony T said...

We, looking back now, can see that it must have been so, and we are prone to fancy that a wise man looking forward then might have read the future. In the days of Marius there was probably no man so wise. Caesar was the first to see it. Cicero would have seen it, but that the idea was so odious to him that he could not acknowledge to himself that it need be so. His life was one struggle against the coming evil--against the time in which brute force was to be made to dominate intellect and civilization. His "cedant arma togae" (may peace replace war) was a scream, an impotent scream, against all that Sulla had done or Caesar was about to do. The mischief had been effected years before his time, and had gone too far ahead to be arrested even by his tongue. Only, in considering these things, let us confess that Cicero saw what was good and what was evil, though he was mistaken in believing that the good was still within reach.

from the seat of the British Empire, at its apex

ZenGrouch said...

Sweet Jesus!

I changed channels to catch the local noon news a couple minutes too early, and inadvertently caught a glimpse of the show, "The Dr's"

Overwhelming desire to jam an ice pick into my ear as far as it'll go...

Anonymous said...

Death Panel Approves Urgently Needed Ice Picks

Ron Kaye sees all, you can run, but you can't hide!

FIVE MAINSTREAM REPUBLICAN RESOLUTIONS FOR 2011: 1) It’s never too early to stop the stealing...

*The Census confirms a free-market bias. The numbers are in and guess who’s getting more Congressmen? Not New York, it lost two. Not California; for the first time since 1920, it didn’t gain a new House seat. The low-tax, free-market states did the best, with Texas gaining four new seats, Florida two, and other mostly red states (Arizona, Georgia and South Carolina) gaining one. Are the tax-and-tax, spend-and-spend boys listening? by prowlland, CST

Lamacke said...

Saw your show at HBO and got really impressed. Here at Brasil we have different and much worse problems and wish we have a voice like yours to remember people that they´ve got rights. Also I got impressed by your scenic talent and brightness. Next time I go to US, will try to catch your show and watch you live!

Rainbeau said...

Does Bill know that Diversity is really what political correctness really truly is? If you want to be politically incorrect, you've reaaly got to insult Diversity. You must know what Diversity really is Bill, right?

American Diversity is professional victim cultism. Diversity assumes that...

white oppress non-white
men oppress women
gentile oppress jewish
straight oppress LGBT
able-bodied oppress disabled
gringo oppress hispanic
occidental oppress asian
settler oppress native american

Do you know why Diversity is so popular in America and Israel? It's because the vast majority of voters in both Israel and the US qualify as Diversity victim cult people. Yay!

Anonymous said...

to Bill Maher
The christians are howling for George Soros' head. It would be great if you could remotely interview him. I'd like to hear his unfiltered side of it.

Anonymous said...


I just saw your clip with Elizabeth Warren about credit cards and your question of why people abuse each other. You need to interview Lloyd DeMause before he dies.

Anonymous said...


I just saw your clip with Elizabeth Warren about credit cards and your question of why people abuse each other. You need to interview Lloyd DeMause before he dies.

Anonymous said...

the circuit boards all have "CE" stamped on them. CE means "Chinese Empire".

Any questions?

Anonymous said...

Hey now, don't be that way! Why after world war 3, because half the atmosphere will be blown away, humans will evolve quickly into the new, 3 foot tall economy version that can live on flowers and sunshine! At least, we're gonna have to.

Anonymous said...

Congressional Reform Act of 2011
1. Term Limits.
 12 years only, one of the possible options below..
A. Two Six-year Senate terms
B. Six Two-year House terms
C. One Six-year Senate term and three Two-Year House terms

2.  No Tenure / No Pension.
A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay
when they are out of office.

3.  Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security.

All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social
Security system immediately.  All future funds flow into the Social
Security system, and Congress participates with the American people.

4. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.

5. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise.  Congressional
pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.

6. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in
the same health care system as the American people.

7. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.

8. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void effective 1/1/11. 

The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen.
Congressmen made all these contracts for themselves.

Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career.  The Founding Fathers
 envisioned citizen legislators, so ours should serve their term(s),
 then go home and back to work.

Phil Younger said...


I have watched you for a number of years and although I do not agree with you or your positions, I know that you are an entertainer.

I watched as you spoke the most hateful statements and tone against our President George Bush. As a matter of fact, your speech and rhetoric of hate led the way on the left, under the cover of humor. You, in fact are one of the leaders of hate and hate speech. Just look at your past shows. I challenge you to have a group of friends (your most loyal supporters), in a room and watch all of the past episodes relating to President George Bush; and ask them if they think that your speech is full of hate. Regardless of if they agree with our position, I am sure that they will see your approach as very hateful.

You should be ashamed of yourself. You are a very big reason for the rhetoric that is happening in our culture.

A Stupid American Cracker said...

Good Morning Billy,
Just wanted to give you some food for thought to go with your coffee.
During the slavery era less than 6% white Americans owned slaves, whereas about 2/3 freed slaves turned around and bought slaves. Not to free them, because they didn't. Therefore the probability of Americans descended from the whites of that period being descended from slave owners is almost nonexistent. In fact, it is almost exclusively limited to a very few blue bloods. People like the Gores, Rodhams, Clintons, Bushs, Jeffersons etc. Conversely, the likelihood that Americans descended from black Americans from that era are descended from slave owners is pretty absolute, as the population of black Americans as they share such a small pool of ancestors.
After slavery was abolished *by white people*, white people continued to prey on and enslave large populations throughout the world. They did not discriminate on any one race, nor were they of any one race. They were of the same class; pirates all. In American JD Rockefeller & company legally and illegally immigrated Europeans & Mexicans under false pretenses, then forced them at gunpoint to work in toxic and dangerous mines, throughout the country. They did not have any difficulty hiring criminal enforcers & deputizing them. This went on into the 90s, when finally there was enough public opinion - and rich criminal opportunities slaving throughout the British Empire, buying politicians to dodge & tax the masses here, and industrializing warfare. These same bastards are running the same slave games in China and India today. India, where you can buy a girl for a night for a penny. I wonder why Fareed didn't mention that.
Definitely there has been a great deal of bad blood on both sides, all created & stirred by these international bluebloods. The CFR is a union of the descendants of these people, and the guileless whores they recruit. CFR, a subsidiary of the Royal Institute for International Affairs, advancing the same feudal agenda: destroy America, bring back the darkness.
History substantially substantiates all of this; check the newspaper archives, 1870-1930. Wonder why they don't mention this on teevee, or in history & civics class.
Enjoy your coffee.

Anonymous said...

Great interview on AC 360! I'd been waiting all weekend for someone to shed the spotlight on how badly the mainstream media has continued to bumble the analysis of the tragedy in AZ. Like you stated, the efforts of all these talking heads to be "fair" has completely distorted the truth. Thank you!

Anonymous said...

Pat Condell's Godless Christmas =)))

Anonymous said...

Getting educated wholly by Fox News causes violent mental illness. I voted for President Obama to get us out of Cheney's wars for profit & to reinvest in the infrastructure... get it done, before they kill again!

"Huge and powerful industries - alcohol, tobacco, junk food, guns, diet - depend upon a media-illiterate population. Indeed, they depend upon a population that is disempowered and addicted. These industries will and do fight our efforts with all their mighty resources. And we will fight back, using the tools of media education which enable us to understand, analyze, interpret, to expose hidden agendas and manipulation, to bring about constructive change, and to further positive aspects of the media." 

Jean Kilbourne, Ph.d

Anonymous said...

Bill Maher you are a complete idiot

Derek said...

Here is an excellent analysis of a large chunk of current geopolitics, how we got here & the current state of the economic battle. Take your protein pills & put your helmet on, we're going for a ride.

FIREWALL in Defense of the Nation State 84 min.

Anonymous said...

You are a lying piece of shit propagandist. Know one with a brain believes you. REVOLUTION against scum bags like you

Anonymous said...

You are a lying piece of shit propagandist...

Rather? Is that all? Oh, no, young sir. You are too simple. Why, you might have said a great many things. Why waste your opportunity? For example, thus: AGGRESSIVE: If that nose were mine, I'd have it amputated on the spot. PRACTICAL: How do you drink with such a nose? You must have had a cup made especially. DESCRIPTIVE: 'Tis a rock, a crag, a cape! A cape? Say rather, a peninsula! INQUISITIVE: What is that receptacle? A razor case or a portfolio? KINDLY: Ah, do you love the little birds so much that when they come to see you, you give them this to perch on. CAUTIOUS: Take care! A weight like that might make you top-heavy. ELOQUENT: When it blows, the typhoon howls, and the clouds darken! DRAMATIC: When it bleeds, the Red Sea. SIMPLE: When do they unveil the monument? MILITARY: Beware, a secret weapon. ENTERPRISING: What a sign for some perfumer! RESPECTFUL: Sir, I recognize in you a man of parts. A man of... prominence! Or, LITERARY: Was this the nose that launched a thousand ships? These, my dear sir, are things you might have said, had you some tinge of letters or of wit to color your discourse. But wit? Not so, you never had an atom. And of letters, you need but three to write you down: E, M, O. Emo!

Leah Rose said...

I watched you for the first time on Anderson Cooper's 360 and found you to be quite arrogant. Too bad the left has you as a mouthpiece, boy will they loose alot of support. You need to live in the slums for a while and then lets see how politically correct you are you freakin moron! It is easy to tell you are nothing more than another rich liberal who has never truly lived the "common man's" life. It is easy to be liberal when you are rich. You like to give hard working peoples' money away to welfare drains and illegal aliens. You are what is wrong with America today!!!!!

Lane said...

Just a quick note on Mr. Maher's comment that there aren't violent comments from the left.
or, look up on youtube Francis Fox Piven, or Van Jones. You talk about those who disagree not reading or uneducated, educate yourself.

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Actually I would have thought the limited social opportunities resulting from the aggressive religio-political factions campaigning to eliminate the extended family, substituting it with vacuous rhetoric, in order to produce armies of mindless slaves, for personal profit, would have much further reaching consequences than Bills Maher's humanitarian compassion; for sure incubated to some degree from his NOT being born with a silver spoon protruding from his face.

I bet you also blame wikileaks for reporting (after the fact) the globally sweeping actions of megavillains. Boo!

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for your comment on Anderson Cooper 360 in which you stated that the media should not have to report anything that is untrue in the effort to have a 50/50 viewpoint.

RonPaulRulesMaherDrools said...

Bill Maher is a despicable creature.

I will give up my 2nd Ammendment Rights when you give up your 1st Ammendment Rights. In other words - shut the F up!

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Remember, if you do not believe in Christ (and tithe at least 10%), you are either an Illuminati terrorist spy or tool bent on destroying civilization. If you know any non-christians, call 1-EAT-SHI-TDIE and we'll come pick you up for deprogramming. Again, thats 1-666-666-0666.

In the meantime Jared, stay tuned to Fox to await further instructions.

Anonymous said...

It took tremendous courage to say what you had to say on Jay Leno. It is really scary how violent those that describe themselves as "conservative"s have become. There's nothing conservative about violent irresponsible rhetoric that invokes dangerous and unnecessary anger.
There's nothing conservative about allowing anyone to buy a very dangerous and unnecessary weapon.
True conservatism means to me being cautious- not rabid, hate mongering shock-jock reactive pundits. And liberal to me means being open-minded to change-a little mix of both isn't a bad thing, I'd like to see our nation move in a more positive direction and this can only be done when people stop believing the adulterated hype and start thinking for themselves.

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Hi Bill, I had to give you your propers when I saw you on Anderson Cooper. You where like the only person telling the truth about the horrible incedent that happen in AZ. Here's e-mail to Anderson Cooper:

•This is a sad, sad, incident. And Sarah Palin, Beck, Rush, and all the other fake Republicans whose negative, tainted speeches, invoked violence against our government, need to pay a heavy price for their hateful appeals. Their acts are treasonous. Young people are impressionable it's true. And some are more impressionable than others. But we have to speak the truth on the issue. The only person I witness on TV speaking plainly and truthfully about this issue was Bill Maher. This child was a brainwashed skinhead influenced to assassinate an government official plus murder other innocent people.

Did you know Gabrielle Gifford’s, the Arizona Congress Woman who was shot outside a Tucson Safeway, was featured on Sarah Palin's infamous 'crosshair’s map, which targeted legislators who voted for Obama's health care bill. "Don't retreat, instead- RELOAD!" was how Palin introduced the map to her Twitter followers. Days later, a vandal smashed the glass door of Gifford’s' Tucson office. Gifford’s father said that Tea Partiers continuously harassed his daughter. (And you may notice that CNN, ABC, and FOX aren’t allowing the Gifford’s fathers’ viewpoints to be said on air. (What’s up with that Anderson Cooper?)

Even the President didn't revile the evil that Sarah Palin and her crew have stirred up. But President Obama’s speech was flawless at the memorial service, and his very presence made a difference. (FYI: That’s why I know he’s the man for the hour.) Now, I'm not saying they, (the instigating rederick of the extreme right,) were the only reason this young man turned on society, but I can honestly say they played a huge part for all the confusion that happened that day. Them and the useless Fox news team that help distribute their dirt. (This is why we need a new media service that replaces FOX news)

All I have to say is that when good white folk wakes up and realizes what's really going down. It's not going to be pretty. And Sarah Palin will have to creep back into the Alaskan hole where she crawled out of. Beck mike will be taken away, and Rush’s a## will be kicked. Because when everything is said and done; Congress Woman Gifford will never be the same, that mother of the nine year old girl, will never be able to hold her baby girl again, and the brainwashed boys’ parents will have to watch him rot in jail, whilst Palin, Beck, and Rush, are walking around free.

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Dear Bill:

After listening to you on the Jay Leno show, I really question your mental well being. To engage in the very form of communication ("vitriol") that you criticize other for using means that you are either a hypocrit or unbalanced.

I used to think you were somewhat intelligent, but you dispelled that notion during your Leno appearance.

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Wewease Juwian!

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"I used to think you were somewhat intelligent, but you dispelled that notion"
You have also noticed that wrong ideology can transform a smart person into an idiot, although a useful one to a tyrannic regime?

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1999 - Democratic President Bill Clinton
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and a bunch of banks collapsing bc nobody
can pay them back! Thanks Democrats!
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"Judge Douglas has paid tribute to my skill with the
dagger. I thank him for that, but I must admit that
he can do more with that weapon than I can. He can keep ten daggers flashing in the air at the same time. Fortunately, he’s so good at it that none of the knives ever falls and hurts anyone."--Abraham Lincoln

"Thomas Jefferson In this July 7, 1793, letter,
Jefferson urges Madison to attack the ideas of
Alexander Hamilton: "for god's sake, my dear Sir,
take up your pen, select the most striking heresies,
and cut him to peices [sic] in the face of the public."
Both Republicans and Federalists engaged in critical
attacks on their opponents.

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"The high office of the President has been used to foment a plot to
destroy the Americans freedom and before I leave office I must inform the citizen of his plight." JFK 11/12/1963

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"I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. As a result of the war, corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed. I feel at this moment more anxiety for the safety of my country than ever before, even in the midst of war." Abe Lincoln ...notice a pattern here?

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Jesus is the only savior for mankind! Maher is a bigot and more racist than all the people he slams every day. He should study his ancestry and learn the truth.
Shameful that he most likely won't learn the error of his ways until it is too late. Life gives only 2 choices, believe in Jesus, or live for satan. I will continue to pray that he comes to know Jesus...Then he will stop spreading hate.

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Hey bill I just bought your DVD Religulous and goodwork...not only is your insight hilarious at times when you point out the utter stupidty and ridiculousness of these whacko hustler christians but it is also a valuable documentery capturing the perverse and corrupt nature of how the church operates..I was sadly raised under a pastor's roof in my teens...and I have a blog as well that goes in depth on the fraud the church is involved in

I also made some satirical videos on youtube titled "Pastor Says" in which I take excerpts from his sermons and point out how racist and dangerous they are..keep up the good work

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Maherxist Atheist said...

Stupidity performs a specific evolutionary function.

Evolution doesn't require faith. It just keeps working.

Dr. Leary proposed the Eight Circuit model of human psychology. In this the first 3 circuits correspond to the Freudian model. The 4rth circuit is the social circuit that we are all currently navigating together. The lower 4 circuits are all currently active to varying degrees in everyone. The higher 4 circuits represent capabilities of the brain that we have not yet tapped into. But we have had a glimpse of these. The ability to perform complex math and science are things we struggle with, but that our descendants are assimilating genetically and will be able to perform without the rigorous training we require. This is 5 circuit stuff. The circuits above this are difficult to abstract because we haven't got the 5th circuit hardwired, and each circuit is a necessary foundation for the circuits above. Conceptually the 6th circuit describes parapsychology, a collective consciousness all humans share, potentially a hive mind, possibly telepathically activate. The 7th circuit corresponds to Gaia, the planetary consciousness. The 8th circuit corresponds to the Universal Mind.

Leary proposed that we can activate the higher circuits and should be working to develop and unlock these potentialities. For this he was hunted by the 3rd circuit status quo, kidnapped and imprisoned. The judge literally gave him 30 years because 'his ideas were dangerous'.

I wish there was a hell where Richard Nixon is screaming up at us, but I'm not a superstitious fool. Besides, if the fairy tales were true the Mormons have already abducted his soul off to Planet Misogyny.

But more interesting is that the landmark research of Dr. Leary and many others was so effectively censored. Leary published for 3 decades and the 8 circuit model in the early 70s, but this novel and utilitarian model is not seriously taught in mainstream universities. It might not be fair to pick on Tricky Dick because he was such a creep, when he had so much support. But the bullshit was suppose to be stopped at his desk.

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Bill, I was your fan for decades, I think your live appearances are even cooler. What did you guys do to the country that we have to vote for Republicans just to be against.
It's sad that the one who "didn't get it" is you.
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