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QUOTES FROM “REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER" Oct 22, 2010

Friday, October 22, 2010

QUOTES FROM “REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER

Following are quotables from “Real Time with Bill Maher” for Friday, September 22, 2010. “Real Time with Bill Maher” airs Fridays at 10:00PM ET (10:00PM PT, tape delayed) on HBO, with additional replays throughout the week on HBO and HBO 2.

It was an amazing week for idiocy in America. I don’t know where to begin. Glenn Beck said that evolution is "ridiculous," cause he’s never seen a half man/half monkey. Christine O'Donnell did not know that the 1st Amendment was in the 1st Amendment. We are truly one nation, indivisible, on the short bus.
- Bill Maher, in his opening monologue

Coons quoted the 1st Amendment, "government shall make no establishment of religion." And Christine said, "That's in the First Amendment?" No, it's in Genesis, looney tunes.
- Bill Maher, in his opening monologue

Carl Paladino … He left before the debate was over to go to the bathroom. This is the best ad for FloMax I've ever seen.
- Bill Maher, in his opening monologue

You can’t please all of the war criminals all of the time.
- George Clooney regarding Omar al-Bashir accusing him of encouraging war

I’m not quite sure that we’re in a position to be bombing or attacking another Arab/Muslin country.
- George Clooney regarding using diplomacy in Sudan

This movement, the Sudanese movement, Darfur, the North/South agreement, were really truly embraced by the right even more so than the left.
- George Clooney

I’ve never seen an election cycle with more ignorance than in this one.
- Rob Reiner

He [Hitler] was charismatic and they were having hard economic times, just like we are now. People were out of work. They needed jobs. And a guy came along and rallied the troops. … My fear is that The Tea Party gets a charismatic leader. Because all they’re selling is fear and anger and that’s all Hitler sold. I’m angry and I’m frightened and you should hate that guy over there. And that’s what they’re doing.
- Rob Reiner

She’s a twenty-five year substitute teacher who this week announced she’s Asian. A Libertarian who’s for alcohol prohibition. A Christian values grandma who promotes Scientology. From Las Vegas Nevada, luck be a looney tonight, it’s Sharon Angle. Now Sharon is most famous for suggesting that if Harry Reid beats her in the election, somebody should shoot him. How else does one interpret her call for 2nd Amendment remedies? Which angered liberals and caused Christine O’Donnell to ask, “There’s a 2nd Amendment?”
- Bill Maher in a special segment, “Craziest Candidate”

She says rape victims should have the baby because it’s part of God’s plan. Finally, a candidate with the courage to stand up to rape victims.
- Bill Maher, regarding Sharon Angle, in a special segment, “Craziest Candidate”

Alvin brings unique ideas to the Democratic bench, like his unemployment program which involves creating jobs by having people, I’m not kidding, make action figures of him.
- Bill Maher, regarding Alvin Greene, in a special segment, “Craziest Candidate”

Alvin doesn’t speak in soundbites. In fact, he doesn’t speak at all. His stump speech is five minutes of clearing his throat followed by a blank stare. Yes, his quest for office broke all the rules. He made no speeches. He did no campaigning. He shook nobody’s hand. And it turns out that’s exactly what South Carolina was looking for, a black man who’s invisible.
- Bill Maher, regarding Alvin Greene, in a special segment, “Craziest Candidate”

Are you rooting for her on “Dancing with the Stars?”
- Rob Reiner
Yes I am.
- Levi Johnston
- An exchange regarding Bristol Palin

I’m a big fan of Trojan these days.
- Levi Johnston

We’re debating on that one.
- Levi Johnston, in response to Bill Maher asking whether he’s a Republican or Democrat

New Rule: If you married a manic depressive, three of your children died, and while you were president civil war broke out and someone shot you in the head, your coin really shouldn't say "In God We Trust."
- Bill Maher, in his “New Rules” segment, regarding Lincoln on the penny

New Rule: Designers of women's Halloween costumes must admit that they're not even trying. They just choose a random profession, like nurse or referee, and put the word "Sexy" in front of it, thereby perpetuating the idea of Halloween as a day when normally shy women release their inner slut and parade around like vixens and I just completely forgot what I was complaining about.
- Bill Maher, in his “New Rules” segment

This week's guests were George Clooney, Rob Reiner, Jake Tapper, Nicole Wallace and Levi Johnston.

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Condor said...

Julian Assange looks like Bill Maher. There's your halloween disguise.

Daniel Ellsberg on Iraq War Wikileaks Docs 1/2
Daniel Ellsberg on Iraq War Wikileaks Docs 2/2

Anonymous said...

Did you see Bristol Palin on DWTS dancing to ZZ Top's La Grange which is a song about a whore house?

Anonymous said...

WikiLeaks released 400,000 files on the Iraq war detailing the deaths of 15,000 more civilians than the Pentagon reported - also allegations of torture & abuse of prisoners , blunders & coverups , NO WMD , and a host of other significant material ... Given that record , contrary to what George Clooney is advocating , America should be the last country intruding in the Middle East and do the world a favor by minding its own business .

Anonymous said...

The video of military helicopter firing on civilians is most alarming - they are training there to come back here as cops.

Bill Maher can be the first host of The Running Man, when Obama cancels elections & finishes nationalizing the TV industry. Nekked white men, chased through a barrio by Nacho Libre with machetes? No way! They have Machete but I have the Dirty Harry collection. Feel lucky, pendejo?

Anonymous said...

Central Africa is getting shithammered by rain, people are dying. Why isn't this in the news, anywhere? This is being airbrushed just like Darfur was.

They don't want to look at Haiti either. Maybe the spooks can use their billion dollar technologies & new international privileges to track those billions of dollars... apparently didn't get to the people it was intended to help. Is the IRS really this fucked up? Cause they've been breaking my balls for years...

Anonymous said...

About Wikileaks Iraq: Responsibility goes up the chain of command, accountability goes up the chain. Don't blame the troops if they weren't held accountable! Blame the commanders, top down. What the commanders are trying to conceal is the fact that due to their incompetence or more likely due to their insane priorities issued from on high, they are not making life any better for the Iraqi people than it was under Saddam.

Julian Assange is a real hero and he's under attack by the global villains right now, for effectively helping honorable people to do the right thing. The collective attack on him proves the conspiracy by example.

...and for his part, Obama is trying to implement global censorship on the internet. Not to prevent poor people from watching movies or listening to music, but to conceal exactly this truth.

Diane Meyer said...

As a resident of Las Vegas Nevada, I was highly insulted when Bill Maher stated that Sharron Angle was from Las Vegas. There are some crazy people in Las Vegas but not that nuts. She lives in Reno. It looks like she may actually beat Harry Reid (not with my vote) but I do not for a minute believe she will carry Clark County. Amount of crazy seem to grow exponentially as you head north and west of my home in Nevada.

Martin Heidegger said...

Boy, the way Glen Miller played
Songs that made the Hit Parade
Guys like us, we had it made
Those were the days!

Didn't need no welfare state.
Everybody pulled his weight
Gee, our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the days!

And you knew where you were then!
Girls were girls and men were men.
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover
again.

People seemed to be content.
Fifty dollars paid the rent.
Freaks were in a circus tent.
Those were the days!

Take a little Sunday spin,
go to watch the Dodgers win.
Have yourself a dandy day
that cost you under a fin.

Hair was short and skirts were long.
Kate Smith really sold a song.
I don't know just what went wrong
Those Were the Days!

M said...

***If penises could cry – and I believe they can – then white penises are crying all over America.***

And in California. Why Maher thinks the changing demographics is a bit of mystery when you consider what is happening there.

"Perhaps even more important than the collapse of educational achievement among the lower strata is a deterioration of the higher education that was for decades the basis of California's preeminence in science and technology. California currently ranks 40th among the 50 states in college-attendance rates, and it already faces a significant shortage of college graduates. Studies have shown that the economy will need 40 percent of its workers to be college-educated by 2020, compared with today's 32 percent. Given the aging white population (average age, 42), many of these new graduates will have to come from the burgeoning Latino immigrant population (average age, 26). By one estimate, this would require tripling of the number of college-educated immigrants, an impossibility if current trends hold. The state's inability to improve the educational attainment of its residents will result in a "substantial decline in per capita income" and "place California last among the 50 states" by 2020, according to a study by the National Center for Higher Education Management Systems..."

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=112167023

M said...

***I’m angry and I’m frightened and you should hate that guy over there. And that’s what they’re doing.
- Rob Reiner***

Perhaps Mr Reiner could explain why low skill immigration is a good idea during times of high unemployment?

Further, what is Mr Reiner's take on the future of California?

The problem is summarized here by Jason Richwine:

"The consequences of a large ethno-cultural group’s lagging behind the majority in education and income are significant. In strictly economic terms, perpetually poor immigrants and their descendants will be a major strain on social spending and infrastructure. Health care, public education, welfare payments, the criminal justice system, and programs for affordable housing will all require more tax dollars. When pro-immigration conservatives declare that these government programs should be scaled back or eliminated entirely, I am sympathetic. But a large public sector is a reality that cannot be wished away — we will not be abolishing Medicaid or public schools anytime soon. Immigration policy needs to take that reality into account.

Even if economics were not a concern, the lack of Hispanic assimilation is likely to create ethnic tensions that threaten our cultural core. Human beings are a tribal species, and this makes ethnicity a natural fault line in any society. Intra-European ethnic divisions have been largely overcome through economic assimilation — Irish and Italian immigrants may have looked a bit different from natives, but by the third generation their socioeconomic profiles were similar. Hispanic Americans do not have that benefit."

the Congealing Pot.

A target of Maher's angst said...

California: second only to the federal government in affirmative action quota driven social engineering,

I wondered how Bill could be so in favor of illegal aliens when I know that they represent overpopulation caused by the irresponsible values of the catholic church which he hates, fed upon the hostility toward the nation he lives in (but unilaterally criticizes), by meat eating industrial animal husbandry torturing toxic waste generating idiots, a group he detests. It could not just be that they also provide the spectrum of illegal dope to his friends.

I concluded that he is afraid of them and has resigned himself to courtesy, so they don't piss in his chai tea at work & home.

The Eschaton said...

I think you are missing the point. This is about illegal aliens and their criminal activities that cost taxpayers estimated 22 billion per year - just for California. San Diego county California, on the border with el bano, has the largest population of legal mexican immigrants in the state. Its is also one of the republican stronghold counties in California, because the goddamn illegals cause them more grief than anyone else. Their criminal activity insures that they isolate from the mainstream.

This is not a government of by & for us. These ivory tower fairies imagine that eliminating their criminal status as aliens will surmount this barrier. Not likely. The barriers of language, education, profitability of criminal enterprise and disincentivization of welfare guarantee total failure. Not that the burden will fall on the Ivy league morons' backs either.

Every dollar that is spent incarcerating or supporting misfits is a dollar unavailable to invest in any future. Illegal aliens should not be eligible to collect dime 1 from American taxpayers, and the businesses that hire them & the churches that aid them should be charged for the cost of this activity to Americans.

Supporting the indigent is one thing, providing all social services also for the nation of Mexico is completely mental. The final cost is the further retardation of education opportunities for American youth, compounding the impact of this insane policy.

Congratulations you bleeding heart spenders of other peoples' money. You feel good increasing the number of your inferiors. I know how much it galls you to tolerate a single one more who is better than you, let alone aid them to accomplishments that will improve the quality of your pathetic lives. You still haven't learned the stupidity of killing your saviors. When Prometheus - or Jesus - gets here, I wouldn't count on his sympathy.

Melissa said...

I noticed you have recently brought some attention to the issues of homophobia in this country. I'm hoping you will find it as important as I do about this issue and please share this song/video with everyone to spread the message of tolerance and equality. Thanks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M4UFmHnBj4

Anonymous said...

Maybe Al Gore will make a new hysteria flick.

The Weatherman: I was wrong, its an Ice Age! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

He can rake a few million more and distract vital funds and public attention from real problems. I liked the hippy dippy weatherman better. I already gave up on surfing in sewage back when he was veep... 1st term.

Elias Tate said...

I agree with Mr. Reiner about the stupendous ignorance of this election but I don't thinks it reflects a legitimate election. I think these complete morons are 'selected' to coerce voters to choose the less evil candidate. For instance Angle is a dumb enough patsy to lose to Harry Reid, who is pretty stupid and absolute slime.

Yes the voters are ignorant too, also by design. When I try to find information about candidates I am stonewalled with complete bullshit. The bullshit points on the candidates websites, mailers, commercials & stuttering lips are all vacuous. They make no commitments and if they do they just repeat an existing party positions. Even their career histories are sanitized. All I have to go on is what I remember about these people when it happened - what the witnesses before congress said about the role of the candidates when they were called to testify. I don't camp out on CSPAN, pay lawyers to bribe politicians or fuck their friends & family to advance my career; I am not a whore or blackmailer. So I don't have much to go on, just the increasingly criminal track record of these people who would be behind bars if the justice system wasn't broken.

So Mr. Reiner, I may be kept in the dark but I'm not completely ignorant. Your towheaded talkshow host definitely has more intel than us, but he's not telling. And I don't single out this one, they are all in the same game. The American people need to start to infiltrate our own government with moles, just like all the spy agencies of foreign *& domestic special interests, governments & corporations apparently have. This is what I think the existence of the tea party means: the public is waking up to the fact of their enslavement.

You shouldn't go to the Hitler tag. Thats such a copout, it doesn't mean anything. Thats like a child screaming to win or Ben Stein's first debate tactic always being to accuse everyone who opposes him of being antisemitic. As if Ben Stein was even semitic; he's just a paper tiger, if that. The conditions that led up to the fall of the German superpower are quite relevant but obviously this is too complex for this tv venue. All you can do is cite the studies that detail your position and that other sentient humans, specifically the ones who would watch this, have probably read.

The thing I like best about the internet is that it is text based. Readers must think to process the content, and we are required think more thoroughly about what we mean when we write. Compared to the web, TV is is a series of billboards. People, you can completely deprogram from your tv addiction in about 3-6 months. Get your brains off the box, before its too late!

Elias Tate said...

I agree with Mr. Reiner about the stupendous ignorance of this election but I don't thinks it reflects a legitimate election. I think these complete morons are 'selected' to coerce voters to choose the less evil candidate. For instance Angle is a dumb enough patsy to lose to Harry Reid, who is pretty stupid and absolute slime.

Yes the voters are ignorant too, also by design. When I try to find information about candidates I am stonewalled with complete bullshit. The points on the candidates websites, mailers, commercials & stuttering lips are all vacuous. They make no commitments and if they do they just repeat an existing party positions. Even their career histories are sanitized. All I have to go on is what I remember about these people when it happened - what the witnesses before congress said about the role of the candidates when they were called to testify. I don't camp out on CSPAN, pay lawyers to bribe politicians or fuck their friends & family to advance my career; I am not a whore or blackmailer. So I don't have much to go on, just the increasingly criminal track record of these people who would be behind bars if the justice system wasn't broken.

So Mr. Reiner, I may be kept in the dark but I'm not completely ignorant. The American people need to start to infiltrate our own government with moles, just like all the spy agencies of foreign *& domestic special interests, governments & corporations apparently have. This is what I think the existence of the tea party means: the public is waking up to the fact of their enslavement.

Elias Tate said...

Note to Google technicians: I got an error message that the msg was too large when I submitted the 1st post so I shortened & reposted. Didn't happen until about 2 months ago, maybe its a mim uri capture snafu of the recent raptor upgrade. Seeing as the legislation to appropriate this BI IP was passed last week...

Kathy Hall said...

I watched the 10/22 show and Bill quoted that 2/3 's of American's approve of the Health care bill and want to see it go further. Where can I find these statistics asap (before election)and reprint them in our local paper? Kat from Durango, CO

Tim Votaw said...

misurcJesus, Maher, what a demagogic, crowd-playing asshole you are. I don't know if I've ever seen anyone think so highly of themselves and their self-serving blabber as you. Unfortunately, you're just another member of the "Soft Underbelly" of this nation - never been in harm's way or done anything of consequence for the country, but run down anyone who doesn't agree with your sarcastic and acidic outlook. What a fucking hypocrite, and a punk.

Anonymous said...

Bill Maher states that Obama's numbers rose by 15 points after health care was passed - let's see, the avg rating before Obamacare was 46% - post Obamacare...hmmm....46% - look it up - the facts are clear. So who is the "Hillbilly" now. Can you imagine if a Republican guest made the derogatory comment "Hillbilly" - the Left would attempt to crucify this person. Politics is nasty business regardless of party affiliation, but Maher is a lunatic, passionate, but a lunatic. You can't refute what the American people are fed up with - you have to support those who are productive in society and and takeaway the moochers with their hands out.

Anonymous said...

If we force the immigrants to learn English pronto, including the illegal ones who took so much effort to get here, they'd all realize that they were lied to! The Post-American Dream! Then we'd have some fireworks!

JonTheAntiChrist said...

Bill,

Keep up the commentary about idiots like Sharon Angle. I have some ideas for this country also. Like landmining the border to keep illegal aliens out. That will deter border crossing, drug smuggling all that. Put some deep for when the cartels try to dig tunnels. Too bad the mainstream media is too friendly to approach ideas and subjects like this. WTF cares about dancing with the stars anyway.

Sincerely,
jontheantichrist.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Maher - you and reiner are what's wrong with America. Are you man enough to take an ass whipping? That's what I'm going to do to you when I see you.

Anonymous said...

http://politicalnewsissues.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Queen Barbara of the rescued desert tortoises with kennel cough that have to be put down anyway

Help Barbie pick her retirement hideout

...if she doesn't end up in club fed blowing Bernie Madeoff for smokes Doh!

Drinking with Bob said...

Its only the beginning

Anonymous said...

Bill is right. The tea-baggers are just coward Republicans who jettisoned their own party when it started to go to hell. When the shit hit the fan, they immediately cried, "I'm not with them! I'm from a different group" and had to invent the T-Party. They didn't want to be blamed for voting Bush into office and creating the housing crash, the failed automobile industry, ballooning health-insurance, the deregulated banking and stock-market swindles, and the two failed wars overseas. The tea-baggers ARE Republicans! Just the stupid and more cowardly portion of the bunch.

Anonymous said...

wow, they left this little tidbit out:

MAHER: ... I'll tell you this about Americans, about the American electorate, the voter... They don't understand the issues. They're too stupid. They are like a dog. They can understand inflection, they can understand fear, they can understand dominance...

I'm so glad that the progressives feel this way about the American electorate.

Anonymous said...

HR4646: Why Estonia is looking damn good to me

Anonymous said...

Re Christine O'Donnell's misunderstanding the 1st Ammendment . Maybe she thought the USA is related to Israel and therefore anyone living in America ( like anyone living in Israel ) should be required to swear allegiance to their country's religion . . ....

Anonymous said...

Skipping to the last page of the creepy Halloween tale, the world economy collapsed into ruin & everyone died. President & Michelle Obama escaped into the past in Presidential Time Machine One.

They went back about 6340 years and fathered the entire human race. Due to mitotic DNA strand preservation technology known only to the heads of the Trilateral Commission and a few billionaires, Obama actually lives about 960 years. The hebrews recorded his name as Adama. You see, the Bible is correct about how long Adama's progeny lived and the age of the time continuum loop we occupy. And God actually is a child, playing.

The Esch.

Anonymous said...

Christine O'Donnell is a media phantasm conjured up by Bill Maher over the last few weeks. I wonder what he won in that bet :)

The programmable politician type object said...

Thats an outstanding hoax, Orson Welles even. Could he create such a mass hallucination? Would enough people believe what they saw on TV was real? That would be worthy of immortality; maybe at least in the form of a Hollywood star.

Krikkit said...

Bill

If you want to see a weeping white penis movie go see The American starring George Clooney. I liked his goat movie but damn! George should never take the goat medicine & watch this one, bad trip. Its chictaculous, but I don't think we're quite ready for the George Clooney stalker channel yet.

State of the Art Propaganda said...

Murphy-Krugman Nobel Economists Debate v.3

Riff Raff said...

Happy Halloween, from the fringe

Anonymous said...

Krugman will be judged on his results, not some pointless debate.

Brad & Katie Cabana said...

Hello Bill, admire your direct sense of humour. I am wondering if you have family ties to the Mahers of Newfoundland? I am in that family, and our views and analysis are frequently identical...which is quite unusual to find for me. Anyhow, just wondering.

Anonymous said...

For Bill: There's a fine line in comedy where satire/sarcasm crosses over into actual flesh being torn. I admire the effectiveness of your bold assault...rage on...keep up the good work..but be mindful to stay on the human side of the line. Fear laughter can be an undesirable trip to the dark side many people may choose to avoid.

ZenGrouch said...

"There's a fine line in comedy where satire/sarcasm crosses over into actual flesh being torn."

...I laughed, I cried, my ass hole ripped

Anonymous said...

Benefits of legalizing drugs:
1, Release up to 1/2 the prison population, saving all American taxpayers a fortune. Stop Dick Cheney from imprisoning political prisoners and looting the coffers!
2. Tell their POs to direct them to the jobs the illegals do now. Imagine, customer service in English again... just like in those black & white movies. Tell ICE to get busy; performance reviews & raises tied to quotas.
3. Bankrupt international drug cartels & eliminate their political influence.
4. Did I mention legal, unadulterated recreational drugs? Invest in the Disneyland resorts for adults! Creates jobs, for entertainers too.

Anonymous said...

I just need to say that I watch your show every week but this week's Reihan Salama was the most annoying guest you've had on your panel. I tuned out until the last few minutes. This man has some anger management issues. Please check this before inviting someone as you cannot have a reasonable debate with someone like this.

Thanks

Ash, Housewares said...

Bill you have to stop calling Americans stupid. You've said it so many times that I think you're starting to psychic drive it into your own personality. Look what Glen Beck did to himself; you can do better.

ZenGrouch said...

"Bill you have to stop calling Americans stupid."

G.W. voted into the White House, TWICE!!!...

...'nuff Said, Americans *are* for the most part stupid.

Thyris said...

Mr Maher you gave great advice to Levi regarding getting out of Alaska. I feel he was an excellent guest, able to handle the jibes and remain on message. Hey check out my blog on the teabag movement I think you will like it. The title is butseriouslyfolks@blogspot.com.

Ash, Housewares said...

ZenGrouch

I wasn't arguing the point, I was expressing concern over the consequences of repeating 'idiot! idiot! idiot!' until all you see is idiots, your brain decomposes to mush and the only job you can do is parrot.

If you are bored you can go to Shanghai and watch your job carrying on without you.

Anonymous said...

Now now boys, as Sister Mary Carlin pointed out Governor Bush stole the office in 2000. The incumbent president running for reelection enjoys about an 8% advantage and since Governor Bush did not beat Kerry by this much, that election is a technical foul.

Don't look at me, I have never voted for a Bush. Or a Clinton.

ZenGrouch said...

Ash, Housewares...

If you believe a mantra such as *Idiot* can turn a brain into mush...

...either, you're an idiot and it's understandable why this sort of thing annoys you, OR, you're Carl Rove trolling Bill's message board.

*Om Mani Padma Tax 'n Spend...*

Ash, Housewares said...

Zen,

1. wiki 'psychic driving', MKULTRA, Sidney Gottlieb (google Gottlieb + George Bush 41) & Ewin Cameron.
2. Recall Bush 43 famously on record saying, 'all you have to do is keep repeating it'.
3. Remember this when being programmed by TV. Repeat the commercials enough times, examine why? Say one phony candidate/party is better than another, examine why? If you have kids look at what they are being taught, and the character of their teachers.

Finally ask yourself is Levi's Johnson really the best Wasilla can do? If I were the ex-governor or John McCain he would have met with a hunting accident already...

Ash, Housewares said...

Zen while you're at it google Gene 'chip' Tatum & Milton William Cooper. Their videos - and fates - are interesting.

ZenGrouch said...

**...what the fuck?**

Ash, Housewhores said...

Don't forget to vote in the illusion :))

Fwodewick Fwonkensteen said...

Levi Johnson's political achievements to date:

http://wonkette.com/411024/what-will-levi-johnston-use-to-hide-his-schlong?

The comments say it all.

I think he spells it Karl, so noone will call him Cheryl.

ZenGrouch said...

"Don't forget to vote in the illusion :))"

Let me guess...

...There is no difference in the Democrats and Republicans, and you're really sensitive about Bill calling the American people "idiots."

Is the tiny light over your head, turning on right about now?

Ash, Housechurls said...

You can see the little light too? I thought it was me...

MITM said...

I genuinely enjoy the Bill Maher weekly show on HBO. I find him to be an intellectual comedian and I agree with many of his viewpoints. I am, however, in disagreement with his recent comment on the growing number of Mohammeds in the UK. Mr. Maher noted that Mohammed was the most popular baby name in the UK and that he, for one, was not happy about this state of affairs. He in fact said he did not want the UK to become Islamic. I have some questions for Mr. Maher - 1 - If your comment is based on a feeling that you don't want anymore religious people in the UK, meaning Mohammeds must be Muslim and religious, what makes you think that everyone named Mohammed is religious in the first place? There are many people with Muslim names, just as there are with Christian names, who are atheists, agnostics and could care less about Islam or any other religion. 2 - If your comment is that you just don't want any more muslims or people descended from muslim populations that traditionally use Arabic Islamic historical names, then what is your proposal to rid the UK of this burgeoning situation? Do you propose the start of a new British Inquisition? Do you think it would be in line for the UK government to demand that all people with muslim names be made to wear a red I or M on their outer garments? Do you think the UK should consider the building of a Dachau type camp to house rounded up UK muslims and people with Islamic names? Are you a person who watched the movie V and sided with the bad guys? Let us know at some point, preferably during your show.

A fan.

cheryl said...

I was wondering about that too, the babies named Mohammad. Seemed out of character for you, Bill. You never said why that scares you. Does 'Patrick' scare you? More Irish Catholics? Because Muslim doesn't equal terrorist, and I know you know that, but your fear of the baby name baffled.

Anonymous said...

I saw part of your interview with Bill O'Reilly and I must say what really struck me was the sadness and emptiness in your eyes when you were discussing religion. Somewhere along the line, you must have been hurt really badly to have such a cynical view of religion, especially considering that you were raised Catholic. One of the saints said "Our hearts are restless until they rest in Thee" of course meaning God. (I know because I've been there) I really hope you will read accounts of the Miracles at Fatima - it's hard to deny what thousands saw and what science couldn't explain. I hope you find what you're searching for - I will pray for you.

Anonymous said...

Cheryl ... maybe because Bill is typically American - inexplicably terrorized by things "Muslim" - especially names - such as Mohammed , Barrack , Obama .....

ZenGrouch said...
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Ned Batty said...

Just don't name your kids george. That will fuck them up for sure.

Anonymous said...

18 year old kid knocks up gf, now he wants to lead others. OK, we have those where I come from. We call them losers, we do not elect them to govern us. First he has to demonstrate that this was not typical of the results we can expect from him, then he has to be an exceptional husband & father. Try again in 5 years kid, when you have some credentials & experience.

Anonymous said...

and Bill, this is the kind of idiotic weeping white penises you wish to see? What the fuck are you thinking? Since Obama got elected you have changed opinions faster than Hilary; I fear you have been reduced to a mouthpiece for the DNC, serving up their material for your 'target demographic'. Jimmy Carter?! There are some serious idiots running your mouth...

George Harrison said...

Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt
And for all those little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in.

Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
They always have clean shirts to play around in.

In their styes with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
And in their eyes there's something lacking
What they needs a damn good whacking.

Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Playing piggy pranks
And you can see them on their trotters
Down at the piggy banks
Paying piggy thanks
To thee pig brother

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Eumaeus said...

Woof! Woof! bill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRk054bz44g&feature=player_embedded

smircOpus said...

A scary thought . . . a mechanical engineer who believes Glenn Beck presents "facts". Whatever your opinion of Maher is, you invalidate your own by throwing your weight behind such an obvious shill as Glenn Beck.

Anonymous said...

This rigged election courtesy of Diebold.

Anonymous said...

The mafia is now calling themselves Diebold? I thought they were banksters now.

Anonymous said...

Obama is finally having to sit at his banquet of consequences . After receiving a majority government in the last presidential election by a majority of progressive electors ( thinking they were voting for change ) they realized by this election that they were hoodwinked by the Obama shill team as it continued & continues to slide America into perpetual war & its resultng societal decay .

glasgowdick said...

I'm shocked that press hasn't come down on Bill for his rant about babies in England being named Mohammed. It was much harsher language that of NPR analyst Juan Williams.

That said, I agree with Bill completely. We in the west have buried our heads in the sandbox labeled "religious freedom." One need only look at what's happening in France, England, Denmark and other western cultures to see the growing and destructive nature of Islam.

Like Bill, I fear for the future of our culture. A culture that is far superior in terms of tolerance, individual rights and protection for educated secular people.

I might get on the co-exist train the minute I start seeing Muslims co-existing with other Muslims.

ZenGrouch said...

THAT's just fucking terrific!

They finally get a proposition on the ballot in California to legalize pot, and the fucking young voters can't be bothered with turning off their god damned Play Stations long enough to get out there and VOTE?!

UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!!!!

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

Anonymous said...

Prop 19 would have created a great big new bureaucracy just like the alcohol licensing bullshit. This country prospered under small g government, all this regulation is strangling us. We want 'its a vegetable, not a drug' freedom, not 'pee in the cup, motherfucker' orwellification.

Anonymous said...

Also prop 19 would have been overturned by 'legal process' just like prop 8. We have to step up.

Laws? Only stop law abiding people. As you can see the criminals & politicians couldn't give a shit. They make more screwing us; there it is. Thats all there is to it.

Jerry Brown is going to strap us with an expensive state funeral. Fucking geezer, I thought we had had enough affirmative action and hiring the handicapped even when obviously unable to do the job.

Anonymous said...

One more thing.

Buraq Orwell didn't want the hassle prop 19 would create so he 86ed it. Your vote doesn't count. You stupid American twits, thats what a government that know whats best for you does. Obviously you haven't learned from the Vatican, the caliphate or Uncle Joe.

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Buraq A magical ass that (according to the psycho) carried the psycho Muhammad from Mecca to Jerusalem and back. Its in the Qu'rap.

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Bill Maher: "I don't think conservatives are bad people, I think they have a hard time being empathetic to people who are not like them at all."

Even sound bites from Mr.Maher make me skin crawl...saw the Clooney interview on youtube(via an fb post by a friend) Normally I ignore this kind of stuff. But Maher's ignorant statement flies in the face of personal experience.

I know of no more generous people than conservative Christians(NOT the ones "acting" the part!)...they know that everything they have is a gift from God, and not for them to hold on to.

Mr. Maher..how much of your time and money do you spend on acts of compassion? Helping the poor? Comforting the Sick? Befriending the Lonely?

Have you given up all your vacation time and scrimped and save so you could spend your own money to build homes in New Orleans? Haiti? Indonesia? Church groups do this all the time. And those who can't go support places like World Vision and World Relief.

We "unempathetic" conservatives are taught not to tell everyone about what we give...but since this is a relatively anonymous forum, I can tell you that when Haiti was hit by the earthquake, I sent a full weeks pay to Red Cross on the spot...and I make less than 30k a year! Everyone I knew at church was doing similar things.

Tell me How much of your own personal comfort do you actually give up to help others? Do you sacrifice your own financial security so that others can have a roof over their head. Does "being empathetic" affect your daily life?

I and many of my "unempathetic" friends drive 10 yr old cars and dress in second hand clothes so we can give to others less fortunate. What kind of personal sacrifices do you make?

But don't take my word for it. There is research to back it up.

http://www.billyhallowell.com/surprise-conservatives-are-more-generous-than-liberals.htm

As time goes by, I shake my head and wonder who was it that hurt you so badly to make you so full of hatred. Even as I get angry about your words...I am much more angry at whoever was so hateful to you.

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I can't get over this weeping Boehner thing. He makes it sound like he did time in a concentration camp, made his way out on his own, learned a new language in a strange land, overcame typhoid and yellow fever while digging up food to feed his kid sister, then worked in a mine under brutal conditions until finally he got on a ship full of rats and disease and got to the USA where he then worked his way up to this election. But all he did was work as a friggin' bartender and a waiter, in his DAD's tavern, no less. Jesus! Just do your job dude!

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re; the Clooney interview and Mahers claim that "conservatives have a hard time being empathetic to people who are not like them"

Just one more link, a NewYork Times Op-ed--by self-proclaimed "liberal" columnist Nicholas Kristof:


"Bleeding Heat Tightwads"
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/21/opinion/21kristof.html?_r=2

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here that link in clickable format...

"Bleeding Heart Tightwads"

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Anonymous said...

Ugh... Big fan, but wow, couldn't believe the words coming out of your mouth watching the 10/29 show tonight...I felt almost like I was listening to Rush Limbaugh... Sorry, that was low...

Did you REALLY say that Republican's are the only one's who have ever been violent? Two words my friend, "Teamsters Union". There is a whole section on wikipedia dedicated to the influence of Organized Crime. Even in the super fun and games portrayal of the mob in movies like Goodfella's and Casino, these were not nice guys... Just sayin'.

I agree with the sentiment, I really do, the republican's have a much greater share of biggotted, religion crazy nutbags who say things like there is no proof of evolution, global warming, gravity, that the sun doesn't revolve around us, or that gay's aren't secretly all demons sent by satan in a master plot to destroy marriage.... And they ARE willing to hurt you if you don't agree.

But to say the left is NEVER violent? Yikes. Go further left than the democrats and we see guys like Stalin, Fidel Castro, or Che Guevera.

The liberal you describe, the kind of liberal that I consider myself, generally does fit your description though, acting out of love and "All men are created equal", so I'm allready kind of hating myself for taking the stance I am here as I'm sure somebody I don't like will jump all over it, but fair is fair.

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“A current survey in the UK concluded the name Mohammed is currently the most popular name for newborns in the country.”

No, it isn’t. The Daily Mail’s wrong.

See the following UK media-criticism blogs on the name hysteria:
http://tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/2010/10/whats-in-name.htm
http://enemiesofreason.co.uk/2010/10/28/the-mohammeds-are-taking-over-or-are-they/
http://nosleeptilbrooklands.blogspot.com/2010/10/oliversmohammeds-are-coming.html
http://primlystable.blogspot.com/2010/10/spelling-mistake.html and
http://primlystable.blogspot.com/2010/10/playing-name-game-more-on-mail-and.html

Also, this one goes on more generally about his comments: http://www.fivechinesecrackers.com/2010/11/bill-maher-mohammed-and-tabloid.html

ZenGrouch said...

"No, it isn’t. The Daily Mail’s wrong."

Thanks for the links, but from what I read, they did nothing to show the Daily Mail wrong.

Did you read them?

Anonymous said...

Words and phrases are powerful. Democrats should take over the phrase "Obamacare" and make it a GOOD thing. I'd love to see Bill Maher and other Liberals using the term "Obamacare" in a positive way. It would drive the Right insane(r).

Anonymous said...

Well Bill we are supposed to believe enough liberals turned out to elect governor bankrupt & amnesty brown, but not enough to pass prop 19. As George Carlin would say, thats stunningly, amazingly, incredibly full of shit.

All I want is politicians who would uphold the constitution and the letter of the law, not vain little psychos who feel the need to indulge roman empire perverse fantasies. Brown hasn't, Obama hasn't, so your picks suck chod worse than the right. If we get out of this without copious bloodshed I'll be amazed.

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I wouldn't categorize myself as a liberal/progressive/democrat. I call myself a moderate not partisan. But I agree with you allot. I really don't like how you treated the two conservatives on last weeks show. You reminded me of that Pinhead, Bill O'reilly.

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Today San Francisco gestapo ban McDonald's happy meals. Oh, what a lawsuit this will be. While squandering tax revenues on this all the way to the McSupreme McCourt, can we get a ruling on the status of a packet of catsup as a vegetable?

Bill you better get to your political friends to make sure they don't ban TV & put you out of work.

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Mommy, why does Bill Maher say all those hateful things about white people and Christians?

Well Sunshine, he doesn't mean it. He's just trying to protect his job, because he knows that if a Mexican said these things on TV it would be regarded as hate speech.

Sunshine, you could end up like this if you don't do well in school & smoke pot. Promise me you'll study hard and stay away from those Maher kids, Ok?

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I agree with your basic beliefs on religion and god but I would like to see you talk to someone with more credibility than the religious people you talk to. You should go to a university like Georgetown, Boston College, or Notre Dame and talk to a professor in theology with a Masters or PhD.

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Marxist Maher. You homely piece of shit. Hypocrite. Calling tea party teabaggers? You are a homosexual yourself. Hate capitalism. You're wealthy; why aren't you spreading your wealth. You are rich because of free market. Please move to a communist country where you belong.

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New Joke Material for Bill:

Now that the Birthers have failed to gain any ground, there is a new group of right wing religious fundamentalist rascists that have started calling themselves the "Deathers." The Deathers expound that Barack Obama was not responsible for the "death" of Osama Bin Laden, but was somebody else.

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Joke for Bill Maher.
I see where most republicans think George Bush deserves more credit for the killing of Bin Laden than Barrack Obama. They are right. If it wasn't for George Bush there wouldn't be a 9/11. So thanks Bush. Thanks alot.

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Clayton's jokes for Bill.

Word on the streets is that George Bush's book isn't selling well. Good news. Charmin called.

Clayton said...

joke based on fact.

When I grew up one of the ten commandments was "Thou shalt not kill." Now it's "Thou shalt not murder"

God must have changed his mind. God knows Christians want to kill through capital punishment and war.

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Bill you are the funniest, most intelligent comedian on the scene today but that Lynch-Maher reading last night was pure garbage-can humor.

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I hope Mr. Maher would signal to us that the establishment is pressuring him not to talk about certain heavy topics like war and the economy, but should "entertain" us with topics like Mr. Weiner. We need leaders in thiese areas.

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Well Bill, I just thought I'd chime in to say goodbye, because it appears we are well and truly fucked. Lets face it; Obama is too nice a guy. He's smart, caring and compassionate, which of course puts him at a distinct disadvantage when dealing with the GCB (Greedy Crazy Bastards.)
The GCB will never be reasonable, will never back down, will never allow higher taxes nor any carpetbaggers on their consarn property. In other words, "fuck you blackie!"
Now, I don't know about you but I've got all my money in guaranteed investments, and I do mean guaranteed, but that still may not save me. Although everyone else will be so thoroughly screwed that hot dogs may very well become a luxury item.
President Obama must now see that, "Mr. nice reasonable fellow," will never cut it when dealing with the GCB. He must take decisive action, even if it leads to an impeachment hearing, and have the guts, and faith, that the American people will support him in the final showdown. It's the only language they understand: "No, you bend over motherfucker!"
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Bill...I always wanted to ask, why are your arguments against Christianity so terribly outdated and just plain stupid? Are you only replying to the fundamentalists?

Have you ever heard of William Lane Craig? Why not "man up" and challenge him to a debate. Better yet, why not ask Alvin Plantinga, J.P Moreland, John Lennox, N.T Wright, or Paul Copan to come on your show?

I'd love to see how your horrific arguments against Christianity would match up against a Christian apologist (Dr. Craig) who even your buddy Richard Dawkins COWERS from....thanks

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The problem is that our cities have been designed around two previous inventions, the elevator, which made skyscrapers possible, and the car, which is used for the commute to the skyscraper.
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Bill Maher: the biggest misogynist asshole in show business. If you had a family, I am sure they would all be having sex with only themsleves.
FUCK YOU AND STAY INDOORS for your own safety.

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A month ago I mentioned the GCB (greedy crazy bastards) would never pass any sort of reasonable bill to control government spending and increase badly needed revenues (thankee George!) Now I realize I was wrong to tar all those crazy bastards with the same brush. You see you have the GCB (who are really pulling all the strings) and you have the SCB (stupid crazy bastards) who are just stubborn crazy bastards who don't care about a default (whatever that is) and hate blackie. So you see they're not all the same! BUT they will all be paying higher interest rates real soon, just like the rest of us.

Connie from Ontario said...

while watching the show tonight and hearing the woman democrat representative talk about people wanting "the government" to pay for things, where do you think that "the government" got their money, the stock market ...from taxes ...ie ..from "the people" who have every right to ask them to "pay", quit trying to figure out who is to blame and take all that energy and figure out how to save your country and its people before its too late ..and for a hint ...look at the issues at home before you strike out to help somewhere else ..and bring home those soldiers ..your mission is accomplished ..at least they say it is ...personally ..i think hes on an island with a mai tai somewhere cause if they actually did him in ...there would be a picture or a youtube video of some of it somewhere ...just my opinion .and like buttholes ..everyone has one ...enjoy and thanks for the thought provoking shows ....a fan in Canada !

Bill said...

Thank You, Connie!

Anonymous said...

CONGRESSIONAL ENTITLEMENTS
I wonder why Americans put up with this kind of government. We keep electing the same people, and complain because they keep doing the same things over and over. Let' eliminate entitlements for our government leaders: medical care, cars, elaborate expense accounts, and inflated retirement benefits. If we are not entitled to these benefits, our leaders should not be entitled to them as well.

Let's outlaw Lobbyist. Let's put people in jail who defraud the American public. Let's demand a balance budget!!!!

I guess that is asking for too much.

I wonder why Americans put up with this kind of government. We keep electing the same people, and complain because they keep doing the same things over and over. Let' eliminate entitlements for our government leaders: medical care, cars, elaborate expense accounts, and inflated retirement benefits. If we are not entitled to these benefits, our leaders should not be entitled to them as well.

How much would we save if these were cut? Why should the average American not have the same benefits?

Let's outlaw Lobbyist and paid junkets on any level of government (common sense)?.

Let's put government people in jail who defraud the American public (FDA, Feds in charge of watching out for bank, stock fraud etc.).

Let's only give tax breaks to companies who produce their products in the USA and hire legal American workers.

Let's solve out economic problem by simply placing a 30% cap on profits in all areas of business for 3 years. Everyone would be working again.

We should also charge everyone people and business’ a 10% flat tax on income no exceptions.

Let's demand a balance budget!!!!
A 30% tax on companies that do business in the US, but don’t have American products sold in their country.
I guess that is asking for too much.
Finally, let’s have an investigation into congress. Who were the people who benefited (jobs after office, bribes etc.)

One Mad a HELL Citizen

Bernie Czarnecki said...

Bill, I enjoy your wit and satire. I feel you should run for President of the US. You would be inspirational to the country and bad things wouldn't seem so bad with your humor.

JESteele said...

Re: Your 8/3 Interview with Michael Eric Dyson - Just Awesome

Last night 8/3, I saw your interview on MSNBC - the Ed Shultz's Show. As a Black American Man, you made a point that really resonated with me about President Obama. He does need to "get over" trying to be liked and compromising with these racist domestic terrorists, who will never accept, nor respect him. It is truly time for him to be an assertive and aggressive Black man, using his white male upbringing, to out maneuver these demonic forces. Also, I liked your comments about how these Tea Baggers, who are being used by the "treasonist" capitalists, will never by happy about success, and how the key for manipulating them is to keep them mad about something.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the market crash has anything to do with the US Government being held hostage by a bunch of hillbillies? Nah

Dwayne Wright, AL said...

Don't be too hard on Pres. Obama tonight, Bill. You know that if he used his executive powers more often, teabaggers would get even crazier and incidents like the Gabby Gifford's shooting would happen all over the country! The Tea Party refuses to be "ruled by a nigger", and won't hesitate to resort to "2nd amendment remedies" to "take their country back". Obama knows how dangerous these people are and he doesen't do what he wants more often because the country would fall into a state of anarchy.

Anonymous said...

I've been reading some of the comments. Interesting that so many people who disagree with Bill Maher watches his show. They just love to hate him. Okay but you guys still have to admit he funny and isn't that the real reason you watch him.

Now I would like to ask all of you on both sides exactly why anyone would say no new taxes and then even think about taking away social security benifits? In other words let me get this straight. It's not okay to tax the rich. But if you've been forced to pay in social security your entire life it's okay to tax those benefits? Okay you call it cutting entitlements. So as long as we don't call it a tax its okay to take our money to pay for our government spending. So just tell the rich that it isn't a tax it just taking away 3 every of every 100 million they been entitled with. Or is it just okay to tax the old, but not the rich? Medicare oh yeah if we can get rid of medicare the old will die quicker and then we won't have to pay them their social security benefits. Why is getting back the money you put into social security such a problem. The problem with it is the government has borrowed it at such a low interest rate that by the time they pay it back it's worth less then when you paid it in. In other words inflation it's self is depleting the reserves.

Another way to look at it. "Gone With The Wind" sold more tickets then Avatar. If you adust for ticket price it brought in more money then any film in history. You need to adjust everything including the national debt for inflation. Our percentage of debt to the GDP was actually worse in the forties. Then the country boomed during the fifties. With certain laws in place and taking away some of the richs entitlements would only get us back some of the money they stole from us. Oh yeah we'll get to the money they've stolen from us in a moment. BUT FIRST should social security be loaned out at such low interests loans that it allows the hard earned money of the aged to be depleted?

Okay let's go to that other subject. How has the middle class lost so much money and the top one percent in the country made so much money?

Are they really just better business men? Or have they sold us a bill of goods and scammed us out of our money by selling us houses the were marked up because of the market they created? Then by packaging CDO's and then getting us to pay for their losses on them while we lost our homes the real way they got our money? AND is the real reason they don't want to see taxes go up is because they know that it's only through taxes that we might be able to recoup the money they stole from us?

NOT ALL THE RICH STOLE MONEY FROM US. BUT ALL OF THE RICH CAN AFFORD TO GIVE UP SOME ENTITLEMENTS TO HELP OUT OUR COUNTRY AND THE PEOPLE IN IT.

One more question. Do you really think it's more fair to tax the old and poor through something called entitlements then taxing the rich?

I know each and everyone of you are thinking that you don't want to ruin it because you're going to become rich. But the truth is if you were that rich you wouldn't even notice the tax because you can only eat so much, drink so much spend so much. And when you're that rich it would be just like the taxes you don't want to pay. You would never even notice it.

JUST SOME FOOD FOR THOUGHT.

judd dredge said...

OKAY I LIKE IT. BUT WE WON'T EVEN TAKE BACK THE ENTITLEMENTS WE'RE GIVING THE OIL COMMPANIES. ONLY THE ENTITLEMENTS WE'RE GIVING THE OLD AND THE POOR.

Lucy said...

Anonymous is there any truth to what you're saying? I'm seventy years old and that just sounds terible.

Gloria said...

I wished I hadn't read what Anonymous had to say about social security. It's late and now I'm not sure I can sleep. I won't be turning sixty five for another twenty years. But if Anonymous is right? What are we going to do. I had a home and lost it along with my down payment. It took me ten years to save up the 20% I put down. I don't think I'll ever be rich. What's going to happen to people like me? Did these people really steal our money?

Jackson said...

Anonymous is full of shi- if you tax the rich there won't be any jobs. Even if he was right and he isn't. Taxing the rich would only make em mad. They don't need us or this country. They go live like Kings anywhere in the world. They'll just take their money and go create jobs elsewhere.

Jackson said...

Anonymous is full of shi- if you tax the rich there won't be any jobs. Even if he was right and he isn't. Taxing the rich would only make em mad. They don't need us or this country. They go live like Kings anywhere in the world. They'll just take their money and go create jobs elsewhere.

Jessie said...

If you have that kind of money why would you have to create a job? No I think these guys that Anonymous is talking about will just look around and see where the law is weak and steal more money.

Anonymous said...

Lucy I just want you to know I think you're old enough where you'll be okay.

Gloria I know twenty years seems like a long time, but I think things will back fire on the those who stole the world riches. I believe deep down that even the Tea Baggers will see the truth in time. Once they realize that they've been had and that they're being manipulated by the very people who stole our money they will raise their voices even louder. The only thing is they won't be yelling no more taxes, what they'll be yelling is tax the people who stole and almost destroyed the middle class. Remember this isn't just about our country. They stole the retirement savings from the middle class in every country. CDO'S were purchased by pension plans around the world. And these wall street geniuses may be pulling the strings of the lawmakers around the world. And they may even control certain aspects of the media. AND they may think they control people through their jobs and politics but god help them once they've waken the sleeping giant. For if the people realize what really has happened GOD HELP THE THIEFS. Imagine how powerful the tea bagger are. Now imagine if every middle class citizen joined them in every country in the world. THE LAW MAKERS WHO TOLL THE LINE TO THE RICH AND TREACHEROUS WOULD BE RELIEVED OF THE DUTIES AND REPLACE WITH BY THOSE WHO TRULY REPRESENT THE PEOPLE. TRUST IN THE TRUTH IT MAY TAKE TIME FOR EVERYONE TO REALIZE IT. BUT SOONER OR LATER THE FACTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES. THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL THE TEA PARTY FINALLY RISE TO IT'S FULL POTENTIAL AND SEE THAT THEY'VE BEEN TAXED NOT BY THE GOVERNMENT BUT BY THE RICH WHO TOOK OUR HOMES AND SOLD THEIR CDO'S TO OUR PENSION PLANS. EVENTUALLY THEY'LL SEE HOW THEY'VE BEEN MANIPULATED AND BEEN MADE FOOLS OF. AND IF YOU THINK THEY'RE FURIOUS NOW? WAIT UNTIL THEY SEE THE TRUTH.

NO GLORIA YOU'LL BE OKAY IN TIME.

As for you Jackson, NO COMMENT!!!

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While watching the GOP debate last evening it occurred to me that even though President Obama got dealt the worst hand of any first termer I can remember there is one good thing to look forward to in 2012: He's running against THOSE guys! lol

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I see that Fox News (which seems much louder than all the other channels, on my TV anyway) has a new slogan, "Fair and balanced reporting." lol Which just proves that Democrats can be pretty funny sometimes, keep up the good work Billy, but for true hilarity; ya gotta be a Republican.

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Anonymous said...

I'm thinking of joining The Tea Party. It seems like the right thing to do right now with all this financial trouble and all. I will watch the big Debate tonite before I decide. It will be Rad, I'm sure. Where do I join up?

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Anonymous said...

Well, now I'm really confused. Why does that woman hate President Obama so much? She wants to pull out his roots, goodness. Perry seems like a nice man, but apparently he likes to inject little girls with some kind of government stuff that no one likes except him. Although he is the one I'd most like to have a beer with, hunt down some Mexicans, and send them to college. Paul is a nice man and very smart, a doctor no less, but he wants us to stop taking other countries, or their stuff, or something, and no one seemed to like that idea. He could sure save that Obamacare Plan though, if he was willing to do a little overtime, I guess. Mitt was a hit but I can't remember anything he said. Maybe he's a doctor also. That pizza guy was good. I like pizza, but I like Italian pizza. Also that 999 plan sort of freaks me out. I guess it's all in how you look at it! Anyway I hate Obama as much as the next guy, but I don't want anyone touching my root.

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ian said...

hey bill..bought religulous and loved it...Great minds think a like because whenever people think religion is decent based on the church's public relations campaign that blows sunshine up everyone's ass..I point to history and look at all the racism, sexism, and slavery propagated by the church..that pretends they never did those things.

The pilgrims were getting along with the native americans..giving thanks..until those Puritan psychopaths that weren't even allowed to practice their witch burnings in the Uk..sailed the ocean blue and soon turned the pilgrims into superstitious maniacs that fear the evil "Red man"

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dickdiwick said...

Hey Bill,
love your stuff, your so mean. The republican voter in the bubble was a riot.
Anyways, one thing disturbs very much: whenever you are talking about global warming you are categorizing people into "accepters" and "sceptics"!
That is so wrong and on top it is pretty stupid. The whole global warming stuff is very much a political movement rather than based on solid scientific material. Especially the CO2 part. CO2, a trace gas, became the beacon of the global warming movement as it can be used to tax people, it can be used to let people feel guilty, it is something which can be used, handled and thrown at someone. Regretfully the real reasons for our little global warming problem are not being touched at all in the public discussion at the same time. The real problems are:
1) too many people, 7 billion, just 50 years ago it was only 2 billion and 500 years ago historians estimate it to around 300-500 million.
2) chopping down all these forrests everywhere. green lungs of the planet. holding back water!
3) heating water, pumping it out of the ground, evaporating it, increasing its presence in the atmosphere!
4) maybe the sun a bit (hehe)
5) megacities everywhere, influencing the temperatures and disturbing the air currents!

I could go on, but ultimately it all comes down to: omg there are too many people in the biotop earth! planet is too full!
stop fucking!
Instead to find a plan how to keep the environment which resulted in us as much as possible, we are dancing on a C02 party. Pointing fingers at each other! Yellow fingers on white people, white fingers on yellow people, brown fingers on pale people and so on, ah yeah and all the fingers on the black people ofc.

C02 cannot be the reason for global warming, not at all. Its presence in the atmosphere is just around 300 ppm whereas water is there at 15000 ppm up 70000 ppm and water itself (molecule to molecule)is a much stronger greenhousegas than C02. Even the C02 lobby will confirm that. All scientific CO2 shit is based on assumptions and predicitions. They are using correlations and you can correlate whatever yu like.
So, everyone who does not like what Al stupid Gore is telling about the global warming is truly not a sceptic. There are more shades of grey. And the polar bear does not suffer from less ice at the northpole. He switches to another diet when it becomes necessary. Seal are anyways cuddlier than humans.

Anonymous said...

Globals warning is not so bad if you live in the cold place!

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But seriously though, Republicans who were just lickin their lips at the thought of heapng scorn on Obama for not quickly fixing their unholy mess, have a slight problem: No Candidate! oh oh...

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As a policy choice, I don't know if it would be better for Gov. Rick Perry to string up Fed Chairman Ben Bernakke at Niggerhead before or after Texas succeeds from the Union?

Anonymous said...

I'm glad those hippies are taking Wall St. to task for stealing everyone's money. I know the Europeans are pissed about those triple A bonds. lol Ah fuck em anyway. I wonder when inflation will kick in?

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MrsHealthy said...

Bill please include more coverage of Integrative Health. It is hugely political as you know so where's the coverage? Here is link to Washington Natural Health Lobbyists ANH. They could sure use some help getting the message out there since they are up against millions of dollars of Big Pharma money.
Also it is probably in the name of a laugh but you have been helping Big Pharma with your gardasil comments.
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Anonymous said...

Yes Mrs. Healthy, Lets promote natural healing! Get rid of all those nasty chemicals polluting our natural bodily fluids. Turf out all those phoney vaccines...they only cause autism anyway. And big Pharma, what joke, all they care about is making money on all those pricey meds, what a laugh! Lets organize together to fight this scourge. We could enlist heavy hitters like Steve Jobs...oh wait! He's Mr. Dead because he bought into your bullshit cures.

marie-josé said...

On october 21, when you were having orgasms over the fact that Obama killed Kadafi, I switched channels. Killing...oh...so much tougher than true diplomacy. And shaking it in public, oh, so much tougher than giving a cerebral analysis of a president who, by and large, appears to be failing.

On october 28, I gave you another chance. When you had these models with abundant breasts disguised as what are usually un-sexy men, that was sorta funny ---and also easy and childish. But when you went to Stephen Hawking, you reached the point of cruelty. It looks like you are going down the drain. Sometimes self-satisfaction does that.

I am about ready to give up on you. And I used to love you. You were the reason for my subscription to HBO. This is no longer the case.

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So I talked to my neighbour "The Greek" about the money he owes me. That's a nice car I said, when you gonna pay me the money you owe me? Come on, he said, sit down have a coffee. Hey fuck you, I don't drink coffee! You want some eggs?

Anonymous said...

Did anyone see Mr. Cain last evening on Bill O'Reilly? Forget about the ladies problem, this guy wants to put warships off the coast of Iran to see if they'll fire first. Even O'Reilly was having a hard time keeping a straight face and could only muster, "He's a stand up guy!" Now Perry on the other hand has a new approach. If you can't beat em...get stoned out of your mind, hug syrup, be effusive, yeeehaaww! So it really is looking like Mitt Romney for President. That is until he introduces his new campaign manager Joseph Smith.

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Oh Herman, Is it better to have loved and lost...than to not be able to find Somalia on a map?

Anonymous said...

Chris Matthews made an excellent point the other night while explaining the relationship between the Tea Party and the GOP. People are so frustrated with Washington that they don't care whether you're black or white, smart or stupid, have a questionable past or stand as a shining example of virtue! They want government by the people FOR the people...period. It does sound kinda attractive.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be interesting if you were on the panel of reporters asking questions at at least one of the Republican debates? Id like you to pose a Q in re: "Candidates, you've heard Rick Perry say he'd get rid of Education, Commerce and ah....." what would you say to voters who reply on the education programs aimed at the poor and speial needs, which is what Education does, and the Census Bureau at Commerce, which every smart business replies on, and those who drink water and breathe air, which is what EPA protects...." Get into the debates Bill!

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be interesting if you were on the panel of reporters asking questions at at least one of the Republican debates? Id like you to pose a Q in re: "Candidates, you've heard Rick Perry say he'd get rid of Education, Commerce and ah....." what would you say to voters who reply on the education programs aimed at the poor and speial needs, which is what Education does, and the Census Bureau at Commerce, which every smart business replies on, and those who drink water and breathe air, which is what EPA protects...." Get into the debates Bill! Get your Ageny to MAKE IT HAPPEN--It would be discriminatory if you are prohibited based on your political position....(Sell it like this: They need to answer this question for the Independants and democrats they are trying to lure to the party.)

Anonymous said...

It is so hard to believe that HBO let's these known communist , socialist, Marxist Bill Maher and Chris Matthews spill their unintelligent ret erect and all the other left wingers on his show. It's disgusting to listen to how they hate America and our Constitution and put down Americans who stand for what is so wrong with America. This country was not founded on socialist programs run by the Government. These clowns think the Government should run everything from Education, Healthcare, welfare, social security, energy and now instead of the banks giving student loans the Government is into the banking business, which they say takes the middleman out but now less money is in the free market to loan to business and the interest goes to the Government for all their covert operations and by the way since the Department of Education was established American children have dropped to the lowest standards of any developed country. Inner city kids have not benefitted from this Government program. No one has ever benefitted from Federal Government programs but these socialist clowns back the take over of America. Well when they finally open their eyes and see they are on the wrong side and their kids no longer are free and the Government runs their lives from when they are born to when they die it will be to late. Isn't it funny we freed Russia and now we are becoming Russia.

Anonymous said...

WOW i used to like Rob Reiner until i saw he was a communist. He actually wrote he would be fearful if the Tea Party got a charismatic leader because they are selling fear and anger. I don't know what you have been smoking but that is exactly what has happened except it's the Democratic party. Did you notice everything you wrote about People were out of work. They needed jobs And a guy came along and rallied the troops. You just described Barrack Obama, a charismatic leader selling fear and anger and leading us down the path of socialism and communism away from our constitution. Have you heard your leaders speeches about how if the Republicans don't do this or that then the old will suffer and the kids will go hungry and we will not have enough money to take care of the world. He never once mentions the people on welfare will suffer only the old and young. Why don't you give all your riches to Obama like a true communist Mr. Reiner. What is with Hollywood nothing but America haters and haters of the Constitution that true Americans and Republicans believe in. You will love sharia law to replace our Constitution, right? I am ashamed, maybe you should read Agenda 21 and tell me you don't fear that. That is not a Tea Party Agenda, that is the Democratic socialist communist marxist party Agenda. I fear your kind.

Anonymous said...

Once upon a time, far far away, there was a country controlled by the rich. The poor people had no jobs, no healthcare and very little food. The rich people paid lots of money to maintain the status quo (the way things were). Later when the poor people were cutting the rich people's heads off someone said, "maybe we should spare some of them?" But someone else said, "nah, they'd just do the same thing all over again." The poor people weren't Communists, Marxists, or Socialists; they were just hungry people tired of getting fucked over by a few greedy bastards. The end.

Anonymous said...

Well here in America and across the globe we all have the opportunity to become rich and make lots of money and make a better life for themselves whether your born in poverty or not. These people who work hard and build businesses and give jobs to those poor who choose to have babies they cannot afford and not get an education and job opportunities are limited because of their limited minds. These poor hungry people are really parasites who live off others and want us to give them all we worked for so they can have the same but not have to work for anything. So if you cut off these rich peoples heads where will these parasites suck the blood out of others who have if they don't have any more. They need to stop having babies they cannot afford that the rest of us all pay for dearly, they are starving themselves and the world and they should be accountable for the resources they drain from the rest of us rich and middle class. Have you noticed around the world where there is socialism and communism that there are the rich and the poor and no in between. So that scenario you portrayed is all these third world countries that are leaving their socialist countries to have babies and drain America. They move from country to country to take what ever they can get from the rich. They all feel they are entitled and should not have to work just redistribute from the wealthy. The hard workers of this world are tired of getting fucked over by the stupid poor who cry we want you to give us and all our babies your money. The End.

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"They need to stop having babies they cannot afford that the rest of us all pay for dearly, they are starving themselves and the world and they should be accountable for the resources they drain from the rest of us rich and middle class"

The problem is we, you and I, are not rich. And if we don't stop buying into that agenda that says, "let us job creators do what we want and let the lazy disadvantaged people rot," then soon there will be no middle class just the uber rich and the poor.

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I guess you are one of those poor crying Liberal idiots that never really get it, don't you understand that we are all job creators and have the opportunity to create any job we want to employ others or make it on our own and not getting hand outs. Unfortunately there will always be the lazy asses that thrive on others and take take take instead of giving to the world. The rich give plenty to charity and yes taxes. If you want them to pay more then expect to pay more for the goods they produce. Job creators do not do what they want, they make things that people want, without them you will have nothing which is what communism and socialism gives you. Yes they may take from the rich and redistribute but then the only one who is rich now is the Government and believe me they will not give you anything once they own it all. Wait til Obama care goes really into affect, your eyes will pop when you have to pay 10x the taxes you do now just to give these poor baby making parasites their fair share. We have the best health care in the world compared to the socialist health care plan. Yes there will always be the percentage that do not have care and the same will be true when Obama care takes over. People come from all over the world for our health care but now students are dropping out of medical schools because they know when the Government takes over they will never make the money they can now and research and development will be strangled. America is the best nation in the world, yes there are some faults but there is no nation that can please everyone, but we come close that is why people flock here. If we become another socialistic country like the United Nations wants us to be as they say "America needs to follow and not lead anymore". then we might as well give in to the United Nations and give them all our wealth to redistribute to the rest of the world and let America become a pussy whipped nation led by socialist communist marxist do-gooders so every body can have something and nobody has anything except the Government who will now be the super rich. That is the real goal you non Americans, like Bill Maher and Rob Reiner. Are you giving your wealth to Obama or do just want the rest of us to give it to him and you keep yours. If it wasn't for this free society or used to be, you would not have become an actor or had the freedom to make your wealth because the Government would be running it instead of a free enterprise and you would be a poor blubbering idiot rioting to over throw their dictator saying i worked hard for it why should i give it to you. Only then will you appreciate the opportunities in a free Republic not a socialistic democratic society.

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