Friday, October 20, 2012
QUOTES FROM “REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER”
are quotables from “Real Time with Bill Maher” for Friday, October 20,
2012. “Real Time with Bill Maher” airs Fridays at 10:00PM ET (10:00PM
PT, tape delayed) on HBO, with additional replays throughout the week on
HBO and HBO 2.
This week’s format was a little different. Frist off, there were two debaters.
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue regarding the second Presidential candidate debate
said he had binders of women made up. But first of all, who else keeps
binders of women? Serial killers. Every serial killer movie, the cops
bust into the serial killer’s lair and what do they find? Binders of
women…and then they open the freezer and a head falls out.
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue regarding Romnye’s gaffe
Mormons had good news today. Billy Graham, who is 112, has taken
Mormonism off his website’s list of cults. This is typical of Christian
right’s stance on Mitt Romeny. They still believe he will go to Hell for
all eternity but in this life, they’d like a tax cut.
- Bill Maher in his opening monologue
are rights that are held in fifty other nations around the world. Even
really progressive countries like Russia and China have mandatory
- Gary Hirshberg on Prop 37
We don’t have elections anymore, we have sales.
- Gary Hirshberg on elections
doesn’t matter who said what after those people died. What matters is
why wasn’t there enough protection on September 11, 2012?
- Boris Epshetyn on the attack on the US Embassy in Libya
That is what Mitt Romney represents. He is a kinder, gentler version of Gordon Gekko.
- Matt Taibbi
Most of the people who will be disenfranchised are black, Latino, young people; basically anyone that can dance.
- Bill Maher on voter fraud laws
This week's guests were Gary Hirshberg, Goldie Taylor, John Fund, Boris Epshetyn and Matt Taibbi.