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QUOTES FROM “REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER" Oct. 19, 2012

Friday, October 20, 2012

QUOTES FROM “REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER”

Following are quotables from “Real Time with Bill Maher” for Friday, October 20, 2012.  “Real Time with Bill Maher” airs Fridays at 10:00PM ET (10:00PM PT, tape delayed) on HBO, with additional replays throughout the week on HBO and HBO 2.

This week’s format was a little different. Frist off, there were two debaters.
-        Bill Maher in his opening monologue regarding the second Presidential candidate debate

He said he had binders of women made up. But first of all, who else keeps binders of women? Serial killers. Every serial killer movie, the cops bust into the serial killer’s lair and what do they find? Binders of women…and then they open the freezer and a head falls out.
-        Bill Maher in his opening monologue regarding Romnye’s gaffe

The Mormons had good news today. Billy Graham, who is 112, has taken Mormonism off his website’s list of cults. This is typical of Christian right’s stance on Mitt Romeny. They still believe he will go to Hell for all eternity but in this life, they’d like a tax cut.
-         Bill Maher in his opening monologue

These are rights that are held in fifty other nations around the world. Even really progressive countries like Russia and China have mandatory labeling.
-        Gary Hirshberg on Prop 37

We don’t have elections anymore, we have sales.
-        Gary Hirshberg on elections

It doesn’t matter who said what after those people died. What matters is why wasn’t there enough protection on September 11, 2012?
-        Boris Epshetyn on the attack on the US Embassy in Libya

That is what Mitt Romney represents. He is a kinder, gentler version of Gordon Gekko.
-        Matt Taibbi

Most of the people who will be disenfranchised are black, Latino, young people; basically anyone that can dance.
-        Bill Maher on voter fraud laws

This week's guests were Gary Hirshberg, Goldie Taylor, John Fund, Boris Epshetyn and Matt Taibbi.

38 comments:

the hanged man said...

Hey Bill, actually, there is someone other than serial killers who keep notebooks of women -- polygamists! At least, they did in Big Love -- it was called the Joy Book, and it had pictures of young girls for all the old guys to shop for new wives.

Mark Richards said...

I am a huge fan of the show and I watch it on TV, with my laptop beside me. I have a personal video recorder which enables me to pause the show in real time and then do any fact-checking - or look up issues, references to current events, people or ideas that I have not heard of previously on the laptop. I research guests in real time and have read a few of their books to learn more as a follow-up. I have also started watching Fareed Zakaria GPS thanks to you and watch four of the main Sunday morning political programs every week. - With the utmost respect - some friendly, honest feedback re: This past Friday's show - I don't feel the chemistry was there with this particular combination of guests. The shouting and cross-talk got so loud with so little actual information that it sounded like The McLaughlin Group. On the other hand, the previous week with Ben Affleck and the climatologist was excellent. - I am a 58-year-old school teacher from Montreal, Quebec and I would like to thank you for the work you do. I honestly look forward to the show every week - Sincerely Mark Richards

Anonymous said...

Bill,

I would like to clear some things up on the GMO debate, there were a few incorrect statements made. When these incorrect "facts" are made on Real Time it makes the show look like the counterpart to the BS on FOX. I would like to have a few minutes of your time through e-mail if you will give me the opportunity.

pat5577@aol.com

manuremaven said...

Bill you showed the Scott VanDuzer bear hug on your show again this week. You did at least mention his name this time, but you missed something so important about Scott. He has a 501 C-3, the Van Duzer Foundation, and you can be pretty sure that when someone in our town is in terrible need he will put on a fund raiser for them, and the pizza is always free.

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Anonymous said...

Please, Bill, please, please rethink your format for your Friday shows. All of my friends and my husband and I watch your show weekly and usually love it. But this week it reached the nadir. Why do you have to have these arrogant guests, these right wing bubble people. They shout and bully and nothing positive is ever accomplished. Why can't you just have progressives who will be interested in moving this country forward?
We love you and thank you for your service.

Anonymous said...

Bill, I agree with your 7th commenter here.

Allowing right wing bloviators onto your show, who then dictate the entire conversation by spewing skewed facts and talking louder is a waste of time.

When a Republican oaf like Boris Epshteyn can literally blurt out a lie, and then you or Goldie take the bait by arguing with him, you are wasting your time.

The moment you say something true, they respond with a subject-changing lie. You follow them. You let them lead you around. You were in zero control of your guests.

When dealing with liars like Boris, you have to play their game. When he says Obama isn't transparent enough, you don't acknowledge anything he said - you respond with "Romney is the least transparent candidate in 50 years." You have to make them defend their positions, and not allow them to do that to you.

You got pushed around on your own show, dude. It was fucking awful. And then you said it was "fun," but it was not fun. It was embarrassing. You're smarter than that 3-piece suited fuck - prove it.

Matt G. in Chicago

Anonymous said...

Bill, I agree with your 7th commenter here.

Allowing right wing bloviators onto your show, who then dictate the entire conversation by spewing skewed facts and talking louder is a waste of time.

When a Republican oaf like Boris Epshteyn can literally blurt out a lie, and then you or Goldie take the bait by arguing with him, you are wasting your time.

The moment you say something true, they respond with a subject-changing lie. You follow them. You let them lead you around. You were in zero control of your guests.

When dealing with liars like Boris, you have to play their game. When he says Obama isn't transparent enough, you don't acknowledge anything he said - you respond with "Romney is the least transparent candidate in 50 years." You have to make them defend their positions, and not allow them to do that to you.

You got pushed around on your own show, dude. It was fucking awful. And then you said it was "fun," but it was not fun. It was embarrassing. You're smarter than that 3-piece suited fuck - prove it.

Matt G. in Chicago

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Anonymous said...

Obama's reelection campaign is geared to three groups, the clueless, entitlement addicts and racists.

http://www.newswithviews.com/Marcus/lloyd245.htm

Anonymous said...


Sherrod Brown's daughter works for the SEIU-probably as a community organizer getting out the ILLEGAL VOTE-dead people, illegals, voters voting in more than one state

Sherrod Brown lives in Avon, OH

If you try, you can find his address and bring him a house warming present around the holidays.


So even Cokie Roberts is willing to join in this intellectual abuse of women. The SEIU, I mean, these people are panicked. They just sent a tweet out, the Service Employees International Union: "Romney's War on Women game plan: If he can't make birth control illegal, he's gonna make it unaffordable." He can't! A, Romney's not gonna have anything to say about birth control, and, B, he doesn't care. He said so in a debate. Contraception is a state thing if it's a discussion at all.

Anonymous said...

CNN reports that Bill Ayers, Obama Communist Advisor, Found Deade

Anonymous said...

Obama Machine Trying to Steal Ohio in Cuyahoga County - Board of Election Head to be Indicted

Obama Might Fix Election but will be removed by Military Coup

Anonymous said...

Jane Platten Arrested by Federal Marshalls for Election Fraud

Anonymous said...

Chris Matthews

You are so glad we had Sandy. I hope your mother is glad she had you-You have defended the earth, paved the way for the dumbing down of America, and poisoned many minds. He also had to tell the zombies who to vote for.

How fucking glad are you going to be when the SHTF. Nobody is going to have worry about anal sex and abortion when they are slaughtering us by the boxcar load.

We will be in front of God and let me tell you this

Not everybody will fit through the gate and God does not believe in the Everybody is a Winner and You All Get Trophies Because You are Special.

You are special alright-The world's first living still born white bastard libtard.

Anonymous said...

RFID chips

The cunt, Nancy from California, does not have to get the chip because she is exempt from ObamaMortalityMananagement. But we have to pass it so we know what is it.

I know somebody who has a lot of friends S_g, R__ger, C__t and guess what-you do not have to pass them to know what it is in them. Once you ask what is in them, you will know in a about a second. And if you did not hear the answer the first time, it will repeat it until you stop asking.

Anonymous said...

Liz Brown, daughter of Sherrod Bilderburg Brown, and Sandra Fluke met with Monica Lewinsky to learn the nuances of giving over the top Monica's.

Sandra was helping with a former President was on Obama campaign traveling road show.

Anonymous said...

Libtard abortion argument

It is my body and you cannot tell me what to do with it nor invade it. I guess I do not have this right since I am God.

You have free will, if your conscience is weak enough, you can do whatever fucking thing you want with your body.

God made us and He is the only one who can really judge us. But if I were a betting man, I would not risk it because eternity is forever. If you like the smell of rotting flesh, you will be in for a treat. Go for it. That sulphur smell and darkness and smoke and constant pain. Hell is like cancer-pancreatic cancer-it will drive you insane. Scratch all you want-it will no good, only throb and fester.

So we have this fucking libtard issue of abortion rights-Planned Parenthood, Margaret Sanger.

You talk about racist. Google Sanger and find out who she wanted to abort and sterilize. It sure was NOT the Aryan blonde haired, blue eyed. Bill and Melinda Gates are just like her-but there efforts are like nuclear contamination. So while you are thinking about your fucking vaginas they will be causing droughts and starting you to death.

They have you focused on your right to the Super Orgasm-look behind the fucking curtain and stop being like Mr. Magoo. They will chip you, fuck up your DNA, and own your soul. Eternity with them-I do not think so. Have fun you with it.

Anonymous said...

SJP Fundraiser, Looney Clooney Party, Midler's Satanistic Halloween Party


I do not want to even know what the fuck went on there. The libs donate shitloads of money and eat all kinds of exotic foods and pretend they are some temple of some false god. You accuse white guys of being out of touch-WTF.

While you are having your fucking satanic orgasisms, people's homes are floating away and their lives are being totally devastated. I think you are the ones in another totally out of touch. Red herring is the official food of the Forward Movement, and you serve it to all Americans whether they like fish or not.

The problem here is that we have avg IQs of 95 on a good day and somebody has complicated matters by lobotomizing everybody on top of it. All of them together does not make even one Rhodes scholar.

Anonymous said...

Doug Hagmann, a private investigator and true patriot whose a real man, not a demasculated venom spewer like Maher and Matthews, wrote:

“There is an ongoing attempt to inflame the passions of those who are clearly not pro-Obama. Remember, the ‘bitter-clingers’ and the gun owners. They are attempting to create a situation that would make the Christian conservatives, gun owners, and ‘Constitutionalists’ appear to be threats to our government. This was a staged event. Expect more. It’s the response they are interested in – the crackdown. Justification for implementing crackdowns.”

There kind of activity is the classic definition of false flag-for the simple liberal minded ones-Even you are fucked-coming to your neighborhood soon. Eternity is forever-get ready to enjoy that hot coal up your ass.

Anonymous said...

Some dumb bitch was commenting about Romney's underwear.

Bitch, I don't watch to know about yours-I am sure we will hear everything about your vagina. Don't worry-it is yours and it probably smells so bad nobody wants it. Everybody talks a great game, but

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