Thursday, April 7, 2011


Friday, March 11, 2011


Following are quotables from “Real Time with Bill Maher” for Friday, March 11, 2011. “Real Time with Bill Maher” airs Fridays at 10:00PM ET (10:00PM PT, tape delayed) on HBO, with additional replays throughout the week on HBO and HBO 2.

It turns out that in the Republican budget they submitted for next year, they slash funding for the agency that issues Tsunamis warnings and organizes response to the Tsunamis. In their defense, Republicans say Tsunamis are just a theory and they are not a real threat, like ACORN, the Black Panthers, NPR and math teachers in Wisconsin.

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue

Good news for Freedom Lovers, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has signed the bill sticking it to the real power brokers in our society, the teachers, janitors and bus drivers.

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue

Who would have thought that sending your kid into a dark booth with a middle aged single man, in a dress, would lead to something bad.

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue on the suspension of Philadelphia priests for sexual misconduct

Newt Gingrich’s patriotism is a little different. When he and his intern hear the National Anthem, she gets a lump in her throat.

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue regarding Newt Gingrich’s “patriotic” philandering

Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what is ruining this country.

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue

If you listen to terrorist rhetoric, what they do is they cite politics, they cite political grievances. They don’t use too much religion. When you find Muslims who reject terrorism, as most do, it often is for spiritual and religious and moral reasons. But when people want to justify it, they justify it on political reasons.

- Rep. Keith Ellison

Dana Loesch: Collective bargaining is not listed in the Constitution.

Paul Begala: Neither is having sex with your wife but it doesn’t mean that the government can tell me I can’t do it.

- Dana Loesch and Paul Begala discussing the Wisconsin teachers protests

People aren’t voting their pocketbooks, they’ve voting their culture. They’re voting how they feel about gays, about how they feel about god, they’re voting guns. They are not voting economics because they don’t see their interests bound up economically. They see it as how the world looks at them.

- Tom Davis

The government is responsible for the material welfare of the people but as we know, the government is also responsible for a certain type of education of the people. Art, and we’re talking art when it is really doing what it is supposed to be doing, teaches abstract thinking, it teaches teamwork, it teaches people to actually think about things that they cannot see, it is actually an economic engine.

- Bill T. Jones

New Rule: Philadelphia’s twenty-one accused Catholic priests should cheer up. Don’t think of it as cops breaking up your pedophile club, think of it as giving up something you love for Lent.

- Bill Maher in his “New Rules” segment

This week's guests were the Rep. Keith Ellison, Tom Davis, Dana Loesch, Paul Begala and Bill T. Jones.


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Anonymous said...

I'm not commenting on this post but more for the show. Bill constantly notes the Republican war on abortion, and seems to note that that the Republicans and Tea Party members are not truly moral enough for it to really be about protecting they attach so little value to it later. It is also worth noting that the wealthy have nothing to fear from overturning Roe V Wade because they're rich enough to have access anyway.

I'm just hoping Bill will think about this for a while and share with us his ideas of what the war on abortion is actually about. I have my own, but I'd like to hear his.

Dave Malosh said...


In view of your ongoing commentary regarding Donald Trump, I thought you might enjoy my appellation for him. I call him sphincterface.

Dave Malosh

Amy said...

Kudos for your comments on Islam and the burning of the Koran. Not so much on the rest, I'm sorry to say. Perhaps you feel secure in your job, even if the economy continues to tank, but there are many of us who realize that the more government spends and intervenes in the economy, the fewer jobs will be available for the rest of us.

As for the top 1% etc., check out Bill Whittle's video showing that, even if you confiscated the total wealth of the top American earners, you could pay only a fraction of this year's $3.7 trillion budget. And then what would be left to confiscate next year?

Anyway, I'll stop now, because you were so good on the Islam issue. I guess that's why the rest disappointed me so much.

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Anonymous said...

why cant we call it what it really is bill? its a goddamn holy war, started by men who have absolutely no religious conviction other than to say that "god" is on our side!"they" have 1000 % more conviction! i dont understand it, but they do! until we can convince them that allah/jesus/bhuda/hari karishna/ doesnt actually exist, then we are doomed to this endless bullshit!when are the people going to wake up and realize that they are praying to the rich? why do they think wrote the bible? it was a document meant to keep the masses in line!

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

but if you live your life by the "golden rule", then all else should fall into place! do unto others as you would have done unto you get it people?

Anonymous said...

is your god a hateful god? would he strike me down if i didnt know his name? why do we have to fight about something that we really dont know about? if He exists, i'm pretty sure that He would not approve of the things that we do to eachother! we should live in this world together! the USA is making a huge mistake by making wars that they dont understand! in the name of all that is good, i ask you to forgive the people of this nation! our representatives do not speak for us!they can all take a long walk off of a short cliff!

Anonymous said...

GlobalStrike 2011

Anonymous said...

If it is true that the USA has dropped bombs made with depleted uranium in Iraq & Libya , then it is not muslims that you should be criticizing but the duplicitous & hypocritical governments of Europe & North America ...

Anonymous said...

"merciless revisionism"

the girl from brooklyn said...

dear bill,
love your show. i appreciate your calling out those who would destroy our county for greed. someone has to. i do everyday also but doing so in raleigh nc it is not appreciated(i am formerly from brooklyn ny) i' m a lifetime student of history. it shows me that all great countries and civilizations fall to greed and forgetting their humanity. there is enough on this earth for all.
one thing that would make my viewing more enjoyable would be if you were fair to the catholic church.. i am in full agreement that those guilty should go to jail. i went to catholic school for 16 years and have been gravely diaappointed in the leaders of the church. as a child of the '60's i had a jaundiced view of it also. still don't trust anybody period(advice from my father.a good irishman.) now i know you might be smirking at me but you need to read the New York Time of april 11 page A11. to be fair you should consult the author Mathew Kelly("Rediscovering Catholicism") and reaad his blog about all the good the catholic church does, inspite of it's short comings. please give the devil it's due as well as pointing out it's short comings. that's fair.
keep up the good work, telling the truth,another thing my father told me.also the humor.
sincerely, peggy kearney

Anonymous said...

Ayn Rand called people like Alan Greenspan and Hank Paulson looters; in fact, far worse than moochers. Greenspan and Paulson claim to appreciate Ayn Rand; obviously they are full of shit.

Ayn Rand believed that people should keep the profits of their own work, not slave for looters, or be required to beg for what is rightly theirs.

Bill had Leonard Peikoff on & discussed his book, The Ominous Parallels. You know, how we are then poised on the brink of tipping like the Weimar Republic.

Left & right, if you look at their motives their actions make sense. Don't listen to what they say, watch what they do. We can all now see plainly who benefitted from 9/11. Its pinata time!

Sam Lowry said...

Between the corexit, radiation and failure of deregulation, it makes absolutely no sense to shut down the EPA. Unless they want to kill people and force a civil war, in order to throw out the Constitution and replace it with a despotic statist system. Baaa, baa, baa.

Anonymous said...

I bet Sarah Palin can see the glow of the Fukushima reactors from her house. Run Sarah, run! The EPA can't save you now!

Mandy said...

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Anonymous said...

Anarchy Is Love

Dan Gibbons said...

Mr. Maher,

I am a super fan, surprisingly disappointed with your level of analysis and discourse about the USFG budget and issues therein. Projections about ~$5B raise for the Pentagon as well as the "savings" by the President's budget is factually incorrect. Expert economic calculations may disagree with your estimation to a significant degree. My stark recommendation is for your panel, and especially yourself, to attend any macroeconomics introductory course. As much as failed-Governor Palin needs an introductory 20th Century Political Science Course, your level of analysis of Economics (capital 'e') requires a similar upgrade. Bill, you are formidable--minus budget, economics, and your show's analysis therein. I wish accurate, "real", numbers during your powerful television show. Keep up your important work. Accuracy is something to be valued. Especially when the clowns have to fight over the Parsley.
Cheers, Dan G. (Denver, CO USA).

Anonymous said...

For those of you who so eloquently advocate that punishing muslim fundamentalists is somehow acceptable because somehow it will engender a more homogeneous world ethic , I would suggest that you reread Anthony Burgess', A Clockwork Orange .

WTF? said...

"For those of you who so eloquently advocate that punishing muslim fundamentalists is somehow acceptable"

Who said anything about punishing Muslim fundamentalists?

And what in the fuck happened to this site?

Is it ALL Twitter's fault, or has it been left alone, so it can go to seed?

Anonymous said...

Well come back zen. I don't know who that fruit loop is.

Anonymous said...

"muslim fundamentalist... A Clockwork Orange".
Exactly. Thats like christians calling scientology brainwashing...

I Love Whistleblowers said...

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Anonymous said...

"Will trade mean green for 2 tickets to Bill Maher in Asheville"

sforst said...

You are falling for a completely false premise on what government debt is. I believe you to be an intellectually honest person with a true passion for truth. Please find a way to get Jamie Galbraith on your show and spend some time with him learning about government debt. It will completely change the way you look at the whole debate.

I stole this quote ...The debt hawks are to economics as the creationists are to biology. Those, who do not understand Monetary Sovereignty, do not understand economics. If you understand the following, simple statement, you are ahead of most economists, politicians and media writers in America: Our government, being Monetarily Sovereign, has the unlimited ability to create the dollars to pay its bills.

Anonymous said...

c'mon man.. have some people on the show that have:
a. an understanding of what is REALLY happening, and that will get IN YOUR FACE.
b. a view other than that of your Masters'
c. someone who isn't on the payroll

get a frickin life Bill... you have the power to bust this shit scam wide open, but I bet you just love your millions in the bank and your cozy humble life... pretty frickin sad. Had alot of respect for you, like you had balls. Now, all I see is you've got every other drone. bummer.

Zen Not So Grouchy said...

"Well come back zen. I don't know who that fruit loop is."

I post 3 sentences out of the blue and you got my number?!

YOU is good!

...Oh yeah, and what the fuck is up with me not being able to log in with my old i.d.?

Anonymous said...

If you're concerned about the dumbing down of Americans, you really need to read Anatomy of an Epidemic by Robert Whitaker. He examines the research on psch meds and what they are doing to our brains.

Anonymous said...

OMFG, President Obama paid his taxes! Class traitor! NOOOOOOOoooooooo

Helbert Cardoso said...


I'm Brazilian 34 years and we here in South America like its irreverent jokes and sarcastic with the Republicans. We pray with all our strength with the intention that Sara Palin, Donald Trump, Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee did not win nor to the cemetery sexton. Congratulations for your program and his film, took the veil of ignorance of humanity behind.

Anonymous said...

Easter, Lent, then Passover, and now its 420.
Happy 4:20, every day.

Anonymous said...

April Fools!

Tor Hershman said...

...and then there's...
POPE GUY The Pontiff Man

He's Pope to the finish 'cause he eats his savior.....

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Anonymous said...

Hi Bill

itunes asks who we would like you to have on. Requires faciabook account to post... so, here's my short list

Michael Tsarion
Alvin / Heidi Toffler
Ray Kurweil
Julian Assange
Pat Condell

Tsarion "Age of Manipulation" skewers lots of sacred pigs here:

Greg Rideout said...

I wrote about Bill Maher's visit to Raleigh in a letter on my blog here it is:

Jennifer O'Donnell said...

We are excited to have Bill Maher coming to Jacksonville Florida at the end of May! I would like to personally invite him to visit Chamblin's Uptown Bookstore just around the corner from the Florida Theatre and check out TESTAMENT by Jean Meslier, GOOD SENSE by Henri D'Holbach, AGE OF REASON by Thomas Paine just for starters....the city's libraries don't even carry these books!

Looking forward to the show!

Ed Willers said...

To Bill Maher
If you are interested the short course in Ayn Rand is the 1st side of the album 2112 by Rush. The quality, the intensity and the message are an homage to Ayn Rand. Side 2 rocks too. The lyrics are in the sleeve. Crank it!

Reginald said...

Bill I think you are brilliant enough to be president, but you have one blind spot about 911 that these links will cure if you will take time to thoroughly study them. Please don't remain ignorant on this matter. You are much too smart for that. Here are the links stating the facts. Please view them.

Sana said...

Religion isn't the enemy. Whenever there is human involvement in anything we have to account for the error (this does not include divinity). As in most science based disciplines; almost all experimentation and conclusions are formulated with taking human error into account. In Science, we have to not only account for error but also have to find ways in reducing it.

The problem with religion is that it tends to get mixed up in politics even though it should be a separate entity. However, this is not the case, especially in the so called "islamic" republics of the world. Personally, I feel that these countries, especially their rulers are far from being muslims.

I do realize that in todays world islam has been linked (this is an understatement) to terrorism however, the religion of "peace" does not teach such. What people do not understand is that 50% of the muslim population do not speak or are unable to read arabic therefore they have to rely on clerics to interpret the Quran for them (which often is biased or skewed).

The terrorist, fundamentalist and extremist groups use Islam as a scapegoat for their personal agendas. I do realize that i am not stating a new idea however, this is a very overlooked concept. They use texts, paraphrase and misinterpret Quranic scripture. These manipulations often are biased and used to further ones agenda/point of view.

The point of the Quran is/was to read the text and then establish what it mean to you (and only you for there is no one that comes between you and "God"). What most people forget about the Quran is that it was complied in a time and for a people of a nomadic background who did not have very high moral standards that went beyond trade and financial success, comparable to modern day "wall street."

I understand Bill you dislike all organized religion, but this also makes you a biased party. When you go into something with a restricted point of view you end up finding what you are looking for.

I love your show. I am a very big fan and enjoy your commentary and comedic exploration of the "current events." But am offended with your perspective on religion, especially Islam. I was wondering if you have actually read the Quran???

I am in the hope that you might just tone down your biases towards religion, or at least show a little bit more respect towards religion for the sake of your viewers who choose to practice. I am not looking for your approval but would prefer it if i didn't have to hear such comments as "Islam teaches people to blow up other people."

LOVE Real Time :0)

Anonymous said...

"...Here are the links stating the facts. Please view them."

Know why we don't hear much about these "facts" anymore?

It's not because the brains behind 9/11 are winning in their cover-up...

It's because you ignorant mother fuckers are probably dying in droves from your own stupidity.

You crazy jizz buckets make the birthers look credible!

Anonymous said...

I understand Bill you dislike all organized religion, but this also makes you a biased party."

Oh... so if you're against flaming mental disorders, you're biased when it comes to dealing with demented religious douche bags such as yourself, and should have no opinion?

Peabody said...

Thats an excellent inditement of the epic fail of nanny statism in practice. Islam = ignorance? You better lobby harder for Sharia, thats not going to stand up as justification for murder in any court in the west. We got over slavery; I see that you have not. Check your book. Go one further, check the little green book too. I suggest you don't buy any meat from the muslims in the next village over...
In fact, we have been and are continuously at war against ignorance. I see you like our Internet. If you put down your Quran and study science you too can have one just like it. You could buy one from us but Allah doesn't know how it works, and - surprise! Skilled labor don't perform at all as slaves.
Every pissant dictator on the planet tells his slaves its America's fault, and whines for money from American tax payers. Recent events in North Africa and Arabia indicate that the slaves have figured out the church-state scam. Note the alarming increase in Islamic violence throughout Africa. You might have to go there, I haven't seen it in the hive propaganda yet. Peace? This is deliberate attempting to suppress & maintain control. Islam is going down.
Free your slaves or else.

Wally said...

Here's info people might like to know.It's on Wikipedia for Ayn Rand.Her family had a successful pharmacy in pre-revolution Russia, then that was taken by the Bolsheviks,so she's naturally peeved about that, and anti-communist.Then her doctor prescribes amphetamine, which she uses for many years.So you get this revengeful woman on speed. Psychological side effects of speed include self-confidence, aggression, and excessive feelings of power and superiority.Guess it's no wonder the book contains the word Atlas.Now you have some people in power who think she hung the moon; Ron and Rand Paul among them, if I'm not mistaken, and I like Ron Paul.Please have Ron Paul and/or Gary Johnson on your show, Bil.Your show is the most entertaining hour on television.

Anonymous said...

OK, so Obama put his long form birth certificate out there as a proof topping to the already existing mountain of evidence that he was born in Hawaii. This while over 40% of the Republican'ts believe he was born in Africa...

...who wants to bet even money this still won't shut up those stupid motherfucking birthers?

How god damned dog shit eating stupid, do you have to be to not accept facts.

OK, I wonder now, is it flat out ignorance, or is it blind rage over a "nigger" being in the White House?

Anonymous said...

Way to go Bill!

Before there were only 7 words you couldn't say on TV!

Anonymous said...

show a little bit more respect towards religion
When criminal sadistic bloodsucking fucking killer religions become respectful. Call me, I have a stairway to heaven I know you're going to love.

Anonymous said...

Well Bill what do you think of Obama now? I knew he was a liar from the get go. There is no way he could have pulled the troups out because of the UN agreement of how we would take them out in stages, he knew that, he gave false hope to Americans. He didn't really suppor gays either, he only said that government shouldn't be involved in the marriage/religion decision making about marriage, but he personally is against gays. He also promised helathcare. I am dying from severe diabetes that I cannot get healthcare for unless I want to fork out 1500 a month because it's a preexisting disease and I am a self employeed realtor. No one did more to put Obama in office than you so how are you feeling about him now? He completly tricked America into thinking he was going to change things and he hasn't changed anything, infact he's followed in Bush's footsteps even going into Lybia. Are you going to help this man get elected again? Lisa

Anonymous said...

If you are dying of diabetes, die well. Hunter Thompson left a touching suicide note but he missed his chance to take key traitors with him. I'm hoping Gore Vidal will show more class and make a better exit.
I never trusted the bankers' promise of a successful retirement in the next world, I'm American: I already had my 17 virgins. There were at least 17 I would do again...
OBOHICA is just a CFR tool and the USA is not the police force of the world, whose first act is to chain America to fund one world government. Aim high.

Anonymous said...

Remember Obama said he would uphold the Constitution? He lied.

Obama Birth Certificate Faked In Adobe Illustrator - Official Proof

Anonymous said...

Bill Maher, meet Data. Its a comedian robot (TED 1/21/11):

You may be relegated to a future as a comedy consultant...

Sana said...

Well obviously being born and raised/educated in the U.S. isn't enough to make you an educated American. however, stereotyping all muslims as violent definitely proves that you are educated, and a world traveller (I think not).

We are all entitled to our opinions however, stomping on another persons civil liberties is unconstitutional (including disrespecting another person choice and right to religious freedom).

Look within before you consider yourself democratic or judge another person or religion or whatever it is that you hold violent opinions against (for this does not make you any better than those that you oppose).

Knowledge and being open-minded are key to peace and harmony in the world.

Anonymous said...

Knowledge will always rule ignorance. James Madison

I'm not educated. I crawled up from the street. A thousand thousand slimy things lived on and so did I.

The power brokers concluded the Russia experiement and set you up to play the new enemy, to keep the slaves rowing. Blame the Rothchilds for picking on your people, I don't play us & them and I had nothing to do with it. You really need to check your premises because they are playing you. Its not a game, its real.

Anonymous said...

...being born and raised/educated in the U.S. isn't enough to make you an educated American...
...and this from someone whose family is 50% illiterate, yet claims superior virtue. Open mind, my ass.

Sana said...

Mr. Blair, 50% illiterate? I come from a family of extremely educated and professional people (including myself). But I do not need to prove this is anyone.

No irrational opinion will change my belief of equality for all, no matter what they believe in, whether I agree or disagree, no matter age, race, gender or sexual orientation. We as Americans, as humans are all entitled to equality.

Do no feel superior or above anyone.

Anonymous said...

Mom? Is that you? I want to come home.

Sana said...

The truth is you wanted moderate muslims to denounce terrorism and be out about it... when we do you tell us we are full of shit. So make up your mind.

Honestly you don't want us to denounce terrorism, you want us to denounce Islam.

I will forever denounce all forms of violence but never can you take away my Belief in God and equality!!!

Equality is not a choice nor is it earned. It is something you are born with. I don't care what you believe in (or don't believe in), who you sleep with, what you wear or what language you choose to speak; we were all created equal, a life is a life! So don't tell me just because I choose to call the same God by a different name, I am unworthy. "One nation under God, indivisible with liberty and justice for all."

Allah said...

"Honestly you don't want us to denounce terrorism, you want us to denounce Islam."

Yes... that's it precisely!

Bill Maher wants you to denounce your religion, and he is correct!

...umm, on second thought, maybe you should keep the religion, and give up shit eating stupidity?

Sana said...

Hahaha :0) I was talking in general... not Bill Maher... I am a big fan of Mr. Maher. My comment was in reference to the individuals who commented on my previous comments buddy.

Oy Vey all these angry and violent tones... take it down a notch.

Peace, love, and harmony <3

Sweet Baby Jesus said...

"My comment was in reference to the individuals who commented on my previous comments buddy."

I'm not your buddy, ya' preachy a-hole.

Religion is a major problem in this world. If you don't understand this, you're a religious idiot for at least 2 reasons, right there.

If you believe we are all equal and have been so since birth, you're either a child or a dumb fuck.

Yo' Momma! said...

When Clinton went after bin Laden, the Republicunts accused him of "Wagging the Dog."

Bush was warned and did nothing, then played stupid after the fact...

...aggravating the situation by declaring a crusade against Islam.

Bush finally declared bin Laden "irrelevant" after it was obvious he would never kill him...

...stupid ass hole looking for him, AL Qaeda and the Taliban in Iraq... the stupid motherfucking, dog feltching piece of shit.

Oh, but Obama gets in there and the god damned nigger has to prove he's a U.S. citizen?

Fuck you tea bagging, right wing pieces of rat shit!

Anonymous said...

This man (Jones let us call him) has always desired the divinely ordinary things; he has married for love,
he has chosen or built a small house that fits like a coat; he is ready to be a great grandfather and a local god.
And just as he is moving in, something goes wrong.
Some tyranny, personal or political, suddenly debars him from the home; and he has to take his meals in the front garden. A passing philosopher (who is also, by a mere coincidence, the man
who turned him out) pauses, and leaning elegantly on the railings, explains to him that he is now living that bold life upon the bounty of nature which will be the life of the sublime future.
He finds life in the front garden more bold than bountiful, and has to move into mean lodgings in the next spring. The philosopher (who turned him out), happening to call at these lodgings,
with the probable intention of raising the rent, stops to explain to him that he is now in the real life of mercantile endeavor; the economic struggle between him and the landlady is the only thing
out of which, in the sublime future, the wealth of nations can come. He is defeated in the economic struggle, and goes to the workhouse. The philosopher who turned him out (happening at that very moment
to be inspecting the workhouse) assures him that he is now at last in that golden republic which is the goal of mankind; he is in an equal, scientific, Socialistic commonwealth, owned by the State and ruled by public officers; in fact, the commonwealth of the sublime future.
Nevertheless, there are signs that the irrational Jones still dreams at night of this old idea of having an ordinary home. He asked for so little, and he has been offered so much. He has been offered bribes of worlds and systems; he has been offered Eden and Utopia and the New Jerusalem, and he only wanted a house; and that has been refused him.
I do not propose to prove here that Socialism is a poison; it is enough if I maintain that it is a medicine and not a wine.
Gilbert Chesterton, "What's Wrong With The World" 1910

Anonymous said...

US forces kill Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan

The World According To Me said...

Hi, My husband is a big fan of yours and he thought you might get a kick out of my blog...

Keep on rocking the boat! : )

Dick Cheney said...

World According to Me,

I checked out your blog:

"My guess would be that Mr. bin Laden has been sitting pretty somewhere, courtesy of our Government. Because I also don’t believe for one minute that our Government hasn’t been able to find him in all this time. Hogwash!" conspiracy crazies never cease to amuse me.

Keep up the good work Loony Tunes!

Anonymous said...

President Obama at the White House Correspondents' Dinner 4/30/2011

Noids must concede that snuffing Bin Laden on May Day is consistent with the traditional days for human sacrifice. So either the Illuminati did him on a sacred day or the conspiracy is bullshit. Take your pick, I don't care. If Mr. Obama is really sincere about justice, he could send the Seals of Christmas Future to call on some financial criminals. You want to see more grown men cry? Results guaranteed.

The World According To Me said...

Hey Cheney,

Thanks for visiting my should have read some of my older posts, too! :)

If fact that I just don't believe everything I'm told makes me crazy, then so be it! Better crazy than being a sheep and a follower...

Anonymous said...

point goes to the noid.

Len Lee said...


You seem a bit frustrated by Obama and what what you have characterized as his lack of testicular fortitude on certain issues. I think you and other Americans need to appreciate how difficult it is to change anything in the government much less execute on that change. Ask any corporation that has tried to reengineer itself, or implement an enterprise process change. It takes months if not years, and most change initiatives do not succeed. The overhaul of entitlement programs is an amazingly huge change! These corporations don't suffer from the sick degree of dysfunction that plaques our federal government. I think Americans should have patience and appreciation for how difficult the task at hand is. I can appreciate the centerline that Obama has taken on many issues. At the end of the day he will drive policies and change strategies that are practical, not partisan and undoable. The fact that both of the extremes of the political spectrum are frustrated with Obama is great because it is a sign that he is forcing them to compromise by making the extremes appear silly and impractical. This is a great change management strategy in a political environment that is unproductive and unconstructive. This is good stuff, stuff that you and all Americans should appreciate. I do. At the end of the day our biggest problem is that our governments (federal and state) are managed by people who are not managers, hence execution on any strategy for change is doomed to fail.

Casper the Evil Ghost said...

"Noids must concede that snuffing Bin Laden on May Day is consistent with the traditional days for human sacrifice."

I don't know about the "noids" but the planners probably chose this date, in part, due to the fact that there was little light coming from the Moon to illuminate our forces...

**...fuckin' conspiracy loons**

Anonymous said...

Don't worry about Hilary becoming the virgin queen of the nwo, worry about the mongol reptilians cashing us in for borgs on 12/21/2012. Oh wait, thats the same conspiracy.
There are 9 other assholes on the FBI most wanted list who the Seals ought to dance with. Making a better world, one asshole at a time. One down.

Anonymous said...

No body? If you were president, wouldn't you want to have him stuffed & mounted? I know I would.

Johnny Skull Fuck said...

"No body? If you were president, wouldn't you want to have him stuffed & mounted? I know I would."

Lord knows I'm not a conspiracy crack pot...

...but it's fun to think the body bag they buried at sea was full of dirty laundry.

**...imagine the possibilities!**

Anonymous said...

1. He's at the Illuminati resort smoking Triptine with W, Ken Lay & Bernie Madeoff
2. His mind is being hoovered of what little is in it by ex-nazi ad men.
3. He reported back into Langley in 2002, retired, and lives next door.
Heck I saw it on TV; it must be true. XP
We are going to be dealing with this patsy cover story until the eugenics by generation cycles us out. I figure the only way the future will appreciate W is if only his descendants live to tell the story. Look what they did to the Irish. Thats right, they airbrushed that genocide out of the hive mind. You're living in a dream world, Neo.

Anonymous said...

The newest drink on Coronado island for those Navy seals..
The Bin Laden:
Two shots and a splash of water...

Anonymous said...

"Be the change that you want to see in the world." -Mohandas Gandhi, patron saint of lawyers.

Anonymous said...

Victor Von Fronkensteen III said...

Yes, we must work harder on SkyNet. Give, my, creature, LIFE!!!

Anonymous said...


I was wondering what you think about bringing troops home. we currently have a huge unemployment problem in the country. what will al of the troop that are rotatede back into society do for a living?

Anonymous said...

1. guard the border against illegal aliens and foreign agents
2. locate and deport the 30 million illegals who have do not pay income tax and have taken the remaining low skill jobs from our no longer upwardly mobile citizens
Of course the CFR and other moles won't allow this, so we're on our own. Fuck The Corporation.

Hassan Pasha said...

Amnesty: The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

Anonymous said...

Tonight I watched the 5/6/11 episode , I thought it was brilliant, specially when in the end you rounded it up so perfect. I right away went to youtube to post the end of the show on my FB site, I got in, and the last postings you have is in March?????? who the hell is your agent , manager and web associate, because, they all are reliable of you, They ar giving you such a poor representation. Bill ,you talk about the news 5 days a week. What the heck does Jimmy Kimmel do? Jimmy have all his shows on the tube , but your not.
M......and if you don't answer I know You never got this POST because the web reeeder is also in on it and if she's not You are now holing this letter in you hand and you need to change the people around you with new fresh blood
xo maln

Anonymous said...

If you crave & frequently eat the flesh of animal corpses, you may be a zombie.

Anonymous said...

Great comment about the 21 priests in Philly.

Anonymous said...

Why can't we see the pictures of what hit the pentagon on 911. The FBI gathered recordings from numerous cameras shortly after the mussel hit. Also why did building 7 collapse? No plane hit it. Check this link.

Anonymous said...

IMF head Strauss-Kahn charged with attempted rape
From the story he did not just attempt it, and they can add attempted kidnapping. Will this be swept under the rug? Diplomatic immunity?

Anonymous said...

The maid couldn't outrun that? Set up like a bowling pin.

Anonymous said...

There may not be an eye in wee, but there is harm in big pharma.

Atheism said...
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Atheism said...

We'd like to discuss our project of an "Atheist TV channel". How can I contact you?
atheismtv at gmail dot com

H.R. 1540 said...

“The middle class, white people and associated forces still pose a grave threat to U.S. national security,” the bill says. “The Authorization for Use of Military Force necessarily includes the authority to address the continuing and evolving threat posed by these groups.”

Al 'The Plumber' Einstein said...

Why do you write to me "God should punish the English"? I have no close connection to either one or the other. I see only with deep regret that God punishes so many of His children for their numerous stupidities, for which only He Himself can be held responsible; in my opinion, only His nonexistence could excuse Him.

david said...

Speaking about Kent State May 4 1970 ... what ever happened to the woman student kneeling over the dead body of a Kent State student who was murdered by the Ohio National Guard? Can you get her on the show?

by Eric W Dolan said...

May 16 2011
An Alabama police officer allegedly hospitalized an elderly man who called 911 to report an accident across the street from his house while his wife watched the entire beating from her wheelchair.

The Courthouse News Service reported that 84-year-old Dorsey Henderson of Fairhope, Alabama called 911 after investigating the car accident and discovering that the driver of the vehicle was severely intoxicated.

Henderson told the driver of the car he was under citizens arrest and needed to wait near his car until police arrived.

When Officer Trent Scott arrived on the scene, Henderson attempted to inform him of the driver's belligerent behavior and that the driver had been placed under citizens arrest. The officer allegedly told Henderson there was "no such thing as citizen's arrest in Alabama," and to "get out of the way, old man."

After Henderson tried to explain that he was only trying to help, Officer Scott placed him in an arm bar and slammed him face first into the ground, breaking his nose and eyeglasses. Henderson's wife, Dorris, watched from a wheelchair at the front window of her house, telling a 911 dispatcher that the officer was "beating the hell out of my husband."

At no point did Scott place Henderson under arrest or charge him with any crime, but kept Henderson handcuffed in the backseat of his police cruiser.

Roughly ten minutes later, Scott sent an ambulance that had arrived away, telling the paramedics that the elderly man "doesn't need an ambulance."

A superior office who later arrived on the scene ordered the ambulance to return and Henderson was taken to the hospital, where he doctors said he suffered a broken nose, multiple contusions and a torn rotator cuff.

As of May 16, 2011, Scott was still employed by the Fairhope Police Department.

Hussein Pasha said...

Why don't you have Peter Fonda on? He's got something he wants to say... its fucking good too.

Anonymous said...

DOJ plan to arrest state licensers, tax dispensaries could doom medical marijuana industry

What the fuck happened to liberty, of for & by the people?

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Shawshank.

Anonymous said...

The truth: agent Geronimosama clubbed to death by Seals

Anonymous said...

So the world didn't end AND because I'm stuck in a cheap-assed hotel room near Cedar Point in Ohio with a whopping 9 channels I'm forced to hear a Sara Palin interview. Can someone tell me just WHY in the hell the interviewer on Fox keeps calling her "governor" when the dumb-ass quit halfway through her term????

Anonymous said...

Why would the Republicans want to replace Obama? He's given them everything they would steal for themselves, plus immunity. If they put a Republican in they have to own the state of things. They are properly paid off pigs, they aren't going to put up a serious candidate.

Anonymous said...

New Rule: If you accumulate over $500 million in personal wealth through business success, including lawsuits, you must retire.

Tony Trollope said...

To be Quaestor that he might be Aedile, Aedile that he might be Praetor and Consul, and Praetor and Consul that he might rob a province--pillage Sicily, Spain, or Asia, and then at last come back a rich man, rich enough to cope with all his creditors, and to bribe the judges should he be accused for his misdeeds--these were the usual steps to take by enterprising Romans toward power, wealth, and enjoyment. But it will be observed, in this sequence of circumstances, the robbery of the province was essential to success. This was sometimes done after so magnificent a fashion as to have become an immortal fact in history.

Tony Trollope said...

The body, as a body, was of such a nature that he found it necessary to appall them. It is thus that he begins: "Not by human wisdom, O ye judges, but by chance, and by the aid, as it were, of the gods themselves, an event has come to pass by which the hatred now felt for your order, and the infamy attached to the judgment seat, may be appeased; for an opinion has gone abroad, disgraceful to the Republic, full of danger to yourselves—which is in the mouths of all men not only here in Rome but through all nations—that by these courts as they are now constituted, a man, if he be only rich enough, will never be condemned, though he be ever so guilty." What an exordium with which to begin a forensic pleading before a bench of judges composed of Prætors, Ædiles, and coming Consuls! And this at a time, too, when men's minds were still full of Sulla's power; when some were thinking that they too might be Sullas; while the idea was still strong that a few nobles ought to rule the Roman Empire for their own advantage and their own luxury! What words to address to a Metellus, a Catulus, and a Marcellus! I have brought before you such a wretch, he goes on to say, that by a just judgment upon him you can recover your favor with the people of Rome, and your credit with other nations. "This is a trial in which you, indeed, will have to judge this man who is accused, but in which also the Roman people will have to judge you. By what is done to him will be determined whether a man who is guilty, and at the same time rich, can possibly be condemned in Rome. If the matter goes amiss here, all men will declare, not that better men should be selected out of your order, which would be impossible, but that another order of citizens must be named from which to select the judges."

Anonymous said...

"No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislation's responsibility to determine how he votes." Charlie Reese
(...and the judges responsibility to determine how he votes.)

Quasimodo said...

To Bill
By ridiculing Charlie Sheen & Donald Trump you have kicked off your presidential campaign by shooting out their ankles. Aiming higher, unlike career government carrion, each of these men has earned their own fortunes producing value.
You know how hard it is to produce a blockbuster movie, Charlie has a cadre. Wall Street was fantastic, must have drawn the venom of corrupt Repiglicans & Dumbocrats alike. Platoon rocked. Did you watch Men At Work?
I seem to recall you have worked Donald's rooms...
If you & Bobo are going to smear these accomplished men, you're going to need to try harder. What's Capo Rahm the Fish been up to?

Lets take a look at Professor Obama's report card.
1. Gitmo.
2. Military spending up every year. Mmm mm mm, pork. Bloody cannibals.
3. British East India Company has their coolies building a railroad to the Afghanistan opium fields, I suppose to fund the crusade to the central Asian oil fields. Blood sacrifice of our poor uneducated huddling masses demanded, indefinitely. Just ask Sir George HW Bush, Sir George W Bush, Sir Rupert Murdoch, Sir Collin Powell and Sir Schwarzkopf.
4. Don't count on the peasants being allowed to smoke weed any time soon: the spice must flow.
5. Still in Iraq. Got snake oil?
6. Staged Egypt coup, surely a last head stomp to that region stabilizing military entity.
7. Staged Libya coup. Justification for this act of aggression was probably read off the same bloody, cum stained masonic bible that both HW and W used to invade Iraq. What was it? 3 out of 3 Bob, the enemy attacked hospitals. 2 out of 3 this has been proven to have been a lie.
8. BP. Is this what a Nobel War Is Peace Prize buys, the right to foreign occupation and wholesale rapine?
9. Dude, where's my 2.2 trillion? Throw me a friggin bone.
10. The rust belt spreads in the wake of wholesale treason, graft, espionage and nepotism. Net job creation falls far short of total immigration.

I'll hear what Sheen and Trump have to say. What have I got to lose, the way things are going I'm already totally fucked.

Anonymous said...

You need to have some "real people" on your show
Not the beltway intellectuals that are brought in
People who are out here working everyday to pay for their health care, college tuition, etc..
People who are making $250K and are considered "rich" who get no aid from anyone
People working to save for retirement in the biggest casino in the world, Wall Street
See what the pulse of the real America truly is!

Anonymous said...

Bill Gates Jr. for President! Or UN emperor, whichever is higher.
If elected, I promise to terminate the CFR puppet makers and their backers, with extreme prejudice. Rule of law my ass.

Anonymous said...

Merrill Lynch ate my retirement.

wikipedia said...

According to the Census Bureau
in 2006, "real" (adjusted for inflation) median annual household income was $50,233.00.
The real median earnings of men who worked full time, year-round climbed between 2006 and 2007, from $43,460 to $45,113 (about 3.6 time minimum wage in 2006 to 3.7 time minimum wage in 2007). For women, the corresponding increase was from $33,437 to $35,102 (2.8 and 2.9 times minimum wage respectively).
The median income per household member was $26,036 in 2006.
In 2006 1.93% of all households had annual incomes exceeding $250,000;
12.3% fell below the federal poverty threshold;
the bottom 20% earned less than $19,178;
the top 6.37% 'earned' about 1/3 of all income.

Anonymous said...

In 2006 the average price of a gallon of gas in the USA was about $2.80. Using this as a rough metric of actual inflation, today right now gas is $4.20, 150% what it was. Please note how that math is done, Senator Verres.
So to keep up with inflation Joe Schmuck would have to be earning $65,190 - 67,670.
Anyone from the IRS want to comment?

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Anonymous said...

I didn't really read the blog and I'm not a blogger at all, so I hope this isn't off point.. I'm not even sure if bill reads these.. But any way the reason I took the effort to post this is that I just wanted to thank Bill sooo much for religulous!!!! I remember being young and my parents taking me to church but I had questions! I was a history and science geek, still am, but I have to know how things work and it wasn't adding up with religion. I remember being yelled at for reading a book anout dinosaurs!!! Its pretty obvious the damn things existed!! I refused to believe that some people would go to "hell" just because of their religion!! My aunt is gay and I was furious when I heard the preacher at my grandpa's
s funeral single her out and make the a sales pitch saying that all we needed to do was go to him to be saved and put a twenty in his offering plate every week!!! I work in sales I know a sales pitch when I hear one, and a funeral ? really??? I am glad I'm not alone in questioning and I try to get others around me to do the same! I know the thought of a life without god is scary, we all want that hope and we never absolutly know, maybe a heaven is real... But for now, instead of depending on the preachings of god from a man, I'll decide to live that eternal life through my children. However I relize I will leave my bloodline in a world of chaos if society does not realize that we cant sit on our ass and wait for the rapture and then things will get better!! I hope this movie inspires more people like me to stand up and stop this corruption!!! good job bill I hope it's not too late!!!

Anonymous said...

74-year-old Mahmoud Abdel Salam Omar, a former C type asshole of a top Egyptian bank is being held on $25,000 bail on charges of allegedly locking in & sexually abusing 44-year-old maid in his room at the The Pierre Hotel in Manhattan, which is owned by Taj Hotels Resorts and Palaces of India. . This is the same dump ex-IMF chief Struss Dominique Strauss-Kahn allegedly raped the maid in. The maid was told by her female manager to keep shut about the case.
The banking crisis is beginning to make sense.

Anonymous said...

74? What do they feed these geezers at that hotel? They should call this the case of 8 lawyers milking The Mummy.

Anonymous said...

There's colors on the street
Red, white and blue
People shufflin' their feet
People sleepin' in their shoes
But there's a warnin' sign
on the road ahead
There's a lot of people sayin'
we'd be better off dead
Don't feel like Satan,
but I am to them
So I try to forget it,
any way I can.

Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world
Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world.

I see a woman in the night
With a baby in her hand
Under an old street light
Near a garbage can
Now she puts the kid away,
and she's gone to get a hit
She hates her life,
and what she's done to it
There's one more kid
that will never go to school
Never get to fall in love,
never get to be cool.

Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world
Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world.

We got a thousand points of light
For the homeless man
We got a kinder, gentler,
Machine gun hand
We got department stores
and toilet paper
Got styrofoam boxes
for the ozone layer
Got a man of the people,
says keep hope alive
Got fuel to burn,
got roads to drive.

Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world
Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world.

Phipps International-Ron Phipps said...

Bill Maher lives in a world where he can only look left. You do not preach liberalism but you want to force you views on the majority. You are the opposite of strict conservatives but being an opposite doesn't me your good, only just the flip side of the same coin.

Anonymous said...

The world is full of kings and queens,
who blind your eyes and steal your dreams.
their heaven is hell.

Anonymous said...

Why is the world giving the vicious despotic Saud tyrants a free pass when they are just paying off their victims? For the cheapest offer, must I add?

Anonymous said...

"The Republican mantra, "job killing stimulus" is an oxymoron like "military intelligence" or "jumbo shrimp". It is idiocy squared. The economy needs stimulus because stimulus IS spending...government spending. And, as we noted earlier, the economy does not care "who spends"; it merely responds to input. And the input that's needed now is more spending. Government spending will do just fine. - Michael Whitney

Anonymous said...

There's nothing here that should surprise us. We are headed into a Depression because policymakers have made another Depression unavoidable. A policy-driven Depression is different than a financial crisis. It is a matter of choice. It means that the objectives of the people who control the system are different than our own. There are those who will benefit from another severe downturn, but most of us will only needlessly suffer. - Michael Whitney

Anonymous said...

Paul Krugman on prison overcrowding & unemployment

Ayn Rand said...

The difference between a welfare state and a totalitarian state is a matter of time.

Anonymous said...

"The difference between a welfare state and a totalitarian state is a matter of time."


THX-1138 said...

OK, Zen. I was wondering where you went.
Palin would never quote Ayn Rand. First she has to wait for the movie, second Ayn Rand unswervingly and in acutely explicit detail described Palin et al. as the parasites they are. To understand Ayn Rand would cause Sarah Palin's head to implode. The other Fox blowhards already know they are immoral vermin.
I'm not playing red-blue either. Except for the spies the immigrants to america are and have always been fleeing the bankster empires our 'leaders' are now selling us out to. Despite the sellout treason, propaganda and NEA brainwashing of the royal ass kissers, real Americans have not forgotten that every prince is a parasite - by birth.
You should read more books, friend. There is a hole in the de facto censorship layer where the old books & movies are.

Anonymous said...

"Palin would never quote Ayn Rand."

Probably not on purpose...

But she would lay down the groundwork for an argument, by claiming we live in a welfare state, or that a welfare state is inevitable if the Tea Baggers don't get their way on every issue.

Soylent Green is PEOPLE! said...

Palin can't use the word welfare because by far the biggest welfare recipients in the history of the world are corporate, followed by the Bushs. She is bush league in comparison.
I will enjoy very much when the tea baggers figure it out. Postpone the gun controls until afterward.

joey brite said...

It would be nice to have a CONTACT icon, but this was the closest thing I could find to get this link to Bill Maher on June 8, 2011:

I hope Delta gets their ass kicked by your writers.

ahmed chalabi said...

The U.S. Department of Education issued the search and called in the
S.W.A.T for his wife's defaulted student loans.

Remember how Neil Bush was forgiven the 'loss' of 100 million out of Silverado Savings & Loan, and how his brother and the bought congress changed the bankruptcy laws to grind the poor?

Anonymous said...

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Federalist Papers, Farmer VII said...

...if the representation be so formed as to give one or more of the natural classes of men in the society an undue ascendency over the others, it is imperfect; the former will gradually become masters, and the latter slaves. It is the first of all among the political balances to preserve in its proper station each of these classes.
...this sentence was quoted by congress in 1774, and is as follows:--"In every society there is an effort continually tending to confer on one part the height of power and happiness, and to reduce the others to the extreme of weakness and misery; the intent of good laws is to opppose this effort, and to diffuse their influence universally and equally." Add to this Montesquieu's opinion, that "in a free state every man, who is supposed to be a free agent, ought to be concerned in his own government: therefore, the legislative should reside in the whole body of the people, or their representatives." It is extremely clear that these writers had in view the several orders of men in society, which we call aristocratical, democratical, merchantile, mechanic, &c. and perceived the efforts they are constantly, from interested and ambitious views, disposed to make to elevate themselves and oppress others. Each order must have a share in the business of legislation actually and efficiently. It is deceiving a people to tell them they are electors, and can chuse their legislators, if they cannot, in the nature of things, chuse men from among themselves, and genuinely like themselves.
...Not only the efforts of these two great parties are to be balanced, but other interests and parties also, which do not always oppress each other merely for want of power, and for fear of the consequences; though they, in fact, mutually depend on each other; yet such are their general views, that the merchants alone would never fail to make laws favourable to themselves and oppressive to the farmers, &c. the farmers alone would act on like principles; the former would tax the land, the latter the trade. The manufacturers are often disposed to contend for monopolies, buyers make every exertion to lower prices, and sellers to raise them; men who live by fees and salaries endeavour to raise them, and the part of the people who pay them, endeavour to lower them; the public creditors to augment the taxes, and the people at large to lessen them. Thus, in every period of society, and in all the transactions of men, we see parties verifying the observation made by the Marquis; and those classes which have not their centinels in the government, in proportion to what they have to gain or lose, most infallibly be ruined.

Tor Hershman said...

& now ye may hear
The REAL Lord's Prayer


Anonymous said...

I saw Bill's film Religulous. I wanted to respond to his challenge to the Jesus character in the Holy Land theme park in Florida.

Bill asked about the many pagan myths that seem to parallel the major ideas of the Gospels. He specifically mentioned Mithros, Horus, and Krishna.

While this may be true, it is irrelevant because of two things that Bill overlooks:

1. These myths were precisely myths, pure fiction. While the Gospels present the events surrounding the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus Christ as historic fact!

2. Unlike the Gospels, which are replete with profound moral and ethical teachings, these myths present no such teaching. They simply invite people to venerate the God due to the miraculous circumstances of his life, regardless of his moral example.

I recommend that Bill examine the following links from the Christian Think Tank that examine the evidence concerning the copycat myths, as they are called. These myths turn out to be mythical typical Christian prefigurations that allowed the historically truth of Christianity to rapidly disseminate throughout the pagan world. And ironically, the one culture that did not have such myths, the Jewish culture, has proved the most resistant to the Gospel message for the past 2000 years!
As a earneslty inquiring Jew, perhaps Bill will break out of this cynical mindset and give Christ a chance to bring him a life of love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. AMEN.

Michael Korn
A Jewish Believer in Jesus Christ

PS Here is a Hebrew song based on Christ's name:


Anonymous said...

"Honey, I microchipped the kids."
"No, I got a great deal: we got all you can drink beer money during the life of the study. This could go a long time. Plus I got a free phone app. We can track them from the couch."
"Well, PETA said its safe so I think its ok."
"Honey! At least now you don't have to do that surrogate mother thing. Besides, we can still sell their kidneys. No, I didn't tell Dr Gottlieb about that."

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah? My god can kick your god's ass, anytime.
My god will get you.

Anonymous said...

This isn't a free market economy, not from the first excise tax to the present. There is a very small segment that is free - if you can get into that club.
Since it worked so well for them, Sarah Palin's Bang Bus is following the Westboro Baptist example.

Anonymous said...

6/3 excellent, excellent show.

SPO101 said...

Not money but the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Overwhelming Evil exists today right in front of our faces, 24/7 but you wouldn’t know IT by listening to the broadcast news media. According to the people who control our publicly owned broadcast airwaves, the most important news they have to offer is about daily life of Sarah Palin and Anthony’s Weiner.
GOD forbide we talk about the 50 MILLION Americans struggling below the poverty level OR do an investigative report on the Corporate Crime Wave that gripped this nation during Bush/Cheney… OR how the trust fund babies are holding back capital, jobs and stalling technology to make Obama/Biden and Democrats look bad…

NOTE: (notice only Red States such as South Carolina are getting new manufacturing plants)
Ohhh Noooo, what Americans get is a steady stream of celebrity worship news and mind numbing commentary by the same silver spoon, pundits day after day. I tell you the truth _____ I’m actually STARVED for REAL NEWS. WE’VE GOT HUGE PROBLEMS TO SOLVE, right? Why are these traitors wasting our time?

I guess it hurts so bad because I’m old enough to remember a time when News anchors didn’t salivate over the sex scandal stories or celebrity fluff reports. How this Anthony Weiner thing became news is exactly what’s wrong with this nation full of shameless hypocrites. Why is this news… because Andrew Breitbart says so??? COME ON! Breitbart is the Larry Craig of 2011 calling Anthony Weiner a “nasty naughty boy”, while blowing strangers in the men’s room. If history is any indicator, Karma will be very hard on Andrew Breitbart.
Frankly, I don’t care what my leaders do in their free time as long as they do good on the job. I’m not in Anthony Weiner’s district but the man is one of a precious few in Congress that actually fights for my Progressive belief system.
We’ve lost so many to the Breitbart already… Van Jones, Shirley Sherrod, ACORN… but I’m not going to lose my Weiner to these Conservative wackos and their low grade thought processes.

We Progressives, Democrats and Liberals need to get together on this one. Not only do many on the Left NOT fight back but all of the sudden we got all these prudes on the Left who’ve been badmouthing Rep. Weiner. Hey, I’d like to know what they did to Ed Shultz while he was suspended. Did Comcast sent him to re-education camp or something? See for the WHOLE story.

Sunday Addams said...

Weiner is a big boy and can take care of himself. And if he can't, then you have bigger problems anyway.

Electric Kool Aid Acid Trip Movie time! Get your bong, pull up your bean bag and grok this:
VIDEO : Merry Pranksters - the Acid Test - 1966
Original Footage of the Acid Test Graduation, excellent live footage of the Grateful Dead from 1965 when they were still called the Warlocks.

Ken Kesey and the Merry Pranksters,
with Neal Cassady driving the legendary
psychedelic bus, FURTHER.

Groove to the music and lights
and open your mind to the possibilities.

Woohoo! Weird Load! Further Forever!!

We got to get out of this place, if its the last thing we ever do!

Anonymous said...

the love of money is the root of all evil?
What is money? Personally I think that the root of all evil is ignorance, and that it establishes its hooks into the social organism mainly through the meme of paternal responsibility. If in our eternally male dominated culture men recognize just their own spawn and work to secure and expand the interests of just their children against all others; from this rises all the major societal problems.

Imagine if you will a society in which all the children are the children of the family and are equally loved and nurtured. See the contrast; would any sane person enslave their own children?

Then there is personal ignorance, which appears to contribute to all the other destructive behavior, including covetousness. Coveting results in rape, theft, slavery, torture, spousal battery and murder.

Then there is insanity. Not the popular 'I don't fit in, I'll spend all my money on hardcore street drugs and off myself in a spectacular manner while my codependent enabler is in the shower' emo shit, the 'voices told me to do it' variety. If ignorance is an imperfect comprehension of the world in which one lives, insanity is the ultimate expression of ignorance.

You can certainly trace the root of evil down the paternity path, even prior to money.

Anonymous said...

I really enjoyed your full disclosures before the election outing of Romney. Its nice to know how the exploiter class lives before we vote for them. It would have made a difference if we had known Cheney was a convict and Emanuel a terrorist before we voted...
You could do a segment on the politically ambitious.

Anonymous said...

I'll be damned, the printing press IS evil. Before Guttenberg there was no fiat currency.

Anonymous said...

Look at all these job ads! The recession is over!
Hey wait a minute. Its the same job, listed over & over!

Anonymous said...

Sarah Palin is on the bus because she hasn't heard of the internet. Be careful Sarah, the farther one travels, the less one knows,
the less one knows.

wikipedia said...

Crypto-fascism A pejorative term implying a secret support for, or admiration of, fascism. The term is used to imply that an individual or group keeps this support or admiration hidden to avoid political persecution or political suicide.
The term is largely credited to Gore Vidal.

Dorian Gr8 said...

The new mirror for political oppression is the most honorable Bradley Manning, for whom this Commander in Chief is wholly responsible. The koan Manning has navigated should be the litmus test for all politicians. There is no doubt Bradley Manning could never take bribes or put his interests ahead of his duties; nor could he ever send pictures of his magnificent balls to strangers; or be blackmailed. The honor of Bradley Manning is beyond reproach. Watch what the anti-lifers do to him, to one degree or another is what awaits us all. Bradley gets cold torture, while Bristol Palin gets money thrown at her. What is the message in this?

Anonymous said...

"One of the highest praises which can be given to a public man who has chances of enriching himself is, that he remains poor. When a member of Congress, known not to be worth ten thousand dollars, returns to his home worth one hundred thousand dollars, the public have an instinct that he has, somehow or other, been untrue to himself and his country. When a great man returns home from Washington poorer than when he went, his influence is apt to survive his power; and this perpetuated influence is the highest glory of a public man,--the glory of Jefferson, of Hamilton, of Washington, like the voice of Gladstone during his retirement. Now Cicero had pre-eminently this influence as long as he lived; and it was ever exerted for the good of his country. Had his country been free, he would have died in honor. But his country was enslaved, and his voice was drowned, and he had to pay the penalty of speaking the truth about those unscrupulous men who usurped authority." - Beacon Lights of History, v. 3 by John Lord

Anonymous said...

meme of paternal responsibility
So, monogamous marriage is the vine of all evil...

The Banana Corporation said...

"It is, in all essentials, a study in deliberate underdevelopment and the means by which raw materials are used to finance another country's industrial progress. But one may also notice the mergence of another trope: the author's keen and sad interest in the passivity and docility of the victims, who know little or nothing of the wider mercantile world from which their nation is being excluded." - Christopher Hitchens, anologously applied to *.this();

Anonymous said...

So much for electronic voting and digital money. All the wrong boxes were checked off, no surprise the shields failed. Or maybe its all fake to invoke the slave state.

Last fall Fox news proposed budgetting by cutting the funds to public libraries. The libraries provide the bottom half with internet access and a voice; I am glad the hackers have VALUES.

Happy hackers:

For the h4X0rz:

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Mr. Hand said...

This is why the thumb evolved from the dew claw, which was originally for holding on to the previously obligatory partner.

I really want the brainless old fucks who think with their dicks to determine my future...

Working hand, Catching hand, tax hand said...

I mean I really want anonymous old strangers who are still totally obsessed with wanking to determine the future of the entire species.

When it rains I still taste the corexit. I gave up the shine, crack,crank & cellphones and the headaches just don't stop. I AM IRONMAN

Anonymous said...

I found Mayor La Guardia at Bellevue. He said he'll be happy to finish Weiner's term for him. Better watch out though, Hitler was there too & he's planning to announce as soon as the RNC clears his release papers.

Anonymous said...

Censorship is for criminals.

Anonymous said...

"To me, pornography is, you know, spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons. That's pornographic to me." - Bill Hicks

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Anonymous said...

Come on Bill, you should have 2 shows a week.
Its summer, the days are longer and the weekends are farther apart.
Double digits of your fan base are under/unemployed, sitting on the couch they might get drawn in by Fox. You need to guard your flock.
There is no shortage of Washington wannabes for you to parade. I'm sure they all want to come ride tax paying girls, girls, girls around UV City on their contributor's plastic. All the ones from the west 50 don't have to travel as far as Jane.
Do the second show from Vegas and you'll all have more places to party. Just check their demonic possession laws before you pack.

Anonymous said...

LulzSec Claims CIA Website Breach

This has got to be a false flag op. After Bilderberg went to Greece their banks failed; after Bilderberg went to Spain, their banks failed too; Bilderberg just got done in Swotzerland and immediately the lulz start in Washington.

CIA & FBI websites got hacked was like 2000, the doers replaced their content with Nazi bondage porn; it was pretty cool. They did it 2 times and those sites were taken down indefinitely. If they really haven't got their security chops to handle something this basic then we are on our own.

Gimme back my bullets.

Anonymous said...

Can you get Elizabeth Warren on some time soon?

Anonymous said...

You can paint the pig whatever color you want Bill, despite rhetoric and promises and pointless gestures and vigorous flailing of penes to the contrary, when you look at just the results, Obama and this legislature have executed exactly to the letter the same domestic & foreign policies of the hidden hand.
The wholesale theft of bathtubs increases unabated. The usual suspects remain at large.

When the good politicians refuse to restrain and punish the bad politicians;
When the overwhelming majority asserts we should not be in these wars, yet the permawar continues, due to the influence of and for the profit of a few;
When the overwhelming majority asserts we should legalize pot, but instead the property confiscations and arrests of legitimate, tax paying citizens continues to increase, the representatives assert that this is not happening, and the press turns a blind eye, even when 4 tons of cocaine fall out of the sky, with CIA plane and pilots present, when the bankers testify (to plea bargain) that they funded it;
When the public schools are differentiated from the exclusive private schools by their overt use of physical and mental force to coerce the future prolis into a submissive attitude;
What form of government do you call this? Because this is what I see.

Vote NO for Incumbent.

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ecosutra said...

Is there anyway I can come talk about Permaculture?

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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That started from this L.A. port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a minxy yiddish thing,
The skipper rutty and stoned.
No passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, three hours alone.

The weather wasn't getting rough,
But the tiny ship still tossed,
If not for the abandon of the lustful crew
The Minnow wouldn't be lost, the Minnow wouldn't be lost.

The ship capsized, they washed ashore on this uncharted isle
They're Googlin,
with web porn too
they're balling every night
The comedian has Mary Jane,
they're bored here too,
Here on Jupiter Isle.

So this is the tale of their latchkey kids,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
Should have pulled out, should have pulled out.

The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
To build a lodge, work the kids,
In this tropical love nest.

No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From 2 castaways with 6 brats (no mother in law),
Here on "Jupiter Isle."

Judas Priest said...

Behold 'tis I the commander
Whose grip controls you all
Resist me not, surrender
I'll no compassion call

(tyrant) captor of humanity
(tyrant) conqueror of all
(tyrant) hideous destructor
(tyrant) every man shall fall

Your very lives are held within my fingers
I snap them and you cower down in fear
You spineless things who belly down to slither
To the end of the world you follow to be near

(tyrant) capture of humanity
(tyrant) conqueror of all
(tyrant) hideous destructor
(tyrant) every man shall fall

Mourn for us oppressed in fear
Chained and shackled we are bound
Freedom choked in dread we live
Since tyrant was enthroned

I listen not to sympathy
Whilst ruler of this land
Withdraw your feeble aches and moans
Or suffer smite from this my hand

(tyrant) captor of humanity
(tyrant) conqueror of all
(tyrant) hideous destructor
(tyrant) every man shall fall

Mourn for us oppressed in fear
Chained and shackled we are bound
Freedom choked in dread we live
Since tyrant was enthroned

My legions faithful unto death
I'll summon to my court
And as you perish each of you
Shall scream as you are sought

(tyrant) capture of humanity
(tyrant) conqueror of all
(tyrant) hideous destructor
(tyrant) every man shall fall

Anonymous said...

6/27 show kicked ass on multiple levels.

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Today's wealth revolution will unlock countless opportunities and new life trajectories, not only for creative business entrepreneurs but for social, cultural and educational entrepreneurs as well. It will open fresh possibilities for slashing poverty both at home and around the globe. But it will accompany this invitation to a glowing future with a warning: Risks are not merely multiplying but escalating. The future is not for the fainthearted.

Anonymous said...

Uncle Chris Matthews is a nice tv persona, but if government inspectors were worth anything the SEC would have prevented the 1988 S&L crisis, in which crony investors transferred their losses to the working class & looted that 'recovery'. The SEC would have prevented the similar class warfare 2007 attack. Over 30 million resident illegal aliens should tell you something about government inspectors, Chris. If government inspectors were worth a shit we wouldn't have this big fat inflationary legal 'industry'.

Producers have the most to gain and lose by the quality of their product. From airplanes to teddies, the people on the job inspect their own work and audit their contribution to the process; then their bosses check them, and fire the deadbeats, or demote them if government meddling obstructs product improvement and profitability. This repeats eventually all the way to the guy whose name is on it. Names like Apple, Mercedes Benz, Gloria Allred; thats some amazing branding.

From experience government inspectors are the devil's gatekeepers, all the way to former Attorney General Gonsales.

Anonymous said...

Transcend: Nine Steps To Living Well Forever by Ray Kurzweil, 2009

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Anonymous said...


Please, continue doing what you're doing. Do not give up. You are a very strong figure and a true inspiration. The way you vehicule your pragmatic/logic/fact based opinions/messages is so important, especially to challenge the state of our democraty. Obviously, you have the courage of your convictions, assume what you stand for and guys like you make all the difference. You make me proud.

Doubt is good.

Kind regards,
Francois Trudel
Montreal, Quebec (Canada)

The Man Who Was Thursday said...

What is this anarchy?"

"Do not confuse it," replied the constable, "with those chance dynamite outbreaks from Russia or from Ireland, which are really the outbreaks of oppressed, if mistaken, men. This is a vast philosophic movement, consisting of an outer and an inner ring. You might even call the outer ring the laity and the inner ring the priesthood. I prefer to call the outer ring the innocent section, the inner ring the supremely guilty section. The outer ring -- the main mass of their supporters -- are merely anarchists; that is, men who believe that rules and formulas have destroyed human happiness. They believe that all the evil results of human crime are the results of the system that has called it crime. They do not believe that the crime creates the punishment. They believe that the punishment has created the crime. They believe that if a man seduced seven women he would naturally walk away as blameless as the flowers of spring. They believe that if a man picked a pocket he would naturally feel exquisitely good. These I call the innocent section."

"Oh! " said Syme.

"Naturally, therefore, these people talk about 'a happy time coming'; 'the paradise of the future'; 'mankind freed from the bondage of vice and the bondage of virtue,' and so on. And so also the men of the inner circle speak -- the sacred priesthood. They also speak to applauding crowds of the happiness of the future, and of mankind freed at last. But in their mouths" -- and the policeman lowered his voice -- "in their mouths these happy phrases have a horrible meaning. They are under no illusions; they are too intellectual to think that man upon this earth can ever be quite free of original sin and the struggle. And they mean death. When they say that mankind shall be free at last, they mean that mankind shall commit suicide. When they talk of a paradise without right or wrong, they mean the grave.

They have but two objects, to destroy first humanity and then themselves. That is why they throw bombs instead of firing pistols. The innocent rank and file are disappointed because the bomb has not killed the king; but the high-priesthood are happy because it has killed somebody."

"How can I join you?" - G.K. Chesterton

Anonymous said...

What does 30 million illegal aliens mean? In this case illegal means not factored into the rules of the system, imposing economic stress.
How could 30 million people be in this status? Thats not a government oversight, it has to be intentional. Washington bombs the shit out of countries for far less. Powers that they are they still have never deployed 30 million troops anywhere, ever. Who would want to impose this economic stress on the system? Our competition, others who have an ulterior agenda, and those who have committed such grave crimes that they can only conceal the magnitude of their crime by creating an even larger crisis.

We have to manage our own leaders or be held responsible for their crimes, en masse, while the perps get away, taking all the wealth with them. Follow the money and you'll find the villains behind the political circus

Anonymous said...

"Illegals pay income taxes and don't file returns"
Not so. As do you, they try to keep every penny they earn, but unlike you they are not encumbered by any legal or moral loyalty to this nation. By arrangement with their managers and the company's that employ them, they get paid minimum wage over the table and cash + OT under the table. As President Obama stated, "nobody is paying any taxes." and he meant these corporations. Furthermore they do file tax returns. What they do pay taxes on they underpay to the max. When they use an American's SSN, that American has to prove to the IRS that they did not do the work that the impostor was paid for and do not owe the taxes for that impostor. The IRS policy is to tell that American to shut up and fucking pay; or else they send the goons.

"Illegals pay spend money and therefore contribute to the economy."
According to Western Union the majority of the money illegals appropriate from our eonomy is directly exported to their country of origin. This is supported by our government bitching about this being a haggling point in their diplomatic relations with the governments that run these parasitic campaigns.

"If it wasn't for illegals, you couldn't afford your maid"
The 98.07% of Americans living on less than $60K fixed incomes have never had maids. Further the well documented drain on the economy by illegal aliens - the expense of their impact on legal, education, hospital and bureaucracy - is not only redistributed onto the working class, but also guarantees a longterm systemic failure. Its running at a huge loss Bill, but the pirates & pimps are making a buck and they have the bullhorn and the guns so 98% have no say in the matter.

Not to mention we are learning that these 2%ers have a long tradition of sexually assaulting the maid, as born out by the 2 maid rapes in NYC in a month, in the same hotel, and the fact that the owners of the American media have suppressed reporting on the second incident for the same reason the Warren Commission insisted on the magic bullet. Illegals are most vulnerable to the predatory classes, and the people they victimize don't give a fuck about them either.

In my state about 45% of the illegals are from Mexico and 38% are from China. This means that these 2 countries have a monopoly. At least 1/4 of the incarcerated are illegals, most have no insurance even under Obamacare; the state and IRS have published lists of unpaid taxes and most are foreigners who abused our hospitality; the state and FBI ten most wanted lists are all hispanics & muslims. The serial bank robber demographic growth segment is Mexicans. We need to send the bill to the parasite nations sponsoring these massive criminal operations bill, plus damages for the hardship and permanently lost future opportunies for Americans. We need to impose penal trade sanctions on these nations in order to preserve our economy and whats left of our freedom and our way of life.

But first we need to get the government back from the minority who have usurped it.

Anonymous said...

New Rule: When you're invading a country, its not defense spending. Its a hostile corporate takeover with an extreme human resources restructuring initiative and a new management team.

Anonymous said...

New Rule: People who don't pay into Social Security, who also receive full pay with 100% medical for the rest of their lives, who are manipulated by their rich friends, should not be in charge of Social Security and Medicare. Or anything else.

Anonymous said...

The Trials Of Henry Kissinger

The court upheld truth:
The Trial Of Henry Kissinger, by Christopher Hitchens

Mike said...

Bill -

The Office of the Papacy fell vacant in 1914 ... taken by the anti-Christs.

The Catholic Church *lost all* of it's properties around the world on 8 December 1965 (the close date of the heretic "vatican-2 council").

I have the proof on my website >> -- Sections 12 through 21 (includes photographic proof).

The heretic and apostate monstrosity that you have been attacking is not the Catholic Church ... it is simply a filthy heretic cult which has taken over our formerly Catholic properties.

Joseph Ratzinger (a.k.a. "Benedict XVI") has been automatically excommunicated from the Catholic Church for *decades* ... and is therefore headed for Hell.

Karol Wojtyla (a.k.a. "John Paul II") descended into Hell forever in April of 2005.

There is not a single priest or bishop on the face of the earth.

The Catholic Church is spotless and stainless ... it cannot be "damaged", it can only increase and decrease in numbers depending on how many people are baptized in water and believe the Catholic Sources of Dogma.

I list the De Fide Dogma on Section 3 and the Salvation Dogma on Section 1.

The Dogma on automatic excommunication for heresy (operative on the soul of Joseph Ratzinger) is on Section 13.2.

Our Lady of Conquest
Pray for us

Kicking back in scenic Hell said...

Hey Bill, why don't you change your name to Jesus H. Christ and put your name on the ballot, and don't do any campaigning. You'll win.

The Man Who Was Thursday said...

"So you talk about mobs and the working classes as if they were the question. You've got that eternal idiotic idea that if anarchy came it would come from the poor. Why should it? The poor have been rebels, but they have never been anarchists; they have more interest than anyone else in there being some decent government. The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all. Aristocrats were always anarchists, as you can see from the barons' wars."

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Anonymous said...

Excellent interview w/Gore Vidal

Looks like Bill Maher is related to Gore Vidal, and by extension that other branch of black sheep... remember Limerick!

summer visuals said...

You think we don't disappear if we complain about our government? Did you miss the 60s or something? Count the dead citizens; COINTELPRO is still ongoing, only now with surveillance gear that would blow the STASI & KGB away. Call me Johnny Cockring but you don't have to be Geronimo Pratt to realize the American dream is bullshit.

What do you mean the internet needs corporate regulation? Wikileaks already rocked investigative journalism.

Republicans like babies because they are easier to trick than old people; this is why they are against sociai security, they don't want old people with any extra time on their hands thinking about how to get even with the fuckers who looted their retirement plans.

Anonymous said...

Brilliant Wikileaks parody of masterscard :

lament for my weiner, sore and crucified said...

NEW RULE: Save the subtropical American forests, stop junk mail! As 80% of my mail is junk, this should also help balance the federal budget. The other 20% is bills, threats from the IRS, and indiscreet weiner packages.

Anonymous said...

On June 26, 2011, judge burns ruled that prison doctors could forcibly medicate Loughner with antipsychotic drugs in order to make him fit for ritual sacrifice. Now every president has to execute at least one basket case.

Anonymous said...

So, this extremely dangerous crazy guy was ruled insane, and he is dangerous that we are going to destroy him to promote the general welfare. I'm with you so far. But...

If we are going to destroy him anyway, why spend a minimum of several hundred thousand dollars curing him and explaining this to him? Thats like using an alcohol swab when administering a lethal injection, only its way, way more expensive. I'm a bit short right now, would you mind asking Bush to up the tab on this one?

Operation Sunlight said...

Support the free, intelligent press!

Anonymous said...

I don't blame President Obama but he hasn't gotten done the things I hoped he would. Maybe his work will bear fruit later as it seemed with the George 41 administration, but at this time I would like to see some definitive results, or at least explicit details about who has blocked which of his initiatives, and why, so we can understand whats happening and vote out or run out those rats.

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Anonymous said...

Hello Bill

I think it would be very influential to investigate and report on the Madison Avenue motherfuckers who tricked us into voting for Obama using false advertising. Not for 2002, but for the nest 2 years, to make sure they don't get away with
that kind of shit again.

I got a pitchfork and a torch, and nuthin' to do.

Thanks man.

Anonymous said...

NEWS FLASH: Rupert Murdoch and Bill O'Reilly fall off yacht, drown in 8 centimeters of water while friends watch helplessly, too afraid of losing their place counting money to save them.

Anonymous said...

NEW RULE: Unless you're Charlie Sheen you don't have tiger blood. Its probably your medication. According to 3 independent studies, about 44% of Americans are too functionally illiterate to read the labels on their medication, which just happens to include the instructions. The official number is 1%.

Anonymous said...

Q: What did Michelle say to Barack?
A: When they dance, crackers always make me laugh.

Anonymous said...

Hey Lenny,

Insightful remarks by julian Assange 6/15/11,107.html

The truth will set you free. Unless you're a real monster.

Anonymous said...

NEW RULE: If the USA just bombed the shit out of your country, do you really want to seek refuge here? You're automatically on the terrorist watch list, that can't be good for your prospects.
Unless you join the military. Then you'll be deployed homeward.

Anonymous said...

New Rule: All state and federal legislators and all judges must send their children to the same public school system that their constituents enjoy.

Anonymous said...

prosecute war criminals
uphold the law

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