By Bill Maher
Fox News and the radio meat-puppets and the crank blogs are obsessed
with Benghazi. It could be bigger than the Fast and the Furious
scandal, and by that I mean a thimble full of flyshit no one cares about
who's not on the take.
The Obama haters want revenge for how we said Bush was asleep at the
switch for 9/11, so they're going to prove that Obama either ignored
Benghazi, or lied about it afterwards, or possibly ordered it himself.
And that's why he looked so tired in the first debate. He'd just
gotten back from Libya, where he'd been firing mortar rounds at his own
Everything -- for the next four years -- is going to be tied to
Benghazi. And if you say it isn't, that just proves you're part of the
Fuck you, Pearl Harbor and 9/11 -- the worst thing that ever happened
to America was Benghazi. Okay, second worst, after having to buy health
insurance. Here’s a tweet from Newt Gingrich a month ago:
By the way, it's wrong to say, "No one died at Watergate." Nixon
originally set up the Plumbers to fix the leaks about the Pentagon
Papers, which were about the war in Vietnam, where 50,000 Americans
Here's a tweet from Rupert Murdoch, about General Petreaus:
We're going to hear that Petraeus was set up by someone or framed, or intimidated, because he knew too much about Benghazi.
Is it true? Does it matter? Glenn Beck needs something to keep the
rubes listening. This is the new thing. It's like when Rod Stewart went