By Bill Maher
Rick Santorum recently explained 236 years of American political history with the greatest quote of all time.
At the Values Voters Summit:
"We will never have the media on our side, ever, in this country. We will never have the elite, smart people on our side."
Explains a lot. They're not just traditionalists. They're Cro-Magnons. With the simple values that made this country great: It light outside? Go look for food. It dark? Cower. Maybe fuck something, see if baby come out.
Santorum then added, "So our colleges and universities, they're not going to be on our side." He explained how the church is one of the only institutions that can be counted on to sustain "the basic premise of America." The basic premise, which, if I'm not mistaken, was partly "Let's get the fucking church off our backs."
Those smart people, always a-plottin' and a-plannin' against us. That's why we need to elect more mouth-breathing dumbasses!
Rick Santorum recently explained 236 years of American political history with the greatest quote of all time.
At the Values Voters Summit:
"We will never have the media on our side, ever, in this country. We will never have the elite, smart people on our side."
Explains a lot. They're not just traditionalists. They're Cro-Magnons. With the simple values that made this country great: It light outside? Go look for food. It dark? Cower. Maybe fuck something, see if baby come out.
Santorum then added, "So our colleges and universities, they're not going to be on our side." He explained how the church is one of the only institutions that can be counted on to sustain "the basic premise of America." The basic premise, which, if I'm not mistaken, was partly "Let's get the fucking church off our backs."
Those smart people, always a-plottin' and a-plannin' against us. That's why we need to elect more mouth-breathing dumbasses!
4 comments:
Very well said and funny. He's trying too hard to be in the position for something that is too late; the republican nominee. At least he sticks to being a condescending person while showing he cares about the non college educated people...
Ann C pointed out people lived
to something like 59 when SS
started, being a "trick"--
since Bill missed the history,
SS was first sold for surviving
wive's & children, NOT a retirement
system first.
My dad died when I was 8, brother
12 & sister 1---THANK GOD FOR THE
HELP
please read Sec of St Clinton's
statement of 9/12 on air,
send to Issa & ask for comment.
She does say well armed militants,
not video protest--the next day.
Send to Anderson Cooper & ask
him how he missed that.
Thhis was a lovely blog post
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