Friday, January 14, 2011

QUOTES FROM “REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER" Jan. 14, 2011

Friday, January 14, 2011



QUOTES FROM “REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER”



Following are quotables from “Real Time with Bill Maher” for Friday, January 14th, 2011. “Real Time with Bill Maher” airs Fridays at 10:00PM ET (10:00PM PT, tape delayed) on HBO, with additional replays throughout the week on HBO and HBO 2.



The President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.

- Bill Maher, in his opening monologue



Sarah said that she resented being identified as part of the problem. And then she said we’d have to excuse her, she had to work on her agenda of guns on demand, no health care for the insane and casting the President as a foreign enemy.

- Bill Maher, in his opening monologue



She [Sarah Palin] has now agreed to be the keynote speaker next month at a hunter’s convention in Las Vegas. Uh, Siegfried and Roy, if you’re listening, I would put those tigers in an undisclosed location.

- Bill Maher, in his opening monologue



A lot of the Republicans, I must say, I give it up to them, … they applauded Obama's speech. Some of them said, I swear to God, it was too good, said it was just a little too good. They said, if you want us to love a black man with a golden voice, he'd better be a homeless guy, begging for change.

- Bill Maher, in his opening monologue



Ted Williams, who was unknown a week ago and then became a celebrity and already he’s been subpoenaed, been detained by police and checked into rehab. Or as it’s known here in Hollywood, "the full Lohan."

- Bill Maher, in his opening monologue



The idea behind this is to get it down to a one-page mortgage shopping sheet, so you can actually see what the price is and can make comparisons, a two-page credit card agreement. It’s to try to end the days of word barf, you know, on the page.

- Elizabeth Warren, regarding the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau



In the consumer area, let’s just be real clear, the big problem on these financial problems is, there’s no cop on the beat. The game has entirely been, you put all the words you want, you write the fine print, you do it your way, and whatever you can shoot and skin, belongs to you.

- Elizabeth Warren



Why not have a discussion about mental health or gun control, which this had something to do with?

- James Carville regarding the shootings in Arizona



I‘d like to see a better linkage between the gun control stuff we have now and the crazy-filter. Because if you look at Virginia Tech and you look at this guy, it is too easy for mentally ill people to get guns; because there’s no mental screening anymore.

- Mike Murphy



There’s ten “birthers” in the House of Representatives. So they ask the Speaker, they said, do you believe Obama was born in the United States? He said, I do. And they say, so what about these ten people? He said, it’s not my job to tell them what to do. Of course that’s your job! You have a whip. You have a majority leader. You crack people into line. You go to them and you say, you’re an embarrassment to the Republican Party.

- James Carville



I am watching this show backstage, the first show of your ninth season, and if you’ve lost anything, it’s minimal.

- Martin Short to Bill Maher

That could be seen as a back-handed compliment,

- Bill Maher

No, no. It isn’t. I mean, I think it’s safe to say that you are a genius. Really. Not particularly true, but safe.

- Martin Short



And you look great. Boyish. Always boyish. At first I thought you were Rachel Maddow when I came out here.

- Martin Short to Bill Maher



New Rule: If your movie doesn't contain any actual "history" you can't get mad when they won't show it on The History Channel. The History Channel, which just pulled its Kennedy miniseries because too much of it was just made up. Listen, if you don't want to get in trouble for fabricating, next time just call them the Shmemmedys. Schmack and Schmobby Shmemmedy, and Shmack's glamorous wife, Shmackie. And little brother, Shmed, who drove off a bridge at Shmappaquiddick.

- Bill Maher, in his “New Rules” segment



New Rule: Since Tom DeLay has done only two things since leaving politics - "Dancing with the Stars", and now prison, somebody must tell him: there are easier ways to have sex with men.

- Bill Maher, in his “New Rules” segment



This week's guests were James Carville, Mike Murphy, Chrystia Freeland, Elizabeth Warren and Marin Short.

274 comments:

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Anonymous said...

As for the meth addled neonazi crackers, I thought you'd be happier that the bottom end of the gene pool is fading away.

Humanity: one step out of the cave and backsliding fast. Faster than a mollusk, able to outwit small animals and proud as all hell about it. Sheesh.

Wojtek said...

As for the meth addled neonazi crackers, I thought you'd be happier that the bottom end of the gene pool is fading away.

Humanity: one step out of the cave and backsliding fast. Faster than a mollusk, able to outwit small animals and proud as all hell about it. Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

I don't anything about Gaddafi except that he politically stabilized Libya for 50 years. The reason I know nothing is because the federal government threw a blanket over it, only blowing smoke occasionally when it suited them to manipulate public opinion.

IMO DC should focus on fixing the disasters they have created domestically instead of attempting to divert attention and the press should stop sucking up to them like camp followers and report the real, relevant news.

That said, Fox News s/b renamed Weasel News, because they have no foxes. They all look like wesasels to me. Bill O'Reilly looks like a suspicious groundhog, on his better days a grouchy old guy who still doesn't realize Archie Bunker was a parody; Rush Limbaugh looks like a gopher with beady eyes, sucking on a big brown dick; and Glenn Beck looks like a weepy chipmunk. When I think of them The Hampster Dance goes through my head, with the Looney Tunes theme music. You see the pattern. "Its all bullshit, folks." - GC

Anonymous said...

Collection of best political cartoons:

http://obamaforwards.com/CategoryView,category,picture.aspx

Anonymous said...

Exxon busted for anti-life propaganda!

http://ucsusa.org/publications/catalyst/exxon-exposed.html

Bill Hicks would be 50 years old today if it wasn't for the tobacco cartel.

Anonymous said...

Moon Water: When one world's resources are not enough,
We'll rape the next closest one.

The News World Order, by more Aussies who can count higher than Sarah.

Anonymous said...

Assange Shrugged
starring Bill Maher as Julian Assange, and two hot Swedes
Rated XXXXX: CLASSIFIED

Anonymous said...

This is John Galt speaking

Anonymous said...

Bill Maher
The next time you start to bitch about how dumb Americans are, consider that we have been coerced into supporting and educating the children of our nation's enemies, instead of our own, by our loser government. And consider that you haven't done squat to help. So maybe you should, because we the stupid Americans are your entire audience and without us you'd be just like us.

Anonymous said...

Just. Like. Us.
And Bill, espionage is the name of the game.

Kurt Rayzweil said...

OK, so computers can't win at Jeopardy yet. But neither can most porn stars, and computers do a phenomenal job rendering special effects no porns stars can possibly do. So I predict that like the internet, the first commercially viable AI - and VR - will be porn.

Anonymous said...

The Employment Act of 1946

Humphrey–Hawkins Full Employment Act of 1978

NAFTA

Anonymous said...

Michael Moore rocks.
3/5 400 Americans hold 50% of the wealth in the country, more than 150 million Americans combined - including our troops. Financial coup d'etat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgNuSEZ8CDw

Fence them in at the airports and yacht clubs.

crallspace said...

PODCASTS ARE CLIPPED THROUGHOUT, with MISSING AUDIO. Sorry for the ALL CAPS, but I hope this gets noticed and don't know how to email Bill or his producer. PLEASE FIX THE BROKEN AUDIO IN THE PODCASTS!! The last 3 at least have been impaired.

PEace! Love the show.

rachel said...

GOT SCAMMED FOR BILL MAHER TICKETS!!! This is the only opportunity I could find on Bill's website to vent my frustration with the fact that I paid three times face value for two tickets to his concert at the Moody theater in Austin, TX. This after being connected by a DIRECT LINK FROM BILL"S OWN SCHEDULE PAGE ON HIS WEBSITE to a ticket outlet called www.ticketingcentral.com. The price seemed steep, but not off the charts. Besides, I've never been to one of his shows, so I had no idea what it would cost. The link, still on the schedule page, is now a dead end. All other links to shows in other cities direct users to the actual venues where he is appearing. So I got hosed - boo hoo - buyer beware. The point of contention here is that Bill has, unwittingly I hope, served as an agent in this swindle via HIS OWN SITE. How and why did this link get on his site? If anyone in Bill's organization actually reads this, I would appreciate an explanation. I would ordinarily shrug this off, but it is difficult to accept that someone as outspoken against corruption as Bill is would have anything to do with such a scheme, especially considering that the victim is one of his fans who jumped at the chance to see him live!

Anonymous said...

Hey Bill you MUST check this out:

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Their landscaper... has balls.
Why aren't you maintaining this blog anymore? Did they downsize your staff?

Eric Blair said...

I would like to see the Speaker of the House cry when
being processed into federal prison for all his well documented - and undocumented - actions of the last decade.

Michael Moore on the Rachel Maddow Show -- March 9th, 2011

Friday 2 PM ALL Students and teachers will walk out in protest of the fascist usurpers of our political system. Bill, what are you doing at 2 PM Friday? Bring your camera...

2 generations of Bushs, Cheney, Ashcroft, Rumfield, Gonsalez & Rice better run and hide.

Anonymous said...

“There’s class warfare, all right,but it’s my class, the rich class, that’s making war, and we’re winning.” - Warren Buffet

Can this be regarded as an admission of intentional organized criminal activity?

Anonymous said...

I've seen enough crocodile tears already. I can't believe people buy into this.

Anonymous said...

John Boehner, Scott Walker, Warren Buffet, Karl Rove and Gurge W. Bush must be the strongest supporters of President Obama, because they are the strongest arguments for President Obama's reelection in 2012. Thanks, crackers.

Anonymous said...

Don't put Warren Buffet with those hacks. He personally did more to help devastated Americans after Katrina than Dubyah... with whole force of the fed behind him.

Anonymous said...

Warren Buffet is a member of the pirate class, the same guys who started WW1 and handed the government over to the socialists after they cleaned out the coffers, just as the Republicans have been doing since George Bush boffed the bay of Pigs.

Out of professional courtesy the lawyers will devour Buffet and all his stuff last. Hey Warren, all those bent lawyers and judges are crooks! Just thought you should know.

Anonymous said...

"Drug company granted monopoly. Price of drug increases 15,000%"

http://www.twincities.com/ci_17577745?nclick_check=1

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-03-10/ex-kv-pharmaceutical-ceo-hermelin-pleads-guilty-to-drug-label-law-breach.html

Countless babies are going to die and be sick because of these bastards. Please Bill, make them and their CEO Greg Divis (post his ugly face all over your show) suffer for doing this. Put a spotlight on their Mafia tactics.

Arm The Homeless said...

Life Stinks

Clarence Darrow said...

Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls forth nothing but hatred and vengeance.

Anonymous said...

Banksters exposed!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssl5yb7FewA

Anonymous said...

FLASH: THE GREAT DEPRESSION IS OVER!
The global depression is under way

Anonymous said...

Thanks for your program even though the republicans scarcely in spain knows.

Anonymous said...

Isaiah 3:15 How dare you crush my people, grinding the faces of the poor, demands the LORD.

Isaiah 10:2 They deprive the poor of justice and deny the rights of the needy among my people. They prey on widows and take advantage of orphans.

Isaiah 14:30 I will feed the poor in my pasture; the needy will lie down in peace. But as for you, I will wipe you out with famine and destroy the few who remain.

Anonymous said...

Isaiah 1:23 Your rulers are rebels, companions of thieves; they all love bribes and chase after gifts. They do not defend the cause of the fatherless; the widow's case does not come before them.

Isaiah 59:15 Truth is nowhere to be found, and whoever shuns evil becomes a prey. The LORD looked and was displeased that there was no justice.

The S.F. Committee of Vigilance said...

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/why-isnt-wall-street-in-jail-20110216
by Matt Taibbi

"Everything's fucked up, and nobody goes to jail," he said. "That's your whole story right there. Hell, you don't even have to write the rest of it. Just write that."

"The S&L crisis began in the 1980s after the Garn-St. Germain Depository Insurance Act of 1982 deregulated the S&Ls." Akerlof & Shiller

Thats when the cherry popped & the taxpayers started getting stuck with the losses.

kreuzfahrten said...

Great post!! There is something in!!! Really absorbing!!!

Anonymous said...

Schmuck off! Excellent bit. Say, do a funny thing on defining liberal, conservative, right wing, left wing, capitalist and socialist. Seriously, a lot of head smacking stupidity is caused by poor vocabulary. I doubt the schmuckin' panel could do more than two in the time it has even with your help.

Anonymous said...

Bill, make up your mind, you are almost there.
http://www.actforamerica.org/index.php/learn/recent-news

Anonymous said...

I think I understand now why Adolf Hitler tried to kill all the German bankers.

Nick Jade said...

Bill, you're behind in your blogs. I love you for being the only media philosopher (though you're bent is too sturdy left) but you're comment this month that 'art is a distraction' is your all-time blunder (see previous ellipse. IE: sturdy). Art is not only one of the three pinnacles of knowledge, its probably the one most adapted to the fragile human psyche. Metaphor teaches man the truth that Science attempts to objectify despite religion. Metaphor can be good or bad, of course. But the technique of using metaphor as a learning tool (when used artfully) is perhaps the only way to transfer knowledge into the thick over-confident brains of the human monkeys (oxymoron not withstanding). So please humble yourself before the Nietzschian axioms about the power of real art on education. And, ps, when you're in Austin next week don't waste your time at Town Lake, please call me and I'll show you (and the security entourage) the real distractions. Nick Jade, PhilosophyLive.com (the only real anti-religious think tank in America)

Anonymous said...

Why did Adolf Hitler kill his dog?
http://aolanswers.com/questions/murder_5041566616819

US Senator William Jenner said...

Today the path to total dictatorship in the U.S. can be laid by strictly legal means, unseen and unheard by Congress, the President, or the people...
We have a well-organized political-action group in this country, determined to destroy our Constitution and establish a one-party state...
The important point to remember about this group is not its ideology but its organization. It is a dynamic, aggressive, elite corps, forcing its way through every opening, to make a breach for a collectivist one-party state. It operates secretly, silently, continuously to transform our Government without suspecting that change is under way...
If I seem to be extremist, the reason is that this revolutionary clique cannot be understood, unless we accept the fact that they are extremist. It is difficult for people governed by reasonableness and morality to imagine the existence of a movement which ignores reasonableness and boasts of its determination to destroy; which ignores morality, and boasts of its cleverness in outwitting its opponents by abandoning all scruples. This ruthless power-seeking elite is a disease of our century...
This group ... is answerable neither to the President, the Congress, nor the courts. It is practically irremovable.

US Senator William Jenner said...

Outwardly we have a Constitutional government. We have operating within our government and political system, another body representing another form of government, a bureaucratic elite which believes our Constitution is outmoded.

Russell said...

Bill took flak for calling Palin a twat. I took flak on Facebook for calling Batdung Bachman "the twat heard round the world"

Deteriorata 1972 National Lampoon said...

You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Deteriorata, Deteriorata


Go placidly amidst the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself; and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss - and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted, that in the face of all irridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.

You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.


Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you... That lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the seas of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love, therefore, it will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth: the birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan - and let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time, call 606-4311, ask for Ken. Take heart in the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese. And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.

You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.


Therefore, make peace with your god, whatever you perceive him to be: hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. GIVE UP!

You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Anonymous said...

Global warming is a hoax. Al Gore has zero scientific credentials; in fact, he's a politician. He fucks with stupid people all the time.

fallan said...

I left a comment that wasnt very complimentary about your "god" Bill but I think its been pulled.Mmmmm

allan said...

after looking at some of the vile posts spewing from his fanatic fans on Billy Boys blog I wouldnt be very surprised if I came across a very large boat being built by a modern day Noah just ahead of another deluge to sweep this cesspit of a world away again..Anyway that probably aint going to happen but at least Im pretty sure in the next 50-80 years( hopefully a lot earlier) most of you who are spouting off on here wont be around.. even your god Bill will be just a fleeting memory if he is even a memory which I doubt. YIPEE!!

Anonymous said...

The Christopher Hitchens Song

Anonymous said...

INTERNET EXCLUSIVE: Justin Beiber found to be cleverly disguised 51 year old pedophile

Anonymous said...

The Bees are mentioned in the Quran and their importance to humans.

http://www.masjidtucson.org/quran/noframes/ch16.html

In fact, there is an entire section devoted to the bee.

Anonymous said...

If Adam & Eve didn't eat the apple none of us would be here. So I'm damn glad they did.

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Jammer said...

Well Bill, it really sums up the democratic party when a,"so called comedian" weighs in on political issues such as you do and so I figure that's how we get a "so called senator" like Al Franken, which is proof that sometimes crap like that does slip through the cracks.

Anonymous said...

I am the God of Morgan Chase! I am here to evict you from the garden of Eden!
No I do not make missteaks! Ok, only in Florida! But that was your fault! Wells Fargo & Homestead was the other gods! Do Not Question Me! Banking is My magic, obey My priests!

Anonymous said...

“[Very] soon, every American will be required to register their biological property in a national system designed to keep track of the people and that will operate under the ancient system of pledging. By such methodology, we can compel people to submit to our agenda, which will effect our security as a chargeback for our fiat paper currency. Every American will be forced to register or suffer being unable to work and earn a living. They will be our chattel, and we will hold the security interest over them forever, by operation of the law merchant under the scheme of secured transactions. Americans, by unknowingly or unwittingly delivering the bills of lading to us will be rendered bankrupt and insolvent, forever to remain economic slaves through taxation, secured by their pledges. They will be stripped of their rights and given a commercial value designed to make us a profit and they will be none the wiser, for not one man in a million could ever figure our plans and, if by accident one or two should figure it out, we have in our arsenal plausible deniability. After all, this is the only logical way to fund government, by floating liens and debt to the registrants in the form of benefits and privileges. This will inevitably reap to us huge profits beyond our wildest expectations and leave every American a contributor to this fraud which we will call “Social Insurance.” Without realizing it, every American will insure us for any loss we may incur and in this manner, every American will unknowingly be our servant, however begrudgingly. The people will become helpless and without any hope for their redemption and, we will employ the high office of the President of our dummy corporation to foment this plot against America.”
- Edward Mandell House, to President Woodrow Wilson
Have a nice day...

Anonymous said...

Alex Thompson here. I finally get it.... we bombed Libya because, long-term, we didn't expect Gaudaffi to stay in charge. We needed to buddy-buddy up with the newest owners and sellers of Libya's oil and so, that's why we're going to kick Gaudaffi out. Obama actually made the right decision in bombing them. People can bitch but.... compared to the fuckup of Iraq he looks like Albert Einstein here. Obama got us "involved" with what amounts to a light artillery barrage- (compared to 4000 dead, 20000+ injured and countless more with PTSD and other crazinesss and a trillion and....) and in return, he's working to secure American power in the region.

mattschneider15 said...

Bill- I just heard 'Gretta Van...whatever' apologize to S.Palin for interrupting her.- Bill O'Reilly wouldn't take that shit from her, he was what I like to call BEING A MAN. Not to be called sexist, I just don't fucking take being interrupted by anyone, especially... an Author & reality show star (who hangs with that other star who had 8 TOO MANY kids) who then quit public service after letting down a Vietnam War Veteran who gave most of his life to public service... in order to lose the Presidency because the "Trooper-gate Woman (who) Accepts Theology" wanted to prove just how idiotic certain Southern states could be in electing her as VP.

Wouldn't it be nice instead; if those Fox News Whores... (I say that because they sell their body for $$$$$$$$) would change their Official Policy of calling her 'Gov. Palin' into "Quitter G. Palin"???



PS... The Author of Skeptic Mag is speaking at UCSB on April 3rd (I Think...) you should come up its beautiful up here and the grass is Green and Purple.


Comedic Love,


Matthew Schneider
Political Science Major - 2011

The Demand Progress Team said...

The Feds have raided more than two dozen medical marijuana dispensaries across California and Montana. Armed agents from the Drug Enforcement Administration, FBI, and ATF swept through 28 stores and greenhouses, detaining the workers there and seizing computers, plants, and other items. Where will the Feds go next? More than 20 states, including California, have decriminalized marijuana or legalized its use for medical purposes.

The raids represent a swift change in law enforcement policy: When Obama took office, Attorney General Eric Holder promised to end the Bush-era attacks on sellers of medicinal marijuana and the patients who use it. Obama made the same promise on the campaign trail:
"I would not have the Justice Department prosecuting and raiding medical marijuana users. It's not a good use of our resources." (August 21, 2007, event in Nashua, New Hampshire)

Now the Feds are even refusing to say why they conducted these raids, and if and when they'll be pressing any charges. This shift in policy puts medical marijuana sellers and patients across America in jeopardy: There's no telling what rights will be next.

Luke said...

Bill, I would take the time and space allowed here, to rebut your mockery of God, which may never be forgiven you; however, why would I waste my time, throwing "pearls before swine." As we've seen, [you] trample [divinely inspired words] underfoot.

Anonymous said...

Here is Richard Dawkins reading some of his hate mail from fake christian assholes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Seq2rwKucE

Its those damn frei mason bankers wot did it, May I please have some more gruel, sir?

Macroprosopus said...

"This is what I always do when I want to spend less money: hire a lawyer from Yale."
"If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when its free."

"Socialism sucks, and so do socialists... They lie! They cheat! They steal! They cash bad checks, by the thousands... so much for their benevolent despotism. You are deluded and unless you come out of your delusion you will suffer. Seek ye the truth and the truth shall make you free. Truth is the only answer. Truth is the only religion. Truth is the only way.
If there must be a new world let us bring it about and let us make it a world based upon a foundation of truth, love and understanding. Let us turn away from the liars, the decievers and the manipulators. Seek ye the truth and the truth will make you free." 10/10/94 Bill Cooper, of the Clinton 76

vile, fanatical, tax deductable said...

Party for Freedom: A Benefit To Make Marijuana Legal - Thursday July 7 2011
at the Playboy Mansion, Los Angeles

Anonymous said...

Alex Thompson here.

Bill, have you considered having this man on your show?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKi_55PmoWA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j49ox2F6Fc

He's an ex-cop who has saved thousands of people from being arrested for pot. The man is a living saint, the Mother Theresa of potheads! Please, for the benefit of anyone who uses what should be a legal substance, please have him on your show! (and buy his dvd too!)

Thomas said...

To Whom It May Concern,
I think Bill Maher may be one of the few who may give a little study in the mining and railway construction going on in Afghanistan.

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TGd'Avila said...

You got it completely wrong with Rich Trumka on your 10/7/11 show, Bill. Seven out of the top ten big money donors in the 2010 mid-term elections were corporations, NOT labor unions, as Trumka should have known. Check out Hand-me-down.org for the facts, as well as a clear explanation for the bogus concept of the corporate "person." I'm a huge fan, but you got this one backwards. ~Tom Gordon

Anonymous said...

In the letter you sent me.. you explained how Veterans, current Military, and future military will have to take a cut in pay and a cut in Benefits or the letters words However, proposals to restructure compensation and benefits for current and future members of the military will have to be considered as part of overall cuts to the defense budget... but you have never served this country in its military and have no idea what it is like to wake up screaming from nightmares, or waking up in pain everyday of your life because you were injured in another country fighting for The United States of America.. Instead, you were eating 5 course meals, riding in Limos, living in your big house, and your family didn't have to worry about you .. While I was carrying a M16 in a combat zone, going 10 days without a shower, had no heat when it was snowing in Baghdad, eating stale bread and watery peanut butter, wearing heavy armor, living paycheck to paycheck, and fearing for my life everyday.. Once again something you know nothing about.. While my 3 kids where scared to death for me.. Yours were safe and happy.. But now your going to cause the same people and their families to end up on the streets.. That have protected this country, have given their lives, bodies, health, and time away from their families.. So you and your family were safe.. Plus, remember your big business' that donate money to you like JP Morgan and Black Rock Inc (who owns over 15 million shares of JP Morgan if I am not wrong) from New York, that has help the largest county in your State of Alabama to go bankrupt and to have to lay off hundreds of people and public safety workers while giving you thousands of dollars.. (Plus why is a Senator from Alabama receiving from what I can find more than 50% of his business donations from out of our great State of Alabama anyway), and the social programs and your big business friends wouldn't even be here without the Veterans, todays Military, and their families.. We would all mostly likely be speaking Japanese or German.. This is why anyone that hasn't served his country and defended it with his life shouldn't be allowed to run for an Elected Office.. Because they only look out for themselves.. When is congress going to cut Their benefits and Their pay? Since your a leader, you should lead by example, but it wouldn't matter with the millions you have in your re election fund... I know speaking out against a Senator is very dangerous and you could cause me to lose my benefits completely, but it was also very dangerous to volunteer for our GREAT MILITARY at a time of war... something you would know nothing about at all....... Just a thought, when a senator first joins congress he should receive Privates pay.. and have to earn his why up the ladder... and that $15 million in your re election fund.. times 2 senators per state is 100 times 15 million.. should go to the national deficit.. but it will never happen because the people have lost control of the country and congress getting to vote on their own laws and pay raises...Its just a joke...

response to ALABAMA Senator Richard Shelby

Anonymous said...

Bill Maher, you are a fucking idiot. Your guest are jokes, and puke their opinions. You just made a comment that Jimmy Carter did right by being passive. Are you fucking kidding me? When Al Quaida comes to your door, and puts a gun to your family, then maybe you will wake the fuck up. It will happen at some point if you are allowed to continue to slobber your opinions. You make me the fuck sick...plain and simple. I can't wait till we vote this dumb ass socialist out of office, and shut you and yours the fuck up.

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Anonymous said...

This is an issue of who will remain stupid and who will be on top.

Melissa said...

Hello, Bill, I've been living outside the U.S. since W was elected, so I've only recently come to know you, and mostly thru Youtube videos. I have been impressed not only by your political ideas but by your open and honest rejection of religion. I truly admire you for unapologetically proclaiming your atheism. That is why I was/am dumbfounded to hear you so staunchly support Israel. WHY???? That is completely and profoundly antithetical to the rest of your ideology. I think there's something going on in your subconscious there. Yes, I think that the fact that the U.S. stook by while Hitler decimated the Jewish population of Europe was criminal, but remedying that crime should never have been compensated by giving someone else's country to them. What is the basis of the belief that the Jews had a right to take over Palestine? That same bookful of lies and fairy tales that you rail against most of the time. Please, step back and try to be as objective on this issue as you are on most.

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